Set Appointment || a-princely-host

Ah, a host club. Hakuba had heard tale of these, but had never actually been to one until previously that day. It had been a pleasant interaction. He was greeted warmly by the self-proclaimed King, and successfully arranged for an appointment later that afternoon. Honestly, if the other hosts were as gracious as Suoh Tamaki, he could see no reason why someone would not want to spend afternoons there. Good, dignified company was so terribly hard to find and keep-  and the academy seemed littered with it.

As the young detective walked through the halls and back to that music room, he wondered why he hadn’t enrolled in Ouran Academy. His family certainly had the money and, as far as he was aware, the status. At least, the family name of Hakuba did. And perhaps that’s where the inherent problem was. 

Yet, Suoh came from a mixed heritage too, didn’t he? And he seemed perfectly at home, nestled deep in the academy’s embrace. Perhaps there were many things that he could learn from the King.

The detective hesitated when he got to the music room at the appointed time, took a deep breath, and prepared himself for whatever awaited behind those doors. 

Hakuba entered the Host Club – this time as an expected guest.

Roses

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Ahaha…

Well, wasn’t this just the predicament he quite suddenly found himself in. A rather embarrassing one at that too. 

It was in the nick of time that he’d managed to slip through the closest door and silently push it closed, leaving a gap only an inch wide – any larger and it would probably be a little too noticeable – in order to watch the detective and, hopefully, find the perfect moment to leave without him noticing. 

Though he was almost certain that Hakuba already knew he was behind everything, it still wasn’t quite like this that he’d planned to reveal himself.

Wonderful.

Kaitou’s eyes followed the detective carefully, and as far as the door in front of him allowed. It was interesting, watching Hakuba go about his business and habits without knowing anyone was there to see – though it was hardly the first time Kaitou had done it, it was his first time doing it while still in the detective’s room. Or, more specifically, his closet. 

Details.

As the blonde turned and wandered closer to where he was hiding, however, the thief tensed and moved to back away and behind the door – only to pause when he saw him finally notice the roses he’d left behind. Eyes brightening just the slightest hint and lips unconsciously quirking into a smile, he let out a silent breath. It seemed Hakuba did enjoy his little gifts. 

Perhaps he should make a habit of this. If it made the detective happy—

Kaitou’s thoughts were put on hold and his stance shifted and tensed as Hakuba stepped away.

And over to the window. 

He resisted the urge to groan and instead rubbed the bridge of his nose while swiftly going through what other exits there were. Which would be the bedroom door. And, considering the closet was in full view from the window, it would be more than difficult to try to sneak out without the other teen noticing. And if what he’d gathered about Hakuba’s nightly habits was anything to go by, then he’d be stuck where he was until morning or until the detective went to get a change of clothes. Whichever came first. And neither sounded all that appealing. Which left…

“One of these nights—”

The sound of Hakuba’s voice made him snap his head up, gaze instantly darting through the crack of the closet door and over to the seated blonde.

“—I’ll actually finish your riddle. It’s not so easy for me to write, you know; I’m not so much a writer as I am a reader… but I am working on it. Of course, with every rose and gift I have to up the ante and… well, this is going to end up a novel at this point. Or at the very least, a sonnet.”

A grin pulled at his lips and he let out a silent chuckle. 

Well. He supposed this was as good of a time as any other. And much less embarrassing than his other options.

Taking a breath, Kaitou rolled his shoulders back, shoved his left hand into his pocket – and silently pushed the door open and stepped out into the room.

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"I wouldn’t mind a sonnet or a novel,” he began smoothly, head cocking to the side with a wide, playful grin. “But I’d be quite happy with a simple poem or a one sentence story too. I’m not particularly picky, tantei-san~”

The detective had just shifted into a deep, wistful sigh when the voice reached him.

“ACK!”

Hakuba, startled, nearly fell through the open window but scrambled, catching himself – one hand on the window pane, the other on the bench seat, and he clung motionless for a full four seconds – eyes wide, jaw tightened. But, as his mind caught up with the scene in front of him, he released the breath he’d been holding and relaxed, immediately flushing scarlet.

“God… Kaitou-san,” Hakuba said, breathless. Shaking his head, he pulled himself from the window sit at the edge of the bench, feet firmly planted on plush carpeted floor. “I didn’t realize that you were still here.”  Clearly.

The sheepish admission was coupled by an awkward rub at the side of his neck, gaze averted, wincing smile lopsided.  He laughed, mostly at himself, then looked back at Kid with a shy bite of his lip.

