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Kudou Suzume and… idk what to name the little evil one. Any suggestions? I think she went by Aggie in an AU once or something. I think they look like they’re about to take out a bunch of zombies and stuff. Not sure I’d mess with them.
i love bunnichi so much i cry /CRIES/
HE LOVES YOU, TOO
Well, actually, he’s probably thinking about dandelions or racing but… we can pretend.
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holy moly I was so out of it last night that I didn’t post this IDK I just really like drawing Bunnichi.
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Bunnichi in casual clothes (basically sans boots, jacket, and scarf) with cap’n Hattori Shinichi wears the pink shirt because it reminds him of the girl he lost. Plus he doesn’t give a shit about arbitrary gender roles. THIS IS SPACE
And Now for a Bedtime Story:
Gab: Once upon a time, there were three little detectives who each had a little house. One built his house of books by Ellery Queen. One build his house of books by Arthur Conan Doyle. And the last built his books from the entire Oxford university library.
Gab: Then, along came the big bad Kaitou Wolf, who stalked up to the Ellery Queen house
Gab: and huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and KICKED OVER THE LITTLE PILE OF BOOKS
Allie Pigion: omfg
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OMFG
Gab: and sent the little Osakan detective running to the next house, where the big bad Kaitou wolf went to next
Gab: KUDO PLEASE YA GOTTA LET ME IN
Gab: OI geez fine
Allie Pigion: oh god
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: So the two detectives hid behind their fortress of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Gab: all of the serial productions and paperbacks hardcovers etc
Gab: But then came Big Bad Kaitou Wolf
Gab: who huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and BODY TACKLED INTO THE HOUSE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
Gab: sending the two detectives SQUEALING for the third house
Allie Pigion: GDI KAITO
Gab: They pounded at the house
Gab: PLEASE HAKUBA LET US IN
Gab: YA GOTTA LET US IN
Gab: Hakuba peeked over the fortified tower of books with an incredulous brow raise
Gab: Hakuba: And why should I let you in~?
Allie Pigion: oh my god
Gab: Shinichi: we’re colleages?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omgggg
Gab: Heiji: ya ya we’re colleagues hakuba!!
Gab: Hakuba: hMmMmM I seem to remember that /you/ didn’t think I DESERVED to be in Japan, Hattori
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): PFT
Gab: Heiji: no! wait I mean c’MON HAKUBA
Gab: Hakuba: And if I remember correctly, YOU thought that Kaitou Kid wasn’t even a challenge and that I was ridiculous for having not caught him yet
Gab: Shinichi: hey we can talk about sherlock holmes hakuba
Allie Pigion: omg hakuba
Gab: Hakuba: Kudou may come in~
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): AHAHA
Gab: Shinichi scrambles in
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): JERK
Gab: Heiji: BUT HAKUBA WHA ‘BOUT ME?!
Gab: Hakuba: admit that I’m great u_u
Gab: Heiji has to think about it
Gab: looking between the fortress and the approaching Kaitou Wolf
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: Hakuba: I’m waiting~
Gab: Heiji: Er Uh
Gab: Heiji: MAYBE YER NOT SO LAME AS I SAID
Gab: Shinichi: geez
Gab: Hakuba: Is that really the best you can do?
Gab: Heiji: PLEASE HAKUBA HE’S COMIN
Gab: Hakuba: HMF An apology would be nice at least
Gab: Heiji: ’M SORRY OKAY ’M SORRY
Gab: Hakuba: oh all right come on in, tea’s almost ready
Gab: so the three detectives drank tea while waiting inside of the fortress of books
Gab: while the big bad kaitou wolf came creeping over
Gab: and he huffed
Gab: and he puffed
Gab: and he poured a several gallons of lighter fluid onto the fortress
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OH GOD
Allie Pigion: omfgggg
Gab: Shinichi: oi do you smell something?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): retreat to akako’s house
Gab: Hakuba: probably just the scones, I’ll go check
Gab: Heiji: nice place Hakuba’s got here I guess
Gab: Hakuba: IT’S NOT THE SCONES THE WHOLE ENTIRE FORTRESS IS ON FIRE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): goodbye nerds
Gab: Shinichi: why did we think that building a house out of books was a good idea
Allie Pigion: they were very literary minded
Gab: and they all burned to death
Gab: and the Big Bad Kaitou Wolf howled into the night to celebrate his success
Gab: the end <3
((Then after everything Kaito and Heiji start to tease him about it while Conan is the only one who actually praises him out loud.))
Shyness gave way to embarrassment once the detective finished his song, then turned to mortification when he realized that the response from his companions hadn’t been a standing ovation or stricken with awe – Hattori and Kuroba were laughing. And not just any laugh, but the riotous, falling over each other sort, each holding their sides and each other as their howls competed with their lungs for oxygen.
To be honest, Hakuba wasn’t sure what he’d expected to happen after his performance, or what had possessed him to go up onto the stage in the first place. It was so completely unlike him, particularly in front of his associates that he felt absolutely helpless as he stepped away from the mic and dropped down to the ground level next to the orchestra pit. They were there to investigate the multiple death threats that had been lodged against the band’s lead vocalist, not to live out a silly little fantasy.
Blush burned into his cheeks and mouth fixed in a tiny frown, he brushed past the heckling pair of hyenas and strode off to make his escape. Let them laugh, he thought coldly, ignoring their calls after him. We’ve work to do.
He was at least grateful that there were few people in the auditorium, minimizing the damage. He needed to find the stage manager for questioning…
“Oiiiiii! Hakuba! Wait up!”
Hakuba turned back to find himself looking at Cona – aka his rival, colleague, and idol in disguise – and blinked, expression guarded. Great… now Kudou wants a turn to stab me right in the heart.
“How’d you learn to sing like that?? That was really good!"
"Y-you… really think so?” Hakuba stammered the question out before he could stop himself, letting the praise steamroll right over conventional politeness. “Ah, I mean…”
Conan nodded, eager and child-like as he often was when in public or on the case. It seemed that he slipped into the act naturally as anything, but the child-like wonder added a certain charm to the compliments. “Yeah! I had no idea you could sing! Great detective and vocalist?”
It was almost too much. The blond shuffled from foot to foot, thrusting hands into his pockets in a sheepish display of humility. “Ah, thank you…. My mum was a music major in university – concert piano – so I’ve been involved in music since I was quite young. Choir, piano, violin…"
"Ehhh?? You play the violin, too?”
The boy smiled in that way that he did when he was particularly impressed under cover – or trying to hide something. It felt genuine that time, at any rate, and Hakuba couldn’t help the warm contentment that always overcame him with such adorable displays.
“I do, yes… I understand that you do, as well, don’t you?"
"Yep!”
“As an homage to Mr. Holmes?”
“Of course!”
Hakuba laughed, pleased and amused and alltogether quite proud to mentally file that tidbit of information away with all of the other details that made he and Kudou Shinichi a complementary pair. The others may not have appreciated his talent, as inappropriate as its reveal was, timing-wise.
And, really, that was good enough for him.
Fuck Marry Kiss – Kaito, Shinichi, Hattori
“Of course you had to pick the three most attractive young men that I know… Let’s go with a kiss for Kudou-kun, marrying Kuroba-kun, and… well, you can figure out the rest, I’m certain.”