“You will protect me if anything goes bad, right Hakuba-kun?”

“I do my best to protect the lives and well-being of others as a general rule, yes; at least as far as my mortal limitations will allow. That being said, I do feel the need to suggest that I do not have the time nor the resources to chase after those who insist on putting themselves (and others) in danger. Reckless behavior is unbecoming of anyone, much less a young lady such as yourself, and I cannot allow myself to be put at risk on the part of foolish errands and vendettas. Doing so would not only jeopardize myself, but the lives and well-being of my family, associates, clients, and colleagues.

"There is a calculated risk that must be taken into account whenever a decision – such as protecting another person, or more precisely, putting your own life and reputation on the line – and I am far more reluctant to do so when the person in question has persisted in ignorance and naivety. 

"Although all human life does, of course, have great intrinsic value, there is something to be said about keeping a broader perspective in mind. Particularly when lives are at stake. Ideally, a person would be willing and capable to save any person in need… but there are times when choices must be made, as well as sacrifices, and as such, as difficult as it is, things of a most sensitive nature may need to be evaluated and prioritized above others.

"Consider the story of Zhao Yun, one of the Five Tiger Generals that served under Liu Bei. In one particularly dramatic bit*, Liu Bei’s infant son was kidnapped by the enemy army. Zhao Yun bravely took on the entire army by himself and managed to rescue the baby and deliver him, miraculously unharmed, to Liu Bei in an unparalleled display of courage, determination, and love for his commander.

"However, when Liu Bei saw what his general had risked to bring his son back to him, he cast the infant aside and reprimanded him for doing so. Although he was grateful to have his son back, to be certain, he was thoroughly disappointed in the potential cost that the general was willing to risk without careful consideration and discussion with his superior – who could evaluate things appropriately in terms of successful warfare. Liu Bei’s reasoning was that he could always make more babies, but if he lost Zhao Yun? Years and years of training, experience, wisdom, and general bad-assery would be lost. And to be frank, a seasoned general is going to be much more valuable in winning a war (and potentially saving countless other lives) than an infant would be.

"It really has to do with the idea of greatest potential for a positive outcome, overall… 

"Of course, ideally, we all could be as incredible as Zhao Yun and save the baby and come out completely unscathed. It’s just… highly improbable, and to think otherwise falls under that same vein of foolishness that I mentioned earlier. 

"Regardless, I suppose in the end it all comes back to Boscombe, doesn’t it~?" 

*here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M-oXleCfQk

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meitanteikara:

detectivecatstorm:

detectivecatstorm:

EW ITS HAKUBA EWW EWW GO AWAY 

oh my gosh i forgot i used to hate hakuba im so sorry

sits here patiently and waits for hakuba’s reaction

*grabs popcorn*

It’s okay, Storm, he comes off as a prick at first anyways.

i initially thought of him as ‘arrogant sherlock expy’ after watching movie 10 for the first time but i dont think thats true any more

“That’s… that’s rather unfortunate, as I still have yet to make any appearances in the films. Kaitou-san is the one who… wore that god-awful polo shirt with the collar flipped up… It’s distressing, really, that anyone fell for his performance.”

“I feel I must reiterate that I do not flip my hair as he does when first introducing ‘himself’ to Hattori-san and Edogawa-kun. I may never forgive Kaitou-san for that.”

“It would be far better to use the Sunset Mansion case to form an impression of me. I hold my own with the other detectives – all adults and professionals in their field- by proactively taking part in the case, exercising precautions, and demonstrating my wide range of knowledge and experience for the work. 

"I act the gentleman and am kind and courteous to the ladies. I show deep respect for my female colleague (and in fact let her play the part of my murderer in our staged performance), and made sure to give Edogawa-kun a chance to speak and be heard despite his apparent age. It’s also the introduction of my hawk, Watson, which alludes to the fact that I am a skilled and patient hunter, good with animals. Eurasian Sparrowhawks are among the most difficult to train and normally only seen with the most advanced austringers.”

“…though, honestly, I have heard many times that I come off as cold, arrogant, aloof, demeaning, and rather prattish… at first. I do hope that you feel differently now, or will at least allow me the chance to prove that I can be a rather pleasant individual, provided that both parties are civil and willing to extend common courtesy.”

“Unfortunately, that does rule certain Osakans out from the start.”