“Ah, you… come here often?”

Oh so smooth, Hakuba. 

Six more have entered the bakery.

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“Wow, really? That must be a hassle.”

Karin hated to admit it, being a baker who, obviously, traveled around the world a lot, but she absolutely could not stand planes. She dreaded ever going on them. And to have to, to be able to get between homes? That sounded like a horrible situation to be in, from her point of view. At any rate, she led Hakuba over to a vacant table by the windows, not having any more customers lined up at the moment. At his question, she found her lips quirking up into a smile again.

“Familiar with it? I go to school there, believe it or not. I’m the Super High School Level Baker.”

Despite her modest tone, there was an easily detected undercurrent of pride in her words. She’d worked hard for that title, and liked to think she’d earned it.

Hakuba was unfamiliar with the title structure, though he decided not to say anything about it, instead nodding his head. “I’ll have to look into Hope’s Peak more thoroughly at some point; I have to admit that I only briefly looked through the pamphlet when I was considering educational institutions before moving back to Japan… I’m only here temporarily, anyway. In just another few months, I’ll be headed back to London, though I’m not entirely certain how long I’ll stay." 

Speaking of staying, the detective shrugged his shoulders, and pulled out a seat for himself at the table. Before sitting, however, he looked to Karin.

"Will you be joining me, Kanoya-san?”

All Too Proper || host-kyoya

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Kyoya rode in the company car without speaking a word to his father or siblings. Though he yearned to risk a glimpse out the window and lose himself in the fleeting images of the flourishing landscape, his gaze remained trained to the beige, carpeted flooring so as to observe the conversation buzzing throughout the vehicle without distraction. As it stood, he did hear the unimportant words flitting from each mouth, but he did not listen. Their chat, from what he understood, focused on family matters — primarily, the potential engagement of his second eldest brother at the event hosted by the Hakuba family, the very event to which they traveled now. Yes, the Ootori’s attended to gain new business partners and assure their high social standing, of course, but their true purpose lay in finding a proper wife for Akito.

The idle chat continued for the remainder of the travel, and he held silent until the end. Honestly, Kyoya believed he did not belong at such an event, and his notions were only proved correct upon their arrival. Older men and women wandered around the soiree talking excitedly with one another as if they had not been in company for years, which was very unlikely. Out of the crowd, few individual faces appeared familiar — a tailor here, a manufacturer of medical supplies there. The other Ootori’s could have handled the event on their own easily, and Kyoya could have bode his time at home working figures for the Host Club. Oh, well. 

With a gentle tug on the hem of his suit’s jacket, the brunet separated from his family and wound his way through the crowd drifting about the building’s foyer, greeting strangers with kind smiles and short complimentary phrases. He spent a surprisingly large amount of time shifting in and out of the group; it seemed despite his knowledge of their identities, a majority of the guests knew of the Ootori family, and each wished to babble to him about how wonderful his father’s last advancement turned out or how mature he looked for his age. Kyoya accepted every conversation sent in his direction, as was appropriate, but that meant little to whether he enjoyed speaking with them. Once reaching the brink of the gathering, a weight seemed to lift off his chest, now allowing him to breathe clear, uncrowded air.

Where to now? The teen glanced about, weighing his options. The next room over seemed…well, not as packed as the one he exited from moments before. And so, he marched onward, entering what he expected to be the ballroom. Besides the size of the party, the only difference between this area and the last were the waiters which floated from visitor to visitor. Ah, excellent. Kyoya retrieved a small glass of champagne — the only drink available — from one of the workers, granting a smile of thanks before traveling to the edge of the accommodation to simply observe and relax. Releasing a deep breath from his nose, he sipped at the bubbly drink. As he moved to remove the chalice from his lips, a bump against his back caused the liquid to spill, thus staining his suit. A quiet groan escaped his lips as he observed the spot quickly absorbing his refreshment. The perpetrator only continued on, paying no mind to the mess made; Kyoya assumed it a drunkard’s doing. His outward appearance remained calm despite the lit fuse within him. “What a predicament,” He uttered, more to himself than anyone around him. Alert grey orbs searched the expanse for a waiter, or simply help, who could retrieve a change of clothing or a cloth for him to clean off with.

A predicament, yes, but not one without solution.

The young detective had witnessed the occurrence as he’d watched that particular guest with disguised disdain. What man of any sort of standing made a spectacle of himself like that? Any good man knew their limit and this one was verging far too over the edge for his liking. Hakuba took note, and had stepped in to take care of the issue.

