realfr-nds:

DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR  YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SHITTY FEELING TOWARDS

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munkyboywndr: Literally every Detective Conan chapter, movie, or episode “They never stop to consider that some of us aren’t intimately familiar with Japanese wordplay… and have yet to learn all of the kanji…" 

sweetprincemoth:

gamermattjeevas:

sweetprincemoth:

gamermattjeevas:

so what exactly is a crumpet

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that is an english muffin what the heck

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British people judging you. So hard.

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“As well we should! A crumpet and an english muffin are two entirely different things. Suggesting otherwise would be akin to saying that french toast were synonymous with bagel. Preposterous!”

English Muffins

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“English Muffins are dry, and wonderful for a variety of toppings, from sweet to savory. You Americans are likely most familiar with them from fast food breakfast sandwiches, such as the McDonanld’s Egg McMuffin. Ugh.”

Crumpets

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“Crumpets, on the other hand, are wonderfully moist and eggy. I prefer them with butter and a bit of honey, though many of my mates back home love lemon curd or various jellies.

"Most of my friends in the states have confessed that they’ve never seen them in stores. Unfortunate, as they’re absolutely lovely. I suggest that you find an import store straight away if you have not had the pleasure of enjoying one before.”