magicianinthemoonlight:

KID starts to configure a plan in his head quickly. His face never gives any change. “Tantei-san, why would I start running? You going to call up your friends?“ he questions, trying to buy a bit more time. There were very few exits that would allow him to get outside. A couple of tricks coming to mind in order to get past the detective.

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"Oh no, no, no, my dear Phantom Thief!” Hakuba laughed, shrugging his shoulders – slipping the hand free from his suit jacket to reveal a pair of silver handcuffs.“This is between you and me… I’d hate for this opportunity to be squandered by Nakamori-keibu and his team. After all… I don’t get the opportunity to attend to your heists very often these days.”

Hakuba tilted his head, smile broad and confident. “So what’ll it be, Kid? Are you going to run? …or are you going to let me catch you?”

kurobakaitokid:

Damn, It really is Hakuba…
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Kaito nodded his head to show that he understood the detective and waited as he felt the bed sink in beside him… Feeling the detective’s fingers work efficiently at the knots of the gag, it was not long before it was removed. Finally… Swallowing down saliva, Kaito cleared his dry throat before attempting to speak after listening.

“What do you mean if I meant to be…” On Hakuba’s bed?! Kaito’s eyes widened slightly behind the blindfold, surprised. “Of course n—" He broke off again… because of an overwhelming desire to… kiss the detective?! What… in the world… is going on?!

His breathing shallowed and his heart started to beat wildly against his chest.“Kiss me, Hakuba-san…” Kaito murmured out softly, unable to stop himself… His lips felt dry and he wetted them with his tongue as he waited blindly for the other man’s response… in anticipation and trepidation…

No… I did not just say that…

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To be fair, Hakuba had heard much stranger things from people in his bed, but he hadn’t expected it from Kaito. Especially not when the teenage thief usually spent his time antagonizing the detective. And lying about who he really was. And generally being a completely obnoxious individual in general. And all while the detective had tried to be his friend and confidante! Sort of. At least, in a way.

…Perhaps. 

All the same, though… to be caught in this situation was a little too convenient to be a mere trick. The detective looked Kaito over again, lips pressed into a thin line as he considered his options. Hm. 

With the faintest of smirks, Hakuba leaned in to press his lips to Kaito’s, but only for a brief moment. It was gentle, it was sweet, and- he hoped -safe. That accomplished, Hakuba pulled back with a wide, victorious grin and reached to remove the blindfold.

“There we are, then, Kuroba-san. Let’s see if we can’t get these tethers from you, shall we? I don’t know how you managed to tie yourself up, but I suppose I’m just the detective, while you’re the magician…" 

Keep it Together

akaikujixyaku:

Figures he would. Oh well, it wasn’t exactly the most practical plan to get someone to take their pants off. Honestly that wasn’t the intention of her saying so at all, but if quietly musing over private innuendo kept her cool, it was worth the shot. Haha. Shot. Wait no wrong train of thought, that’s definitely the opposite of distraction. “I think it’s funny how saying ‘don’t worry’ almost never makes someone stop worrying. Like ever." Seriously, when was the last time someone said ‘Oh don’t worry about it! Haha’ and you didn’t follow up their words by immediately going ‘oh shit they’re mad oh no i screwed this up oh no did i leave the tv on did I schedule the recording for say yes to the dress tonight shit i didn’t did i’. Well maybe he doesn’t worry about say yes to the dress, but still.

The prompting to call her. Hm. Being friends with a telepath immediately opened the doors to speculating that he’d come to for a slight empathic connection over the past few months with her, but honestly, she hoped, and it was more likely, just the mysterious, fickle thing called “fate” that came to save her this time. “Hakuba-kun, the odds of you ever disturbing me are very slim, at least when it comes to talking to me. I’m dreadful at starting conversations, but I feel very assured when others check up on me, or tell me about their day, yada yada, boring little details.

I’m kind of like a fifties housewife. I get excited to answer the phone and clean to keep myself occupied. Except. Y’know. The whole getting shot thing, I don’t know if that’s considered part of the stereotype." See even now she wasn’t very swell at making small talk. At least now she could sensibly blame some serious stressors for the fumbling.