The guest was one Ootori Kyoya; he’d seen him before in passing, but had never had the pleasure of having an actual conversation with him. A shame, really; he was the right age, certainly handsome, and his reputation and success spoke volumes. True, not the oldest son, nor the second oldest, but brilliant in his own right. Not thrilled with the idea of Nepotism to start, the half-British Hakuba didn’t pay it much mind further than keeping that detail in mind to discuss with the natives, anyway. 

“Ah- I’m terribly sorry, Ootori-san. That shouldn’t have happened.” Hakuba’s expression was one of cautious empathy; he knew well how a stain could ruin more than an evening, but didn’t want to appear pitying. He pulled a clean, white handkerchief from his suit jacket and offered it to the other boy, stepping to the appropriate distance to engage in conversation. “That’s rather unfortunate, isn’t it?”

He surveyed the stain with a critical gaze, allowing a small bite to his lip, concerned. “Would you like to accompany me to the staff room? I know they keep club soda on hand for just this sort of thing.”

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“Yes, show me…” Kaito murmured softly, grinning at the colour that rose into the detective’s face. Feeling an arm curl around his shoulders and fingers sift through his sensitive hair, Kaito’s smile widened as he was dragged down for a lip-lock.

Hakuba, you little tease…

Smirking against his lips, Kaito’s eyes slid shut in soft enjoyment of the passionate, controlled kiss that was so… Hakuba. A kiss that was all about finesse… deliberate and controlling. Breaking away for a breath, he looked down at the detective, flush from the kiss. He licked his lips as he stared, winking playfully as he tried to recover his breath. Magic was no longer needed to fuel his own desires… which were more than sufficient to keep him in a state of excitement and wanting more…

Flashing Hakuba a devious smile as the only warning, he leaned in to skim his lips teasingly against the detective’s before fully taking his mouth again. His hands wandered and fisted in the detective’s shirt unconsciously, pulling him closer as he deepened the kiss. Hungry for more, he licked across the detective’s bottom lip, coaxing him to open for a taste…

It was all right, wasn’t it? To be there alone in his bedroom with his classmate and quarry. To kiss and be kissed by the one that he liked more than anyone else. At least, Hakuba thought that’s how he felt. Having not really had that much interaction with the boy-slash-thief outside of heists and school, he didn’t quite know what to think, exactly. Except that he admired him. 

Admired him and wanted to be closer. 

Hakuba responded to the touch as directed, lips parting to deepen the kiss, to let Kaito do as he pleased. He couldn’t ignore the pull of his dress shirt, that heated breath, or the scent of him. He couldn’t and he didn’t want to.

He pulled at him, the fingers in his hair curling, combing through; his other hand moving from shoulder blades down his back, then to his side, searching, testing. Just how far was Kuroba-san intend to take this? He wanted to ask, but his mouth was busy. So instead he moved his hand from Kaito’s side further down, onto his hip, eyes open to gauge for reaction, gathering clues for this mystery.

DATE-O START! || akaikujixyaku

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He had a very nice laugh- and hey! At least she was making him laugh.. right? Oh goodness it was hard to know what to do with herself in such an uncustomary atmosphere. (Nobody ever mentioned how hard dates were why). The tilted grin that settled on his features ran a flock of butterflies up her spine, her anxiousness slipping away for at least the moment.

“And I’m quite pleased, as well as impressed, that you were able to divine— no, deduce— My interest, Hakuba-sama. Reading the preferences of people is no small feat, least of all, I think, individuals like myself." She wasn’t quiet, persay, but she did little about making herself  available in conversations, doing her best to divert all attention away from the lady behind the steno-notepad.

His next question earned the slight lull of her head to one side, in curious contemplation over the inquiry, but with a smile remaining set on her soft, partially agape lips (just giving a peek at well-kept, painstakingly-braces-straightened teeth).

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"My favorite phase.. I think I’d have to go with the new moon, if I think about it, though it’s just barely inching out a waning crescent.”

“Ah! Perfect,” Hakuba said, once again laughing – soft, only a step above a chuckle. “More validation for myself, I must confess. Somehow I knew that you would have an answer. I’ve compiled a list of some of the most unique questions that I could think of, and I’m intent on stumping you. I do hope that you disappoint me by not disappointing me…”

Into the city, Hakuba paid far more attention to the road. Not that he’d been neglectful on the highway, but there were far more hazards on common roads than there were in one-direction traffic flumes. 

