I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at
with a mouthful of forevers. We
have both known loss like the sharp edges
of a knife. We have both lived with lips
more scar tissue than skin. Our love came
unannounced in the middle of the night.
Our love came when we’d given up
on asking love to come.

Clementine von Radics (via desenchantee)

Oh yeah?! Well…!

Paraphrase free-style!

Hannah-shikari said: “I love you.”
I think I replied with: “Aw, thank you, Hannah-chan. It’s always nice to hear that you are loved. I love you, too, in a strictly platonic, sibling-or-friend kind of way!”

Camiechan said: “I’m pregnant with your baby (and Hannah’s apparently…)”
I probably said: “Uh… … .. I demand a DNA test as I don’t recall taking you to bed. That said, I have been drinking an /awful lot/ lately… Shit.”

Themoonlightthief said “I love you.”
My bumbling response was along the lines of: “Ah… … Kaitou-san…” Hard swallow, scarlet face. Then a hesitant smile. “I… I love you, too. So very much.”

Themoonlightthief also said “I’m pregnant with your baby.”
I imagine that this is what I sent in return: “What?!  Again? …or still? With twins? Wait, I’m confused. Is this supposed to be new information or are you reminding me that we’ve yet to pick out curtains for the baby(or babies)’s room?”