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"Ah- yes, I took care not to rest until I was certain all of the debris had been extracted— I was in the midst of contemplating how to best cauterize the wounds when the hypovolemic shock set in.

Needless to say, I didn’t get very far." And to be honest, she wasn’t very keen on her idea for stopping the bleeding, either. It was a survivalist fix that most would resort to when it came down to no other option- her lighter was in her pocket, so it wouldn’t have taken much travel to do so. Pop off the rod from the towel rack, put the flame to the metal until it’d become borderline malleable in heat, apply to wound…

She’d had to burn another, similar gash shut before. Don’t try it kiddies. Ever.

Ever. "I didn’t exactly trust my hands for stitching at the time, either.”

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The small talk and details were encouraging, and they satisfied the detective for the time being. Hakuba removed a good deal of blood, both dried and fresh, from the area, and considered strategic maneuvers for the procedure at hand.

“If it’s all the same to you, I’ll suture the wounds. This particular kit isn’t equipped for cauterizing, though I could manage in a pinch…” Honestly, though, it wasn’t something that he enjoyed doing. The scent of burnt flesh just… Well, Hakuba didn’t like to deal with when it was avoidable.

From the bad he withdrew a compact of phials and a pouch of individually wrapped needles. Hakuba looked to Emi’s face to offer a faint smile as he prepared his tools, selecting one of the glass tubes and setting it aside, then tearing open one of the packets.

“Oh and I should ask… have you had anything for the pain yet, and are you allergic to any medications that you are aware of?" 

Really, if it weren’t for the very high probability of early burnout, Saguru could have been a fine doctor. At least for a very short time.

Moonlight Visitor

themoonlightthief:

For all the teasing and baiting, he would be lying if he said that he had expected Hakuba to actually go through with the request. Not even when that hand traced along his cheek and jaw did he allow himself to believe it, gazing up at the detective with a hint of curiosity and teasing, playful – and part serious – expectancy. 

And then lips descended upon his own, warm, soft and altogether Hakuba.

The thief’s breath caught in his throat – and maybe, just maybe, there was a brief flicker, a flash of a sensation, of his heart seeming to skip a beat, filling his chest with confusion and realization.

Eyes sliding shut, the corners of his lips twitched into the slightest of a grin and he gently pushed forward to, a little cautiously – and almost, seemingly, shyly, if a person didn’t know him better – return the liplock.

Fingers reached out to curl into Hakuba’s shirt, tightening slightly in an unconscious attempt and want to prevent him from moving away. Not even when the kiss ended and their lips parted did the thief let go. Instead, he chuckled quietly and swiftly leaned in to steal another kiss from the detective, before smoothly – reluctantly – taking a step back and tipping his hat forward to hide the flush blooming on his face.

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“I suppose that was adequate enough. For now.”

Adequate. For now. Hakuba chuckled softly at the evaluation, unable and unwilling to hide the pleased amusement that he felt. True, his own cheeks were rosy in that moonlight, but for once he wasn’t embarrassed by it. With space between them, the thief no longer touching, Hakuba slid his hands into his trouser pockets, and shuffled his weight from one foot to the other. He didn’t want to scare the thief off. 

“Not impressed?” he asked, light and teasing. Playful. “Kaitou-san, if you need further demonstrations, I’d be more than happy to provide…" 

He let his voice trail as he turned his head to the window, the corner of his mouth twitching to turn that smile into a lopsided smirk. The foreign detective had, thus far, managed to keep his wits about him, but it was difficult to ignore the thrill. Kaitou Kid… Those lips every but as wonderful as he’d imagined. And those hands at his chest… He allowed himself a small, contented sigh to go with a shrug of his shoulders.

"The lock to that window is easily picked… and I’ve no intention of changing that any time soon. In case you were wondering." 

harajukuharuspex:

“It’s fine, honestly.” Akira waved off the apology with practiced false ease. “And you’ll be fine. People of all ages here.“ Students their age, an elderly couple, a pair in their late twenties wearing matching shorts and shirts, all lined up on their mats, driving the kinks from their necks as the class began. “We’ll start in child’s pose, then up to downward dog, and so on.” Sure enough, the instructor (whose name, she announced, was Carol, pronounced Car-roll) laid on her black mat to demonstrate child’s pose, and then stood to watch the students replicate her pose. Akira smiled at Hakuba. “Easy-peasy,“ she whispered as she laid down on her (teal with pink polka dots) mat, “Lemon-squeasy.”

