“Here, kitty kitty!”

themoonlightthief:

Send me “Here, kitty kitty!” and my muse will grow cat ears and a tail and adopt the mannerisms of a cat/kitten for the entirety of a thread!

The rustling sound of leaves made the tail sticking out of the waist of his pants flick nervously and Kaitou glanced around, quickly, the feline ears sitting on top of his head twitching as he listened. 

…Nothing.

Just the wind, then. 

It didn’t quite ease the uncertainty and slight paranoia bubbling in his chest though and he turned back towards the window, silently hoping Hakuba had already made it home. The heist had ended a little less than an hour ago, but who knew how pissed Nakamori had been or if he’d forced the blond to stay behind or if—

He knocked on the window, ears perking for any sound of movements from within the house.

Fortunately for the thief and the detective, Hakuba had been able to deflect most of the anger on the rest of the team with a few carefully chosen words that dripped with a sort of ‘I told you this would happen, you again refused to listen, and unless you want me to present you a detailed list of every single one of your errors, with time stamps, then I suggest you turn around and WALK AWAY’ air. The icy glare he’d used had helped, of course, but it was definitely the presence that mattered most. 

It would cost him later, but Hakuba really just wanted to get home. 

After setting his keys down on the end table near the door to his lavish bedroom, Hakuba paused and glanced toward the window. Tapping…? Kid usually just let himself in, didn’t he? Then again, it was quite soon after the heist, but… who else would come rapping at his window? 

Musing over thoughts of Poe, Hakuba made his way to the window without even removing his overcoat, far too comfortable in the layers to give it up until absolutely necessary. He’d left the lights off, but he didn’t need light to see that there was a person waiting there for him, so familiar in silhouette that even his tired eyes knew at once who it was. Without hesitation, he unlocked the windows and pulled them open with a smile. 

“Welcome, my little raven,” he said, far too amused with himself to notice, until 3.8 seconds later, that something was amiss. Then he blinked, tilting his head to one side as the smile faded into a craggy line of confusion. “…Are you cosplaying?”

Oh but it’s true. Do you want to know how he begged for it? How much he said he wanted it? How he laid down and took all of it like an obedient pet? That he screamed and sobbed like a little brat because he bit off more than he could chew.

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It wasn’t the first time that he’d heard of the incident… but while he originally dismissed it, further research proved far more troubling than he’d anticipated. Hakuba pulled out his mobile to send a text while he scrolled through the forums, brows furrowed. Dread and horror filled him slowly, ache like the gnawing cold of rising flood water. 

[text] Just checking in. Hullo!

He’d seen Kaito just recently, hadn’t he? Or spoken to him, at the very least. Really, the detective had been so busy since returning from his trip to London that the past week and a half had been little more than a blur. Still, though, this sort of thing didn’t happen to Kaitou Kid. It just didn’t. …did they?

[text] Would you like to do something later?

Hakuba stretched, leaning back in his chair as the information sunk in. From the video clips that had been posted, it was a simple enough task to determine the approximate location of the scandal, but even with that, it was difficult to ascertain if any of it was legitimate or not. Sex tapes and snuff films were popular among a particular crowd, and many adopted celebrity or character personas to draw in a larger audience. It was a disgusting practice, but unfortunately one of the things that a detective had to deal with from time to time. 

[text] Are you still asleep~?

As the seconds ticked by – which Hakuba verified via pocket watch – his anxiety deepened. To act or not? If it really was his Kuroba Kaito, he needed to be there immediately. If it wasn’t, did he risk revealing that he had a particular and personal interest in the thief’s wellbeing? While it was true that he hadn’t made the claim that they were enemies recently, and he was one of the forefront members of the Kaitou Kid task force, there was easily cause for concern that he could become emotionally compromised without due cause, betraying his secret. Both of their secrets. 

[text] Kuroba, I really need to know that you’re all right

What to do? He’d need to proceed with caution, regardless. Sighing, he set to work drafting a reply to one of the forum threads. 

leprofessorholmes posted:

Has anyone been able to confirm this yet? Or, more importantly, has anyone reported the incident to the authorities? 

