“If you wait too much longer, you’ll likely only make it in time to see the thief’s final hour. Already you’ve only barely arrived just to interrupt me at the heists, and eventually, you might find yourself there too late…”
“I already have your true identity, your vocation, your whereabouts, agent’s name… please, tell me: what reason could I have for waiting to arrest you? Think carefully.”
“Yes, yes… so you’ve told me. Many times. But the clock is ticking, detective… I wonder when you’ll actually act.”
”…I’m just waiting for the right time…“
"No need to yell. Wouldn’t want to die of a heart attack, now would we?” [Spider, leave the Brit alone *flicks*]
“I’ll get you yet, bloody Moriarty!”
LOL XD
“This isn’t humorous in any way!”
“Hmm? Worried, detective?”
“OH, I DON’T KNOW, PERHAPS. You ARE, after all, the ASSASSIN HIRED TO MURDER KAITOU KID. THAT MAY BE CAUSE FOR SOME CONCERN, YES.”
“Bloody hell…"
“…please tell me this isn’t happening.”
The assassin smirked at he saw more messages popping up on the screen. That the other continued to just casually continue sending them was intriguing, to say the least. He’d been of half a mind to change his number, but… maybe he’d put it on hold for now. This might be entertaining.
[text] It’d be harder to not be at at least familiar with Holmes, though, if you’re asking if I’ve read the stories, I’ll have to disappoint you by saying no.
[text] I also don’t consider myself to be a Moriarty. Personality-wise… perhaps… but I’m not exactly interested in getting very involved with criminals to that extent.
[text] Do you really need to follow the fictional detective so much you need his enemies as well? A Lupin isn’t enough for you?
Hakuba rolled his eyes after reading the texts, shaking his head. Of course the assassin wouldn’t understand the deep and meaningful implications of his assignment. To be James Moriarty was a compliment! And as much as he loathed Spider for his work, he could not deny that he was exceptionally talented at his work. In some ways, he admired the man just as much as he wanted to capture him.
Leaning back in his office chair, he wondered if and how he should respond. It was dangerous to be conversing with his mortal enemy. But the temptation…
[text] Make no mistake. Lupin is not a challenge for me- simply a nuisance. I’m not interested in petty thieves. You are who I’m set upon.
[text] It’s fine
[text] I’m actually surprised you decided to contact me again, after that
[text] But I must say, it was amusing
[text] Not sure whether I should be insulted that you would think I’d have done anything when you were drunk on your birthday. You may be irritatingly persistent, but I wouldn’t stoop that low
[text] Nice to see you still kept your misplaced confidence, though
[text] Hey, now… just because we are arch nemesis doesn’t mean that we have to insult each other, does it? I consider you my Moriarty; you should feel honored.
[text] I trust that you are familiar with Sherlock Holmes, yes?
Hakuba knew that it was just asking for trouble to be this excited about talking to a known assassin, but he couldn’t help it. He was positively giddy. The phone number he’d tracked down had been correct, and Spider definitely knew who he was. Even if he ended up murdered in his sleep as a result, he was quite proud of this accomplishment.
[text] No, this is a phantom message that you’re seeing in your inebriated state
[text] And it’s still debating about those skills of yours
[text] I suppose I should offer congratulations for your birthday
[text] But forgive me if I don’t really wish to come and share in the celebration
[text] I highly doubt you’ll be happy with the fact you even asked when you’re sober
[text] youd nbe surprised whith ohw excited i can get over correct deudctions you know
[text] jst watit for one of these days gonat i get oyu in a spider wbe of my OWn
[text] wtij great rpsonsibilty comes fgreat power, you spidre MAN
[text] i ont fall foryur ticknext time
[text] tomrrow
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[text] …
[text] I’ll admit, the story was amusing
[text] Though, I wasn’t aware that your stalking had given you my number, detective
[text] I suppose I’m not too surprised
[text] …
[text] Just how drunk are you to be texting me?
[text] wait this isrelayl your numebr?!
[text] andoyu KNOW WHO I AM
[text] my detectiving skills thare the tOPS
[text] anbspol utely RED lerrtTer
[text] os,m y brithday os of cOURSE I’m druNK it;s the BRITISH WAy
[text] blodoy hell if this is relaly you shoudl come to drinkwithus
[text] comeo ver I’ll order oyu an apple SPIDER
[text] i meant cirder
[text] straberry cider
[text] i have al ittle story for you
[text] you odo not KNow who this IS but you DO KNOW who this IS
[text] thes tory goes like thjis:
[text] spider had a ltitellamb
[text] itsfloleeces was WIHITES AS SNOW
[text] SNOW HIWTE KNGIHT of SHGHINING ARMOR
[text] to ARREST YO u FOR JUSTICE
[text] YO UWOUNT GET AWAYI WTH TI MISSFMUFFET
[text] IM GOING TOGET YO MORIARTY
[text] EVENFI T I AENDS AT REICHENBACH