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“Well, she did discover the rifle when she was just starting out as a detective and I guess she was acting like the detectives she sees on the crime dramas.”

“I will tell her not to worry. She has improved a lot as a detective, though. She has solved 20 cases so far. I just hope you can forgive her. She would be very upset if she knew you were angry at her.”

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“Crime dramas? Oh God, heaven help us…" 

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"Perhaps she should know that I’m angry. She needs to understand now, before anything else, that we are not detectives to solve crimes for the crime’s sake. The law does not exist to, nor does it benefit from, righting every wrong. The law is there to protect and serve people. Detectives are to solve cases to help people.

"If a detective- and by extension, the law- acts in a manner that endangers or compromises a person (physically, emotionally, financially, etc), it nullifies the original intent and thus loses its authority. We must always be diligent in our conduct to ensure that we are assisting with preventing and/or solving crimes instead of creating more…  

”…otherwise, we are no better than the criminals themselves.“ 

sweetprincemoth:

gamermattjeevas:

sweetprincemoth:

gamermattjeevas:

so what exactly is a crumpet

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that is an english muffin what the heck

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British people judging you. So hard.

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“As well we should! A crumpet and an english muffin are two entirely different things. Suggesting otherwise would be akin to saying that french toast were synonymous with bagel. Preposterous!”

English Muffins

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“English Muffins are dry, and wonderful for a variety of toppings, from sweet to savory. You Americans are likely most familiar with them from fast food breakfast sandwiches, such as the McDonanld’s Egg McMuffin. Ugh.”

Crumpets

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“Crumpets, on the other hand, are wonderfully moist and eggy. I prefer them with butter and a bit of honey, though many of my mates back home love lemon curd or various jellies.

"Most of my friends in the states have confessed that they’ve never seen them in stores. Unfortunate, as they’re absolutely lovely. I suggest that you find an import store straight away if you have not had the pleasure of enjoying one before.”

“You can’t catch me in the dream world.” the little boy said, imitating Freddy Krueger.

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“Adorable child, trust me: you don’t want to issue a detective like me a challenge like that. Have fun wrecking havoc tonight… but get back to being a good kid in the morning, all right?”

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"And by that I mean to make sure to stay in school, do your homework, listen to your parents, stay away from drugs and alcohol, brush your teeth…”

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"Mind the policemen, and of course, support your local charities!”

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“Question one: Predator or prey? Question two: Would you be willing to lend me a fiver?”

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“I’m sure if I had five pounds to spare,” quipped the agent in English, “I wouldn’t mind lending it, sure… Let me remind you, however, that this is Japan, and such currency is not used here. Clouds, are you drinking again?”

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“The more accurate question would be if I ever stopped. Aha!”

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"…also, please return to speaking broken and difficult-to-understand Japanese. Your English makes you sound far too intelligent and attractive and that makes me very uncomfortable. Unless, of course, your goal is to seduce me in which case I may have to call my lawyer. Or give in. I’m not sure which. Regardless, the fiver thing was a joke; my mates back in London and I used to say that all the time, it was our clever way of saying that it was time to hit the pub for some good, old-fashioned underage drinking.”

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"…and now you’ve gotten me soapboxing again. UGH.

What can a blanket be used for?

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“Blankets are very versatile and can be used for many things! The most obvious of which is to trap heat against your body while you sleep, which is helpful as your body temperature typically lowers during sleep. It also protects against the elements.  

"Blankets are also good to use as padding between yourself or anther person/object on the floor or when packing. Bring a blanket on a picnic and you have a comfortable place to sit or lie down out in nature, protecting yourself from grass stains, insects, mud, and so on…

"My favorite use for blankets is to wrap up in while reading, particularly on rainy days, with a book. It offers a sort of comfort and nostalgic value that you’re not likely to find with any other type of fabric.

"Blankets can also be used to make forts, tents, and caves. They’re handy capes, as well.

"When tethered between poles, a blanket can become a stretcher for carrying a wounded person. Between trees, they can be a fantastic hammock. With a stick, a blanket can be used as a tourniquet. They also make good bandages when cut. 

"Paramedics often use blankets as pillows underneath heads, or to cover patients which offers a sort of grounding anchor to help treat and/or prevent shock.

"With infants, blankets can be used as swaddling cloths, which offers protection, comfort, and security, as well as warmth. Security blankets, much like with persons suffering from shock, afford children a grounding anchor to help ward off fears and uncertainties. 