“And as for the museum, I’ll confess something there, as well… We’ve always gotten along so well together, you and I, that I imagined that you might share very common interests. With your bright wit, it seemed clear to me that such a museum would not be amiss. It was an educated guess… and I am nonetheless so very pleased to have been correct.”

The detective didn’t usually talk this much all at once, even in interviews. Really, the only time he did was when soap boxing, and even that was reserved for ‘privileged’ audiences. The tactic of paying attention to Himura-kun and not himself had, thus far, paid off in droves.

“Regardless!” Hakuba went on, chancing a sideways glance at his date with that same smile. “The next question is this: Which character from the Wizard of Oz do you most relate to or identify with?”

Then, after a brief pause, “…assuming you’ve seen the film or read the books, anyway.”

For the Love of a Painting || kaitouxjeanne

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Letting him lead her, she vaguely wondered if she was getting led into a trap. For such a sharp detective, he was certainly letting his attention wander. Granted, to her, but from her observations of him, he seemed much too dedicated to the job for distractions. His senses didn’t seem too dull, especially when it came to her. Maybe that’s just how he wants it. Oh bother.

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The thief mentally shook her head at herself. This was no time to be hypersensitive. She had her move planned out and there was no room for doubt at this point. Trap or suspicion, Jeanne would have to move forward.

Speaking of moving forward.. her attention was caught by the confident smile of one of her more handsome suitors that was directed at her. The wealthy heir of a hotel chain, he certainly looked it in his designer suit. With his looks and wallet, women flocked to him. The blonde was not one of them but she had caught the attention of the playboy all the same. He had loads of pride and with that look he was giving her, it wouldn’t be hard to convince him to help her — without his knowing, of course. A strong candidate to be her cover.

Jeanne gave the heir a demure smile back before turning to answer Hakuba. She wondered if he’d noticed, as she noted his scanning of the crowd before. I wonder if it’d bother him. Not that I care..

The same smile on her face still, she replied,“Though I do love a good wine, champagne will do nicely for now. And what is your poison of choice, detective?”

Besides your choice of company tonight, that is.

“Scotch, actually,” Hakuba answered the question with honesty, offering the champagne to her before taking one for himself. “Not as fitting for a party, I suppose, but I’ve acquired quite a taste for it…”

Speaking of taste, the detective then directed his gaze to the man that Jeanne had wondered about moments before, arcing a brow in amusement. “Mm, is he someone that you’re interested in?” he asked, turning his gaze back to the young woman on his arm. Yes, he had noticed, but if it bothered him, he didn’t let it show. “He’s quite a good host in the right situations…”

Yes, Hakuba had encountered that particular socialite before. And he was as egotistical and easily played as could be expected. The detective knew this quite well. 

I could introduce you to him, if you’d like.” A faint, teasing smirk. How would she take this play?

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Smirking down at Hakuba, he did not miss the slight breathlessness of the detective and the sight of his slightly bruised lips gave him a thrill of satisfaction. Even as he watched Hakuba with half-lidded eyes, Kaito was not sure why was he doing this with the detective… other than the fact that it was proving to be rather interesting and… delicious, there was not even a reason for the other man to play along.

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“Oh? For the future? Already having plans for me, Hakuba-san?”
Kaito grinned at the amused detective, dragging out his name slowly with a rasp.

"As for my presence… You’re the detective, aren’t you, my dear Hakuba? It’s your job to find out…”

Clearly having Hakuba beneath him and trying to catch his breath was doing things to his mind, because all he could think about was another taste of the man’s lips. Shifting his weight onto one hand beside the detective’s head, he smirked playfully as he reached out to cup his face and brushed a thumb over his lips.

“Still going on about that, eh? As I’ve said a million times, I’m not… but why don’t we leave business for another day… and show me how you like to be kissed…

His own name, spoken that way, with that voice, had a similar effect on the detective, though no magic was needed. Hakuba remained still, gaze shifting look at that hand, lips parting when touched to exhale. This was not how he’d imagined a scenario such as this playing out, precisely, but it hardly seemed to matter. For all he knew, it was nothing more than a dream for another empty night. 

Yet, here they were. The one that Hakuba had long observed, long desired, and the detective. The realization of this struck him somewhat abruptly, bringing a spring of tinted color to his pale English complexion. This was Kuroba Kaito. It hardly felt real. It… 

"Show you…” Hakuba repeated, buying himself time to regain his composure, embarrassed by his own sudden sheepishness. He could honor that request, just as he had the first one.