Next was upward dog, in which one stretched out from child’s pose and bent their spine and head towards the heavens, balancing with one’s hands. Hakuba’s spine crackled like bubble wrap.

Then downward dog, in which one reversed upward dog and walked their hands backwards to their legs, bum in the air, stretching the spine and legs as one did so until one was fully upright.

“Tree position can be tricky for newcomers, so use a wall for support if you don’t trust your balance,” Carol advised. She lifted one leg and held it on the other’s inner thigh with ease, lifting and clasping her hands above her head. “Think spring. You are a tree; your arms are your branches swaying in the breeze.“

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Akira glanced at Hakuba as she assumed the position and saw the slight grimace on his features. He’d done fine with the basics, but she had no clue as to how his balance fared. Hopefully fine.

Hakuba wasn’t an athlete. He never had been. Jogging every other day and playing tennis on the weekends at the club suited him just fine. The occasional Kaitou KID heist added more cardio. He was physically fit, but he wasn’t exactly what one might call… flexible, for varying definitions of the word. All the same, he was familiar with stretches and, despite how tired he felt, his body responded well to everything he’d asked it to do. Awkwardly in some cases, yes, but he had managed. Mostly by looking to Akira for help and copying what she’d done. 

For the tree position, the detective opted to not use the bar. Of course. Why would he need to? He took a deep breath and moved into position, watching the others around him carefully, and matched their movements.

Somehow, perhaps miraculously, he once again pulled off the movement, and held the pose. His form was technically… sound? At least it didn’t look like he was going to hurt himself, though there was still vast room for improvement and increased flexibility and range of motion. But he had done it – mostly – and allowed a triumphant smirk, holding the pose as ordered.  Hakuba glanced to his side, nodding at his acquaintance and classmate.

"What’s so hard about yoga, anyway?” he whispered, very unlike a tree. 

Then the order was given to switch legs. Hakuba pulled himself out of the pose and then attempted to replicate it with his other, non-dominant, leg in the lead. This was considerably more difficult and proportionally more shaky than the previous attempt. The question was – could he hold it?

The answer was no. 

Fortunately, he caught himself with a stumble. No injuries, just awkwardness, and, flushing, adjusted his position on his mat to try again, hoping that no one was staring. Whether or not they were, Hakuba felt that looming feeling of eyes staring, and wished, more than most things, that he was home and hiding from the world. 

Six more have entered the bakery.

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Karin’s smile only widened at his enthusiasm, her heart nearly melting into a little puddle in her chest. This kind of reaction was what she lived for.

“First one’s on the house, Hakuba-san. Anything for an eclair enthusiast.”

She prepared his order, placing the eclairs carefully on a light blue china plate, somehow managing to do this all one-handed. It only took her a few moments to get it all together, and as she handed it to the young detective, she couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at his remarks.

“Seventeen, and a detective already? Have you been invited to Hope’s Peak as well? Sounds like you deserve it.” Pouring the milk into a tall glass, she continued. “Break ins, huh? Is there anything I can do to help you?“

"Ah, thank you very much, Kanoya-san!” Such good fortune that he should try this shop first. The detective looked very pleased indeed as he watched Karin move about, handling the order with care and professionalism. He could very easily respect that.

Hakuba leaned on the counter while he waited, pulling back only when the plate was offered, and took it in his hands with a grateful nod. “Ah. Hope’s Peak? I had considered it, but I travel far too much for that to be in any way practical… I’m between Japan and London at any given time, unfortunately. Are you very familiar with the school?”

There was the case to consider, too, but it could wait. He still had a couple of days before his report deadline, after all.

magicianinthemoonlight:

KID can’t help but grin at the question. He tips his hat down to cover more of his face. “Now Hakuba… We only have met a few times.“ he laughs, “A kinky thought, but I would much rather keep them off.”

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“That’s more than fair for an answer, Kaitou-san. I appreciate the honesty. However…”  The detective raised a brow as he glanced over at the thief, one hand on his hip, the other moving to his inner suit-jacket pocket. “If you’d like to avoid the handcuffs, I suggest that you start running.”

