[text] Oh, please. I’d /never/ do anything of the sort~
[text] Silly, drunk detective
[text] That will be one painful hangover later
[text] Would you like me to come over and /take care/ of you~?

[text] dosi t nivolve a blankfet fort?
[text] ketty soundsn ice
[text] nfedd to hiddemy walelet from yu forist tho
[text] bllody hell wehrs is it