thenightmarebyyourside:

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“…My sympathies go to your hearing, detective. The thief may be irritating, but at least he keeps people’s senses intact… I would help out, if only to spare myself from…. that…. However…”

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[…Yeah, he’s not allowed to throw needles directly at people at random. Even if he would probably just be using tranquilizers… Sorry ‘bout Kai’s encouragement, Hakuba *nods head in a slight bow before retreating, because sensitive cat ears*]

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"Pardon?! What did you say, Spider?! I can’t hear you over all of this BLOODY NOISE!”

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“Ne ne, Hakuba, I stopped singing a while ago.”

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“Huh?! SPEAK UP!”

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I guess I’m louder than I thought…

moonlightmajutsushi:

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“I regret no~thing~

…And that may only be because he has some earplugs of his own, but shh.

"You and Spider might need to beware getting frozen hearts, tantei-san~”

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“…really, Kaitou-san? Really?” 

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“♪̯̳̉ͨͯ̒͒̌̚l̗̫̘̖̲̤̝ͨͅĖ͍̯̻̪ͨͫͬT̰̭̝̫̆ͧ͌̎ͣ ̤̲̏̏́ͧ̏̊ͅî̱̰ͩt̖̱ͯ ̻̫̂̏ͣ̈́̑͐G̹̫̭̜͈͇̉̉ͧ̊O̯̲͙̮̹͆͌̓͗̎̅̚Ỏ͎̺̎̚ő͉̠͇̥̘̖ͦͬͯ̈Ȯ̥͖̑̽̑̓̈́͂ͫ
͓̜̞̜͍͙ͦL̻͚̙͉̣̺͋̐̾̀̊E̠̻ͧ͌T̤̳̩̜̠͌̏ ͚̥̞͋͗̋͗ͭI̥̜͆̊͑̐T͎̠͈̗̫̼̻̘̫̒̽ͣ̓̿̚ ͕̮ͪͦ͗G͈͉̩̬̤̤͈̃͌̈́̇ͣ͆̆O̗͈̹̣̩̱̅͂ͨͅO͙̓ͭO̫͕̦͆ͦ͋ͥȎ̮͚̜͎̜̑ͥ̉
̜̳̗̟̜͎̗̱͖͌ͩ͗̿ͣ̓͗c͖̩̄̐̆ͯͬ͆a̱ͥ̇̒ͅn̪̈́̋̇͆’̭̪͔̯͉̯̮ͪͬ̽͌͑ͧt̤̼̥͔̞͓̦̟͗ͫ͛ͦ̿ ̱͎͓͔̩͙̋̄ͦ̒͛̍h͎̣̺͈̺͉̘ͮ̾̂ͯ͛͂ͬͩ̍o͚̦͈̤͎̙͈̗͇ͯͣͥͩ͛̚l̩̊̿ͪ͛̋͑d̮͗̾͐̃͐ ͉̖̻̦̥͈̖̮͑̽̎̓ͮͦ͂ͅi̫̖̝̔͐͊̈́t̜̰̬̱̰̹̃̉͂ ͎͖̆̈̈̚b͖͇̜͚͚̰̞̑ͯ͛ͭͣͯ̍a̳̰͕̩̜̫ͬͥc̳͔̩̱̬̜͎̽̃͒ͅk̰̞̖͙ͮ̈́̃ͯ̅ͨ̍̚ ̰̞͍͉͍̘̰͆͑̾̍͊̔ͯͅa͓͖͍̝̬̱͊̊͊ń̥̞̦̎͒̿̉̒̋͌y͈̜̮͊̎̒ͅM͕͔̠̜͈͚̻͚̾̽Ô̖̪͙͈̳͍͍͖̟̇͆̌ͬͪ̏O̙̩͍̤͙̬͊͌̾̌O̤̪̥̳̦̮̹͍͖ͬ̂̍O̺͚̥̞̜̟͚̜ͪ̅̾̉Ṛ̲͎͕̂E̤̬̳̺̘̎ͬ~̝̦͔̑̏̇̇̑͒ͫ̐ͧ♫͔͔̟͋̎̓̽ͮ̋ͯ”

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“Bloody hell, I think my ears are actually bleeding." 

miyanohaibara:

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“Aha, fortunately for me I have earplugs. Do tell when the song is over Hakuba-kun.”

//Mun however//

SWeET MOTHER OF MErcY M4kE IT STOP.

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"Haibara-chan! Don’t leave me alone with him! This is your fault, you know!" 

