akaikujixyaku:

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     [text] ♥♥♥ you are so unreasonably cute when you’re drunk as hell
     
[text] 10/10 my ideal career path.
     
[text] and that sounds great darling if a little painful
     
[text] now don’t bully Tintin, what he lacks in height he makes up for…
elsewhere, I’m sure.
     
[text] but I guess I’ll forgive you your meanness and marry you anyways.
     
[text] in drunkness and in stupor, until hangover do we part.

[text] what wiat what idd I text uou

[text] hoemnmy take my phoen away please

[text] im boudn to maek a totla asss of myself i think

[text] again

[text] tho if weget marredi then it is ALL worTH TI

Bother Me :DDD

[text] kdo i have a very imporotnat questions for you

[text] have oyu ever koilled someone with a hanger

[text] a plzstic one nto a the wire because that would be too eazy

[text] howm uch did they bleed it fsos

[text] nof one;s died but I was thjihnkgbbi about it 

[text] formy next book

[text] thatm f m aim writinggn

Bother me

[text] dear kdiruoba kid

[text] do  oy have the ohmewokr asignment for chem

[text] i cant rmemeber if we have school tomorrow

[text] wait 

[text] NEMVIFN IT’S THE weeKEND and my BRITHDAy

[text] why arne;t yuu here

[text] this nbar isnt’t carding

[text] stleAL Us some more RUMM andCOKe

BOTHER ME. CCC:

[text] you knoiw

[text] you can alct as coOL as you want to but that doesn’t CHANGE THE AFAct that you’re a CLASS ASS ACt CLOWn

[text] and

[text] CRIMINAL

[text] there is somethign about JUSTICE in the air tongiht

[text] and you will NOT intimidinated me int ot giving any MORE KISSES Sokay 

[text] OKAY?!?!!?

[text] itz,my nbirthday btw

osakandetectivehattori reblogged your post and added:

[text]: Uh….
[text]: Dun ya be trash talkin’ my baby…
[text]: Sexy hair????
[text]: Hakuba are ya drunk?
[text]: Yeah yere drunk.
[text]: Where are ya?

[text] haHAAHA i like I WOULD EVER TELL YOU

[text] you’ll NEVER FRINED ME A HAHATTTORI

[text] NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[text] alsoyOUR MUM IS A HAMSTER

[text] wa i 

[text] t

[text] yor mum is a verrryyyy classy lady 

[text] isshh she sincgle?