Keep it Together

akaikujixyaku:

Eheh. He looked so very professional, it was unlike most of her more recent encounters with him. They were friends, after all, and for the most part their career goings about hadn’t collided. Arguably because she’d not let him in on most of her actual business until, perhaps, now. He’d done this before, perhaps? Maybe with KID, perhaps even himself if he’d been caught in the line of fire. She didn’t doubt that he had. This was, after all, the famous Meitantei she was once too petrified to talk to. “About as calm as I can." She assured him, wincing as she was moved, before ultimately releasing the tension in her shoulders and trying to settle into the blanket, sighing a long breath out through her lips.

"I hope that isn’t your best suit, but it shouldn’t disturb you any more to know that I could get the stains out, once this is wrapped up." It was a half-joking phrase that was meant to cover her fear, and guilt over his having to work around, and essentially in, her blood. It mortified her beyond means to acknowledge how much she’d lost- ugh. How did this look to him? Never alluding to a very exciting day-to-day, happy to meet him for coffee or talk about a case he was on, and suddenly one evening dropping ‘oh hey i’ve been shot you mind taking care of me?’. He had a divorce between his surprise and his temperament, not letting it taint his calmness and emotions, but she knew it must have been a bit of a sting.

"…I am sorry. For. Springing this on you. It’s not exactly how I wanted to tell you, but..

I’m glad, that of everyone who could have called, that you did, Hakuba-kun… Akira’s going to throw an absolute fit when she finds out. If she finds out. She’ll find out, what am I saying." She flinched again to steady her spinning head, and stifled a cough before it fully surfaced, the gradual rise and fall of her chest stunting in that moment. "…Anyways…”

“Please don’t worry about the suit; I’ve got a professional dry cleaner that I take all of my work clothes to and they’re very good at their job.” Really, getting blood on his expensive clothing wasn’t unusual at all. “Not that I would be opposed to your help, of course, but… that’s an issue for later, Himura-kun.”

The detective smiled, amused in his distanced, business-like manner, and turned back to his bag. “You’re fortunate that I listened to the prompting to call you. I almost didn’t because I didn’t wish to disturb you." 

He pulled from the bag a sealed bottle of water, a suture kit, sterilizing supplies, and a small towel. The towel is what he used first, opening the bottle and dampening it in one corner, setting to work to clean the area so he could see just what he was dealing with. Four points of entry. Evidence of shrapnel. Hakuba frowned, looking back to the girl’s face, noting her pale color.

"I see you’ve managed to get some of the metal out… Do you know if you got it all?”

It was a test to see if he could truly trust her judgment or if he should just do as he normally would have proceeded. After all, he didn’t want to step on her clearly professional toes. 

harajukuharuspex:

“Michiko Akira.” She shook the proffered hand with perhaps too much vigour, her excitement due to prior and (what should be) intimate knowledge of him. Well. Not intimate as in intimate, but more than someone meeting for the first time should know about another’s habits, moods, and thought patterns. Quite a regimented, orderly thought pattern, Hakuba-san had, list and detail-oriented. Her head bowed slightly, she muttered, “Actually, we’ve met. We have class together.

But then, I sit in the back and you more towards the front so it’s totally fine if you don’t remember me,“ she hastily amended.

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Sighing and rubbing her neck, Akira was pleased to see the instructor enter to begin the class.

"Feeling the heat, class?”

Hakuba blinked, turning to look at the girl more closely now. “Oh… Oh, god, actually, yes… I recognized your name, but I  suppose I don’t really know you all tha-”  he paused, looking sheepishly back to the front of the room at the question directed to the class. 

How embarrassing. Someone from his class was into this hot yoga thing. And he hadn’t recognized her until she’d pointed it out. So he looked like a jerk and would have to face her at school with the incriminating knowledge of his yoga-related activities following him in the hallways and classrooms like a vengeful ghost. Dammit.

“Ah…” he looked back at her, voice dropping to an urgent whisper. “I’m sorry I didn’t recognize you at first… I’m a bit out of sorts. I’ve never done anything like this… yoga thing… before…"