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♫̖͍͈̦̞̰̥̟͉̇̎͑͌͒̓͞͡E̯̠̬̘̗̬̰̼̗̐͂̈ͮ̒ͫV͓̜̭ͯ͊ę̥̹̟̰̩͔͒͐̾͒̌͗̀Ȓ̵̨̨̟ͭ͗̇́Y̵̨̲͓͙͐ͭ̒ͤ̎̃̄ ̼͇͚̮̲͇͕̈ͫt̨̧̨̪̣ͮ̊h̄͆ͪ҉̧̣̳̞̱̯î̌ͨͭ̿̋̋ͨ̈́͏̶̦͎̯̜̜͡r̤̗̘̜͔͛ͨ̇̾͂ͣͦͦ͗́t͊͗͋̓͛̏ͬͫ҉̵͈̞Y͐͗҉͕̞͓͍̹͠ ͈̩̝́mͮͫ̾̈́̿҉̩͎͡ỉ̷̦̻̤̘̬ͦͣ̈͘͠n̴ͣ̑͌̂̅̂̎̈́͏͇̯̰͜ư̸̡̘̱͖̖ͤ̋t͋̀̃̔ͧͥ͏͍̝̻̟̹̰͜e̦̬͈̼͎̠͐ͫͭͥͯ̀͜͠ṡ̰̝͌͊ͬ͒ͤ̓ ̻̯͚͉̬̞ͩ̀̔̄̅ͫ̑̕͢S̽ͦ͏̠̯͔̻̦͙̞̦̫O̗̤̘͂̌̅̑ͦ̀͠M̶̨̭̣̲̪͎̠̗̞͐͛̔ͪ̀͌͆ͣ͘Ę̧̜̩̜͓͓̆̈͡b̴̬̳̺͓̻̎͋̊͂͂̏Ö̧̖̪̞̞̖̫́́ͅD̶͓̞̎͑̀̔̕̕Y̯̘̞̳͕̩͚̲͋ͤ̆ ̡̯͐̈́̒D̙͕͎̫̘͔̠͎͖̄̌͌̓̏͐͜͢͡İͪ͌͑̐́͏͍̱I̶̽̈́̅ͤͮ̅͒ͫ̇͜҉̲͙̫I͑̇͊̑͐ͣ͒ͨ̒̕͏̢̹͎̲̩̱̝̞͇͈I̡̥͕̗̽̃ͩE̸̻̥ͬ̋ͨͯ̐͞S̃͏͔̫̝̲♪̸̛̭̥̲͙̈͂̇̀"

kuroba-k reblogged your post and added:

Simpathetically lets two earplugs appear in Hakuba’s hands, while he keeps snickering in his hidden lurking spot.

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“Oh thank god!

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"You guys suck. It wasn’t that bad.”

miyanohaibara:

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“Now, now Kudou-kun. It wasn’t an insult, it was a challenge.”

((As mun continues to laugh hysterically in the background.))

"Oh YEAH?! We’ll see about THAT!”

“My dear Haibara-chan, you do realize that I share headspace with him, yes?”

Ṃ̸̙̰̯̬̙̱͔̈ͥͪ̇ͪ̊̓̈y͚͎̗̲ͯ͊ͯͅ ̧̦̠̬̲͈̝̟͚͆̄̓ͥͭ̄͜l̗̹̩͔͓̒ͭ̆ͤi̵̩̪͈̪̫ͮͬ̃̓ͦ͆́̚t̶̫̑̐̽̃͑ͩ̄̀t̹̜͓͌ͨ̾lͮ̄ͭ͗ͯ͗̀̀҉͏̖͔̖̻̞̫e̡̳̞̙͊͜ͅ ̶̼̯̦͓͕ͮ̐̍͋͛̒ͧͅC̠̹̫̟̪̮͈͓̊ͦ̂͂̒͛ͨ́̚ͅO̶͚̗̩̱͋̃͊̐̒ͮn̜̠̓͆ͤ̄ͮ͂͠a̡̻͍̘̰̗ͦ͌ͅA̛̤̳͓̬̱̫͑͊͗̒̈́ͥ̈ͦÁ̛̠̹̤̞̩̭ͫͯ͠A̢͖̦͗ͩ͂͗Ṉ̴̭͖̤ͤ̋̿̚͘͝~̢͖̪̩̫̰̩̪̭̎ͬ͗ͣͦ͌!̴̨͔̮͈͓͇̎͐̌̏̉̿ͦ̔̕ 

“Dear god.”