ahotoxin:

it’s already the 29th of august in manila sO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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SAGURU HAKUBITCH

i’m kidding

but not really

but actually am

ANYWAY “kidding” ASIDE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAGURU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“…I am no person’s ‘bitch.’ Why does everyone keep saying that?”

olive-the-olive:

reasons i love hakuba saguru:

  • he is a smug and arrogant bastard
  • he recognizes that the world isn’t black and white and that people have good reasons for doing bad things and wants to hear those reasons
  • he flirts with everyone and is totally shameless okay. like he’s been in six chapters of magic kaito and nine chapters of detective conan and in this time he has managed to hit on at least like FIVE people. good job saguru

“I guess I /can/ be a little shameless at times… but, ah, isn’t ‘arrogant bastard’ just a wee bit harsh?”

Super Secret Tips to win Hakuba’s Heart

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(( Hakuba might not even know these so use them carefully…))

1) Give him a dragon

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He was obsessed with dragons when he was an ickleba – had plushies, toys, books, posters, bed spread… dragons dragons dragons. They’re all gone now and he’s largely forgotten that he once wrote an essay about how dragons were real and that his father needed to acknowledge and respect this. But then, he was six years old. He still pays attention whenever they’re mentioned, he just doesn’t exactly remember why. 

2) Animals of pretty much any kind (except for large, angry dogs)

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Yeaahh… Hakuba is just a big softy when it comes to animals. He gets along with them far better than people. Particular favorites are dogs, horses, and of course his pet hawk. (also tigers, shh)

3) Hand-written letters

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He just really likes them, but can’t find any reliable pen pals. 

4) REMEMBER HIS PREFERENCES

If you notice something about him (something he says, does, seems interested in), and show him that you remember, he will be putty in your hands.

THERE.

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“Did… you have to use the… least masculine photos possible?”

yes, shut up