"Many horses wear saddle blankets to reduce the friction between tackle and body, which reduces sores and increases stamina.

"Blankets are good for keeping out the rain, too, when caught in a storm – particularly after a picnic! This can be for yourself or for the things that you’ve brought.

"When hung up against a wall, a white blanket is good for projecting on. Blankets can also be tie-dyed and used as a wall covering. For that matter, blankets are fantastic for obscuring things – like furniture not in use, or hiding valuables in your car. You can also hide under a blanket yourself, be it from monsters, or to steal kisses with someone special in relative privacy.

"If you’ve forgotten your towel (somehow), a blanket can be used to dry you off after a shower or a dip in the river, lake, or beach! 

"Blankets are wonderful for sharing warmth and comfort. Often, all that is needed to make a movie night more intimate is to share a blanket over laps. It doesn’t have to be sexual; it just connects people!

"There are many more things that you can use a blanket for, but this is a fairly good starting list, I think. In conclusion, blankets are wonderful. I have fifteen or so quilts in my room in Japan alone, with many more back in England. I’m not sure why; they’re just good to have around!" 

In Conclusion…

Hakuba would probably kiss/date/cuddle/sleep with most of you??? And also at the same time would say no to most of you???

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What?

Hakuba what are you trying to say??????

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“I have no idea.”

clearly

ps.

Hakuba: It’s largely unfair because timelines and situations were not specified. I don’t like the idea of closing doors and opportunities on people when there are several ways that things could potentially work in favor for either party. For example, if I were in an actual relationship with someone, then everyone else would receive “no” on all.  When single, it’s kind of a maybe for a lot of the answers, particularly when alternate timelines are taken into consideration… So you see, it wouldn’t be fair to make someone feel bad, as if there were something wrong with them, when it’s simply a matter of circumstance…? But then, saying yes to everyone also makes it sound as if I am not picky, which is also not the case… The people that I associate with the most typically have a very high probability for being a good match with myself, which was not my intent or design, but how it happened to be….  Each individual is on their own track, typically, with a few different exceptions… but, ah, rest-assured that if I… well… anyway, please don’t feel bad in any way by the results of this meme. I love you all in a very respectful, probably platonic, sort of way, but as an INFJ I do like the idea of being open to opportunities and understanding that life is always changing and situations are flexible and… well, anyway… 

From the original casebooks, do you have a favourite Sherlock Holmes passage or quote? And if you had to choose from all the actors who have portrayed the character, who would you say has done Holmes the best?

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“This answer has been a long time coming; I apologize for making you wait so long, Emi-kun. I’ve given it a lot of thought and I must answer that my favorite passage is from the end of my favorite story, The Boscombe Valley Mystery: 

“Well, it is not for me to judge you,” said Holmes as the old man signed the statement which had been drawn out. “I pray that we may never be exposed to such a temptation.”

“I pray not, sir. And what do you intend to do?”

“In view of your health, nothing. You are yourself aware that you will soon have to answer for your deed at a higher court than the Assizes. I will keep your confession, and if McCarthy is condemned I shall be forced to use it. If not, it shall never be seen by mortal eye; and your secret, whether you be alive or dead, shall be safe with us.”

“Farewell, then,” said the old man solemnly. “Your own deathbeds, when they come, will be the easier for the thought of the peace which you have given to mine.” Tottering and shaking in all his giant frame, he stumbled slowly from the room.

“God help us!” said Holmes after a long silence. “Why does fate play such tricks with poor, helpless worms? I never hear of such a case as this that I do not think of Baxter’s words, and say, ‘There, but for the grace of God, goes Sherlock Holmes.’”

"This was an instance in which Holmes refrained from following strict procedure in lieu of protecting someone (or in this case, someones). The law and its officers, I know, do all that they can to make things fair and just, but the law is not perfect. Judges, juries, lawyers, and so on are not perfect. No one is infallible. Because of this, there is a margin for error which is at times, unfortunately, enormous.

"Part of our duty as a detective is to not only examine the facts, but also the intention and motivation of the criminals and others involved to determine the true nature of the crime. Someone stealing a loaf of bread because their family is starving and they had no other choice is, of course, entirely different than someone who steals a loaf of bread in order to hurt the reputation of a business owner or commit tax fraud… both of which I have seen in the field in my years as a detective.

