most obvious shit about the signs

Aries: really energetic and angry
Taurus: super cute and loud
Gemini: excited about everything
Cancer: misunderstood and but the best friends ever
Leo: bossy and cuddly like a teddy bear
Virgo: great listeners that don’t like talking about themselves
Libra: kinda self centered and have a beautiful soul
Scorpio: shy and hot 100% of the time
Sagittarius: the glass is always half full and ready to try new things
Capricorn: they’re the ones that get shit done
Aquarius: smarter than you probably and know more too
Pisces: more selfless than anyone and genuinely cares about everyone

astrological signs in love

aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship… but hey at least it’s interesting
taurus: likes to pretend they’re so heartless that they don’t even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time
gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love
cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat
leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it’s cute
virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.
libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)
scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple “serious” relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they’re in love w their gross best friend… but in a cute way
sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection
capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, “JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE”, terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)
aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? 🙂 !! ? 🙁
pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love’s glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan

tru zodiac descriptions

goodbye-space-ass:

aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot 
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot 
virgo: get that stick out of ur ass
libra: satans cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
sagittarius: wow rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties 

The 12 Zodiac Sign’s and their Anger/Tempers: Quick Reference Guide

Aries: Easy to ignite, Aries doesn’t like people stepping on their toes and interrupting them from doing what they know they can do. They are likely to fly off the handle and let you have it, insults, put-downs, and rage.
Taurus: Their temper has a long fuse. And it won’t go off until the little last straw (that can be anything) sets them off. And they are loud, obnoxious, and all over the place–very emotional and it will take them a great while to calm back down.
Gemini: This sign keeps their more “messy” moods under wraps, and they’re more likely to internalize it all, but you can visibly see their anger with shaky hands, narrowed eyes, and watch out for that silver-tongue that can cut you down without a moment’s notice.
Cancer: When it happens, you hardly notice until it hits you with SILENT treatment, ignoring, and if they MUST speak, it will be short and passive aggressive. They will eventually forgive you, but will never forget and most likely hold a massive grudge.
Leo: Their anger has a short fuse because they are more sensitive than you’re aware of; and they HATE public displays, but, if it is reduced to that, they make a scene, and you won’t be able to get in a word at all. You will feel about 1 inch tall.
Virgo: They will get quiet but extremely fierce and verbally kick your ass. They are much more HURT, but will express it as anger. And most likely, they will never want to speak or see you ever again.
Libra: The most passive aggressive of all the signs, they make remarks, belittle you, and act as if everything is okay, because they know they are getting underneath your skin.
Scorpio: They don’t want you to see them during their weak moments, so although they feel a deep rage when angered (usually because someone has lied to them), they calmly (scarily) cut you down to nothing with bitter, biting, and hurtful words.
Sagittarius: As fast as they’re mad (their fuse is almost as short Aries), they’re over it. But you better believe you will catch “the cold hard truth” coming out of their mouth. Offensive, blunt, and haughty, but then once calm apologizes about the WAY they said it, but not the actual words.
Capricorn: Steely gaze, disgusted look, emotional (inside), they let their anger come out in their actions and how they treat you. You will feel like you never mattered, nor will you matter ever again to this sign.
Aquarius: These people either get rebellious and loud when mad or withdrawn and quiet. The loud will rip you apart and have people on their side while doing so, and the quiet will come for you later and let you know what a disappointment you are. Don’t attack the people in their lives, nor what they stand for.
Pisces: When pushed, they are down and out fighters. They aren’t afraid to jump in head first and get physical. They will undoubtedly have a few key points to make as well, but either way, they will NOT hold back.