“Actually… well, that depends on how I end up going, I suppose. If I’m to be murdered, I definitely want it to be the sort of culprit-victim relationship where they know me, almost intimately so, and there’s a lot of tension and build up and wondering when it will happen… and when it does, it’s so personal and cruel that there is a sort of resolution and finality unparalleled…”

“But, ah, if I’m to be hit by a bus or something, let it be a surprise. That doesn’t sound terribly interesting at all.”