An excerpt of what would have happened if I did manage to get total control over the BBQ pit in what would have been Hakuba’s birthday party.
You know, assuming we actually got to it and nobody’s in the hospital and all that.
“Once upon a time, in the land of OOCIC, I was kidnapped and brought to the crazy troll lady- aka -Hannah-chan’s house, and forced to endure an awkward but rather delightful birthday party. Yes, there was duct tape. Yes, there was fire. But there were presents, too. And many kind notes of affection, even from those I never would have expected.
"So while my life in the IC timeline has taken another dip for the worse (propelling me closer and closer toward a nervous breakdown, dangerously close to my arranged holiday to Paris), at least I know – OOCIC – that I do have friends and fond admirers and people who genuinely seem to enjoy my adventures, such as they are.
"That said, I have had a wonderful time with you all thus far, even through the heart break, the passion, the anguish, the injury, and of course the awkward… and thank you all for celebrating my birthday with me.
"I believe that I can say that although I still haven’t found my Nessie, I had a wonderful time these past few days and will not soon forget it. Thank you for your patience in the abundance of posts (particularly those out of order), and please know that I will return to working on my drafts (23 currently) in the order in which they were received.
"Thank you, my dear followers. I love you all, and look forward to many, many more stories and exploits to write and share together.”