arrow: how much does your happiness depend on your relationships with others?
bouquet: what’s your favorite kind of flower?
chocolate: what would you most like to receive on valentine’s day?
couple: are you annoyed by public displays of affection?
cupid: what’s your sexuality?
date: do you think age differences are a big deal?
heart: talk about your crush
hug: how comfortable are you with physical contact?
kiss: have you had your first kiss? with who?
poem: write me a poem
rose: are you romantic?
sweet: do you like candy and chocolate?
true love: do you believe in love at first sight?
xxoo: are you dominant?
Archives
why ur sign is still single
aries: moody as fuck
taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food
gemini: not committed enough and never has the time
cancer: too busy crying and watching tv
leo: too needy
virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day
libra: no reason ur perfect
scorpio: trust issues and jealousy
sagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don’t know what you want
capricorn: too dry and serious abut everything
aquarius: too insensitive
pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one
most obvious shit about the signs
Aries: really energetic and angry
Taurus: super cute and loud
Gemini: excited about everything
Cancer: misunderstood and but the best friends ever
Leo: bossy and cuddly like a teddy bear
Virgo: great listeners that don’t like talking about themselves
Libra: kinda self centered and have a beautiful soul
Scorpio: shy and hot 100% of the time
Sagittarius: the glass is always half full and ready to try new things
Capricorn: they’re the ones that get shit done
Aquarius: smarter than you probably and know more too
Pisces: more selfless than anyone and genuinely cares about everyone
Munday
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person for which you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you’re sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
the signs in one word
aries: crazy
taurus: stubborn
gemini: childish
cancer: bitchass
leo: arrogant
virgo: majestic
libra: why
scorpio: terrifying
sagittarius: f i n e
capricorn: sleepy
aquarius: heartless
pisces: no
I have 2 reply velocities
Option one: you will wait until the end of the year for a reply
Option two: I WILL REPLY THE FREAKING SECOND YOU DO
Every Kitchen Nightmares Episode
Restaurant Owner: I’m doing everything right but people don’t wanna eat here and I’m losing business
Gordon Ramsey: Okay, I’ve seen how you run the restaurant and these are what you are doing wrong
Owner: But I’ve always done it this way
Ramsey: And your restaurant is failing.
Owner: Who are you to come into my restaurant and tell me how to run things.
Ramsey: I’m a five star chef with many restaurants around the world that you hired to fix your restaurant.
true rp partners: a template
rper 1: we gotta do this sad thing
rper 1: like what if [sad thing]
rper 2: ohhh my goddd NOOOOOO
rper 2: IM DYING
rper 2: ok but then [sad thing] while [really sad thing]
rper 1: fuck you ok
rper 1: who pissed in your coffee
rper 1: it’s perfect
repeat for 5 hours
the signs as AUs
aries: r&b singers au
taurus: bookshop au
gemini: ‘we keep accidentally running into each other lol??’ au
cancer: college/uni au
leo: genderswap au
virgo: coffee shop OR bakery OR ice cream shop au
libra: drunk hookup au
scorpio: MERMAIDS
sagittarius: high school au
capricorn: any band/symphony au
aquarius: single parents au
pisces: any kind of pining
astrological signs in love
aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship… but hey at least it’s interesting
taurus: likes to pretend they’re so heartless that they don’t even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time
gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love
cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat
leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it’s cute
virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.
libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)
scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple “serious” relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they’re in love w their gross best friend… but in a cute way
sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection
capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, “JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE”, terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)
aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? 🙂 !! ? 🙁
pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love’s glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan