Morning After Texts

thenightmarebyyourside:

The assassin smirked at he saw more messages popping up on the screen. That the other continued to just casually continue sending them was intriguing, to say the least. He’d been of half a mind to change his number, but… maybe he’d put it on hold for now. This might be entertaining.

[text] It’d be harder to not be at at least familiar with Holmes, though, if you’re asking if I’ve read the stories, I’ll have to disappoint you by saying no.

[text] I also don’t consider myself to be a Moriarty. Personality-wise… perhaps… but I’m not exactly interested in getting very involved with criminals to that extent.

[text] Do you really need to follow the fictional detective so much you need his enemies as well? A Lupin isn’t enough for you?

Hakuba rolled his eyes after reading the texts, shaking his head. Of course the assassin wouldn’t understand the deep and meaningful implications of his assignment. To be James Moriarty was a compliment! And as much as he loathed Spider for his work, he could not deny that he was exceptionally talented at his work. In some ways, he admired the man just as much as he wanted to capture him. 

Leaning back in his office chair, he wondered if and how he should respond. It was dangerous to be conversing with his mortal enemy. But the temptation… 

[text] Make no mistake. Lupin is not a challenge for me- simply a nuisance. I’m not interested in petty thieves. You are who I’m set upon. 

Morning After Texts

sadisticfiction:

[text]: that’s alright

[text]: we hadn’t spoken in a while

[text]: even if you were drunk

[text]: also you’re not a criminal compared to your friends so don’t worry about that

[text]: feel free to ask me whatever you want for your book

[text]: i’ll be interested to see how it turns out

[text] Let’s meet up soon again for supper and tea. I’m interested to see how you’re doing. I’ll ask you more about about things for my book… and perhaps see if there’s anything that I can do for you. 

Morning After Texts

meitantei-cowlick:

[text] That.. actually doesn’t sound too terrible. I don’t think we’ve had a chance for a proper discussion between us on Holmes. Though I should probably warn that I don’t know what my tolerance is…

He mostly didn’t want to invite Hattori because he was sure arguments would break out between the two. He knew they could be friends but the arguments made it a little on the difficult side. But he also knew he could trust Hakuba to look after him if something went wrong.

If Shinichi had stopped texting him, Hakuba would have left him alone for the time being. But the fact that he continued to reply had him excited and eager to take the opportunity to establish a connection.

[text] That’s perfectly fine. We’ll stick to two rounds to see how it goes, and make sure we have dinner, too. An evening out to discuss Holmes sounds absolutely splendid, I think. When are you free?

Morning After Texts

“Oh… … dear." 

notallcatsaregood [text] Oh god, did I really invite you over for… wait, what happened? DID you come over? Where IS my wallet? And where are YOU?!

askkudoushinichi [text] I’m sorry. I should never have said those things to you. You’re right, it wasn’t fair. There is truth in wine, as they say, but I never meant to let it out. I’m sorry. At least we know where we now stand.

kuroba-k [text] Please forgive me – it wasn’t a party, really, just drinks at the bar. It wasn’t that you weren’t invited, I just didn’t think that anyone would come, so I didn’t ask. Regardless, I’m so sorry for bothering you last night. Please be assured that, embarrassed as I am, I did make it home safely and am fine.

themoonlightthief [text] Oh god. I feel like I’ve been hit by a double decker bus. Please forgive me for my messages last night; I hope I didn’t disturb you. I would still like to wear your hat some time, though. <3

blackfeatherswhitedoves (( no text, apparently he doesn’t want to apologize to him.;_; ))

osakandetectivehattori [text] I did get home safely, incidentally. Thank you for checking on me, and please forgive the rude comments; I know that we don’t often get along, but I would not have resorted to such childish tactics in normal circumstances. 

diminutivemystery [text] I’m so sorry for the errant messages sent last night. As you’d already deduced, I’d become inebriated and… well, let’s just say that I’m sending a lot of apologetic messages today. Thank you for your concern about my well-being. 

thenightmarebyyourside [text] First, please allow me to apologize for my unprofessional conduct last night; I’m mortified that I’ve outed myself to you in such a way. Second, I appreciate that you did not take advantage of me, even though it would have been a simple matter to remove me from your path. Thirdly, I will catch you, one day, and put an end to your crimes. Sorry again. Cheers!

miyanohaibara [text] I’m so sorry for the text messages last night. Yes, I got home safely and all is well except for the headache. Thank you for the concern, please forgive me for bothering you!

meitantei-cowlick [text] Aha, Kudou-kun. Please forgive my conduct last night. I’m quite embarrassed as you may have guessed by now. Thank you for humoring me. For the record, you are quite attractive, but please don’t feel pressured to accept or return said compliment; I understand that we are colleagues and potential friends at best. 

sadisticfiction [text] First, I’m sorry for texting you while I was drunk. Secondly, thank you for answering my question, regardless. It is quite helpful in my research. 

guardianangelofgreatdetectives [text] Please forgive me for the messages last night, Mouri-chan; I’m so terribly embarrassed. The drinking age is lower in the United Kingdom, but it’s no excuse. Thank you for your concern.

akaikujixyaku [text] You stayed with me, despite my abhorrent behavior. Thank you. In light of this splitting headache, I believe we may need to table our previous discussion for now, but please be assured that I do wish to discuss it later. I won’t forget. Thank you, my Honemi.

moonlightmajutsushi [text] Kuroba-kun, I’m so sorry for last night’s messages… I think I must have had a little too much to drink. I do hope that you’ll forgive me and pretend that none of this ever happened. Please.

blackorgkaito [text] …I don’t suppose that you would be willing to pretend that last night never happened, would you? It would mean a great deal to me, Kuroba-kun.

kaitomagic [text] I’m not entirely certain what I was trying to say to you last night, but please rest assured that I am absolutely mortified and embarrassed and will completely understand if you choose to hold this over my head for the rest of time. That said, is this, perhaps, why you don’t particularly care for alcohol?

daughterofthesleuth [text] I’m so sorry about that, Mouri-chan. Yes, I was drunk, and yes, I did get home safely. Please forgive me for being so forward; Please understand that I have nothing but respect for you.

phantomoftheserenity [text] Thanks again for last night, mate. I hope your hangover’s not too bad… and, really, we’ll have to go to West End next time I’m in London and see it there, hm?

ponytailedaikidoka [text] Oh I’m so sorry for my thoughtless comments, Toyama-chan! Please forgive me, I had a little too much to drink. Your hair is fine. So sorry. 

notallcatsaregood:

[text] Well, it could certainly involve blankets in /some/ way, if you’d like~
[text] Did you check your desk?
[text] Or perhaps your jacket?
[text] I believe I found it in your bathroom once too

[text] comeh lp me find it yousneaky cat
[text] then wehide it then blnkets
[text] mkae me tea ihave catnip;s foryou somewhere

[text] Oh, please. I’d /never/ do anything of the sort~
[text] Silly, drunk detective
[text] That will be one painful hangover later
[text] Would you like me to come over and /take care/ of you~?

[text] dosi t nivolve a blankfet fort?
[text] ketty soundsn ice
[text] nfedd to hiddemy walelet from yu forist tho
[text] bllody hell wehrs is it

themoonlightthief:

[text] …pfffffft
[text] I think I’ll be nice and just go with close enough
[text] since it is your birthday and all
[text] …but if you puke on it, I’ll never forgive you

[text] tthatsnfa fari now a hdn it over
[text] imgonan be sexy to!11
[text] catcjh mee ifyou c an  buf mpret y sur e yowont 
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