"Some have said that emotion really plays no part when discovering the truth, and in part, that is the case… You do have to lay aside biases and heart to get to the core of corruption, BUT, that said, your actions afterward must take that human element into account. After all, we detectives do plenty of things that are in a grey area as far as the law is concerned to get to that truth, but we allow ourselves certain leniency based on the premise that we are doing it for the greater good. 

"We’re not the only ones who take the law into our own hands, so to speak; there are many who are in positions of power to do as they see fit, and we must trust that every person is doing what they truly believe is right, just, and correct in the sight of the Law and God for the benefit of man. Sadly, that is not always the case. Adding to this sadness is the desperation that it, at times, propagates; adding to the irrational passion that oft creates further criminal activity. 

"Ahem, I’m about to go onto a tangent and into Utopia if I’m not careful, here. The point that I was trying to make is that, sometimes, we detectives (and other officers of the law) do not disclose all details according to procedure and protocol if it is in the best interests of those involved (innocent parties, typically), and at times alter the truth to further seal that protection. To be honest, I have done this on more than one occasion, but only with very careful, deliberate thought… and only after gathering hard evidence and materials necessary to correct the decision should it, in the end, have been made in error.

"Such as in this case, where Holmes asked the guilty party to pen and sign a confession and testimony, to be kept under lock and key in case it was needed. Why did he not turn the old man in? The culprit was already on his death bed and doing so would have destroyed two families in terms of reputation and emotional stability. The man confessed, evidence was gathered, and all arrangements made… but inevitably, was not punished for his crimes… at least as far as the courts would have preferred. 

"This principle is key to how I operate within my means. No, I’m not perfect, nor do I claim to be, but I want to help people with the truth, not make them fearful of it.”

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“As for portrayal of Holmes… there have been many, many wonderful actors over the years, and I am fond of many. Too many to really choose a "best,” as they each play up different aspects of his character. For this, however, I will give an honorable mention to actor Ben Syder in the 2010 The Asylum film, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock HolmesMuch like Holmes, Syder pulls off the role as a sort of diamond-in-the-rough, shining and brilliant despite the rest of the film’s… ah… oddities.

“Regardless, I enjoyed it, mostly because of the Holmes and Watson that they chose, but it was certainly different! Who would have thought – dinosaurs and Sherlock Holmes?”

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Soapbox on… The “Sherlock Getup”

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“I’ll clear the air right here and now: I do not typically wear the deerstalker cap and Inverness cape as seen in the photograph above.

"The costume (as it is) was originally intended for a single-time exclusive interview. My agent at the time pushed for the look in order to raise publicity for my work. Sensationalism, really. As it was London, we were met with (mostly) great success. Those who didn’t care for British cliches rolled their eyes and continued to ignore me, while others absolutely lapped it up.

"The headline and photos were very attractive, but the article itself did little to really outline the parallels between myself and Holmes… not that I am actually in any measure as fine a detective as he was reported (in fiction, of course) to be. But as an obvious tie-in, it made for a very nice little addition to their magazine. 

"My agent further perpetuated that it would be appropriate to use the same look for other venues and, so, it became a sort of a signature outfit, though even then I only wore it to events of a public nature. Most of my detective and police work is conducted in standard business suit and tie. Nevertheless, the photographs used in the newspapers were usually from that same photo shoot instead of from actual crime scenes.

"Although that agent and I have parted ways and I’m now represented by someone else (with a much happier working relationship, I might add), I do still have the costume. It was well-received for my sendoff from London, but I’m not certain how much good it did for my reputation when it came to my debut in Japan…  Unfortunately, I think it came off as more arrogant and otaku than intended. 

"Regardless, I only wear it when requested by clients which, again, is typically only for public events and functions. Some seem to think that it’s a charming uniform. I don’t mind so much either way. I know that it isn’t accurate – it wasn’t ever specifically mentioned in Doyle’s writings, but rather in the illustrations starting with my favorite story, The Boscombe Valley Mystery, and caught on from there. Subsequently many stage plays, films, and parodies use this look to identify Holmes (despite its unofficial nature) and so on ever since.

"It’s not meant as disrespect of any kind, nor as an endorsement for an inaccurate portrayal. It’s an iconic symbol and publicity gimmick, meant for entertainment, and nothing more.