That was all that he really felt he could discuss openly on the matter; it all upset him too much. Kuroba or not, those who took photos, recorded video, or stared instead of immediately informing the police were nothing but cruel abusers, themselves. And, had it been staged, it was at the very least a matter of public indecency. How did this sort of thing happen? So many had died simply because the available people had chosen to be spectators instead of heroes. He knew that all too well. Paparazzi was such a dirty word. 

…and why the personal messages? A trap, perhaps. After all, Hakuba had made many enemies in his profession, so it wasn’t completely unlikely. He picked up his phone again, this time attempting to call his classmate, but was met with voicemail. After a brief ‘please get back to me as soon as possible,’ he hung up and began dialing the station to see if there had been any reports made.

But before he could hit the ‘call’ button, another call came in.

“Hakuba Saguru speaking.”

“Hakuba. Where are you right now?”

“Conan-kun?” Hakuba frowned, surprised at the tone and aggressiveness with which the normally sweet boy addressed him. “I’m at my father’s estate in Ekoda. What can I do for you?”

“How fast can you get to Akihabara?”

The blond closed his eyes, taking in a breath while he calculated, again, the ETA for travel time. “Approximately twenty six minutes, though I may be able to shave it to seventeen and a half, dependant on traffic and parking. Why do you ask?” Though he already knew.

You’re the so-called expert on Kaitou Kid. I’m calling you in.”

That was all the confirmation that Hakuba needed, and was out the door and jogging down the hall in an instant. 

“Understood. I’m on my way.”

themoonlightthief:

[text] …pfffffft
[text] I think I’ll be nice and just go with close enough
[text] since it is your birthday and all
[text] …but if you puke on it, I’ll never forgive you

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[text] imgonan be sexy to!11
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Roses upon roses, red and lush and in full bloom, covers nearly every open surface of Hakuba’s room – from his desk to his bed and even parts of his floor. 

999 of them.

And, on the floor, in the very middle, in a small, open space surrounded by the flowers, sits a small box. It’s white, wrapped with a bright blue ribbon and seated neatly on top of it is a simple little card.

Happy birthday, my dearest detective.

Perhaps I went a little overboard with the roses, but how was I supposed to resist? Not every day is your birthday, after all~ 

I hope you’ll enjoy your gift and, if you’re lucky, there might be a ‘special delivery’ arriving sometime before midnight just for you~

Happy birthday!

Within the box, resting gently on soft, white satin, is a pendant in gold and silver.

P.S. It was acquired through perfectly legal means.

“…I don’t even know what to say besides thank you, and I can’t wait for this ‘special delivery’ tonight. I hope that it will give me the opportunity to thank you in person.”

themoonlightthief replied to your post: “Hiatus Update! (OOC)”:

//I miss you lots and lots too and I wish you the best of luck with your novel and everything else and I just love you okay you’re amazing and I hope things work out for you and I can’t wait to see you back and yes I love you lots okay ;u; <33333333

Gahhh thank you so much T-T I love you, too, all of the muches <3 <3 <3 

gods-heretic replied to your post: “Hiatus Update! (OOC)”:

((Argh Dear, slow down a bit 😉 I wanted to get my novel finished with you, but stupid university distracts me… Anyways, it’s nice to hear something from you, so keep doing your best. We all love you, no matter how long it takes till you finally come back. And then we…

Ack, your message cut off! Nooo! … but yes, don’t worry too much, I still have a ways to go! Thank you for being so supportive and wonderful sobbing <3 <3 

you guys <3 geez

When you return from work and step into your bedroom, the first thing your gaze locks onto are the three red roses on your desk and, next to them, a white, heartshaped chocolate box. And, resting gently between the flowers, is a small, simple card;

Happy Valentine’s Day, detective~

Have you figured out the messages I sent with the other roses yet? Though there’s a number of them, they shouldn’t be too difficult to spot~

Hugs and kisses and love,

– Kaitou Kid