“…well, at least it’s not dying of /laughter/ from my overreactive care. Hmf.”
“Well, if it makes you feel better, you can still come over with your field bag~! (After all, as a gentleman thief, I wouldn’t want to turn down my fans~)"
"What would the point be in bringing my field bag if you’re not actually injured? While administering medical care for no good reason would certainly cure your boredom, it does not sound safe nor very fun at all. I suppose I could suture your mouth shut, but honestly that seems in poor taste, too.”
Hakuba, of course, neglects to mention the obvious implications of ‘playing doctor’ with Kaitou Kid, and the subsequent merits therein.