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“Oi, Hakuba, I herd that race horses only have career life spans of 2 years —pompous prickish English asshole ones even less. Really think it would behoove you to get off your high horse and admit that you’re pasture time— it’s really not your field to be horsing around.”
…while working on OC Akira’s tumblr blog that his relationship with Hakuba is a lot like Goofy and Max’s. Only Hakuba’s not quite as awkward as Goofy. Probably. Maybe.
Christmas, for example:
“Okay, Dad! Is the star still crooked?”
“I think that’s just about right. Now come down off that step ladder, I don’t want you falling and breaking your neck. Let’s plug the lights in.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming.”
…reminded me of this:
And if you replace the teddy bear with a panda bear plush:
“I know that it’s hard to have a happy Christmas without your mum, but at least you, me, and Panda-san are together, right?”
“I’m too old for stuffed animals, Dad…"
…and then it turned into this:
"Do you remember when Holmes and Watson were tracking down a dinosaur in that Asylum film? God, that was fun. Dinosaurs of all things! Dinosaurs!”
“yes it is most definitely true now give me two drafts of this ‘budget’ immediately I don’t trust you to reevaluate on your own I am officially your pity accountant from now on.
I expect those documents stat pretty boy.”
"It may take some time to recalculate all of the figures, but I’ll get two proposals to you as soon as is possible. Do they need to be notarized? And for tat matter, do you need an annual budget, or one broken down to a one month timeline? Perhaps an annual plan would be best, with details for one month’s anticipatory calendar of pity parties built in, with associated costs and numbers… hmm…”
