akaikujixyaku:

I am nobody’s senpai you all are drunk go to sleep.

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“Emi-kun is one hell of an OC and her mun is an utterly fantastic writer! If you’re not following her yet, you’d better! And while you’re at it, follow harajukuharuspex, too – snatch them up as your roleplay partners and you will not regret it, guaranteed!”

Hey Hakuba-kun! I have a senpai just like you. This is a little embarrassing, but Conan-kun is my senpai. Please don’t laugh!

“Laugh? Why would I laugh about that? Although Conan-kun might be young, he has a large amount of cases in his curriculum vitae, which technically makes him your senpai when detective work is concerned. I can see him being a valuable teacher, particularly to those who are just starting out – like you, or his little detective boys league.”

“Oi, just how many people have you gone around and told about this? My mentoring you isn’t supposed to be a status symbol or anything, yaknow."