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“I’m going to be sick… again… though I’m fairly certain that it would be next to impossible for me to throw up any more."
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“Really, there can’t be that many places that deliver french food around here… Are they all coming from the same location?”
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“Ugh, it even looks so greasy… I can’t eat any of this… Baaya!”
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“…more? But why? How?”
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“Duck a l’orange? Why would anyone have this delivered here?”
The morning after you wake up groggy, somehow you have made it to your bed. Perhaps someone worried about your well-being has helped you there. As you sit up your head aches something fierce and it takes any strength you have to keep from falling over while stumbling clumsily onto your feet. What happen last night? You don’t remember much so you give up on trying and head to the bathroom for some aspirin. The minute you see yourself in the mirror you notice your sporting a purple wig…
“What… in the world happened last night?”
Dear Hakuba-senpai, how many drinks have you had, what pray tell were the names of these drinks, and how many unicorns am i holding up?
((He drank too much, but it was all rum and cocktails made with rum, and some more rum. As for how many unicorns, I’m going to guess 3 1/2.))
//-casually requests a drunk text ohmy hellothere~~-
[text] onceupon atime there was a girl who waited by her window nd shewiated and waited and wiated
[text] and waited and waited nwad waitned and wiated
[text] sndna wited
[text] andfinally he cmae nad told her that they were going to go striaghto ntil morning
[text] scond star to the right
[text] itjust rmeind meof you
[text] only i gotmore flowers
[text] cani brorw oyur hat
re: drunk hakuba
(guys he is going to have the worst hangover in the history of ever tomorrow. he normally doesn’t drink this much, I don’t know what happened. One minute he was talking about how he actually liked himself, the next he got out the scotch… and the rum… and then it was pub crawling…? can you even do that in Japan??????
(we should probably assume that Akira and/or Subaru dragged him away from the bar and got him safe in bed but man oh man what in the world will he wake up to no one even knows this is scary plus unicorns??????)
((Drunk text~~~))
[text] masumir-sanchan i just nwated to let you knwo that i htink gthatwe should be friends
[text] the restojms for thisw are as follows:
[text] 1) we javer smismialra interestests ( girls??>?? boys??? )
[text] 2) we arbe rb poth allergedly detectives
[text] 3) we woish conan was outr sapprenteices
[text] acti;hlh; i guess that makes usw RUVALS
[text] prepare youtrself!!!111