Arms that had lain tensely and purposefully still at his side lifted to snake around Kaito’s back, one hand moving to his shoulder blade, the other to the back of his head, fingers digging through that wild hair, pulling him down, close to kiss him again. As before, it was more gentle than the wild passion, but it was heated. Controlled. Significant. He wasn’t sure how Kaito felt about any of this, if it meant anything at all… but it did for him, which is what he attempted to convey. Eyes closed, head pressed against his pillows as he massaged those lips with the restraint of a master artisan; reserved, deliberate, and… teasing.

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Kaito waited tensely for Hakuba’s response… Fully expecting to see surprise on the detective’s face… except for the fact that he is currently blind.

I need this damn blindfold off…

Still, Kaito was not expecting the silence from the other man and became curious about the detective’s response… Until he felt the weight on the bed shift just slightly before Hakuba’s cool lips pressed upon his own softly. It was simply a gentle, brief kiss that made Kaito sigh lightly in satisfaction, his sudden desire appeased… a little. Though… It left him with the question of why the detective actually went with his request…

With the blindfold finally removed, Kaito looked up to the face of a certain grinning detective. Hm… It’s been some time since I’ve last seen him… His eyes roved over the detective, his sharp eyes taking note of every fine detail in a second with a small smirk.

The same blond hair, brown eyes… Nothing much has changed, eh?
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Unbidden, his gaze dropped to Hakuba’s lips and lingered… He watched as the lips that he had just kissed formed his name… and was hit with a fresh wave of desire to his gut. Sucking in a breath, he lost focus on the detective’s words and licked his lips as he stared at Hakuba, who reached over him to free his hands from the bonds.

A smirk forming at the moment the detective freed his bound hands, he roughly grabbed Hakuba’s shirt and pulled… Hard. Crushing their lips together, Kaito angled his head for a deeper kiss and held Hakuba still with one hand on the back of his head. With a quick maneuver, Kaito easily flipped them around and broke away, panting lightly as he looked down with at the detective beneath him with a wicked grin.

“That’s what I consider kissing, Hakuba-san…”

The deeper kiss had been unexpected, but not unwelcome. Hakuba stared at the other boy for the duration, wide-eyed, but didn’t resist. Not even when he was forced onto his back with an ‘oof!’ – wincing at first before laughing. Amused.

“Oh, I see. I hadn’t realized that you liked it rough, but I’ll be sure to keep that in mind for the future…”

Hakuba stayed as still as he could, watching him. He was confused as to why he would come as Kuroba Kaito instead of Kaitou Kid.. or why he would even be there in the first place. But he couldn’t deny that having been handled like that – the grasp of his shirt, the fingers in his hair – was something he’d thought about many times before. Having it actually come to pass… well, he was still catching his breath, casually as he could manage.

“Might I ask to what I owe the pleasure of your company at this odd hour…? Don’t tell me you’re finally going to confess to being Kaitou Kid, Kuroba-san.”

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

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“Ladies and gentlemen!” KID grinned, standing up on the rooftop. The exhibit had closed at ten, but the cops and his fans were swarming about. They figured out the note after all. Good. That would make this much less boring. Over his outfit, he had a black cloak and a red and gold scarf. It was an interesting occasion, stealing something unrelated to gems after so long.

“I hope you enjoy this evening. You see, I may be a lion at heart and bold, but I can be rather ambitious. A gem of our time is what I seek and I shall get it. Maybe read it a bit before I return it. It is a fine series, after all, and I do need more practice with my English. I’m getting rusty.”

He bowed and used a smoke grenade so he’d appear to disappear. After he was out of sight, he slipped down into the crowd, making sure his Kaitou outfit was hidden and his black cap on.

Hakuba always loved a good heist, but even he had to roll his eyes at Kid’s speech. After all, the thief could have just snuck into his bedroom at any point and borrowed his copy of the series! But, ah well, it was fun and a very good opportunity to break out his robes, school uniform, scarves, and facsimile wand.  This got some looks from those on the police force, but the young detective didn’t care. They were all very aware that he was a half-brit, and wore such tonight just as he did his superior-quality, completely detail-accurate  reproduction tie. That is to say, with pride.

But unlike the other detectives, Hakuba stood at the back of the crowd, only observing the movements of those within. He had a radio on him from the force, and listened to their coordinated efforts, simply smirking. With Hattori-san and Edogawa-kun already chasing after the elusive thief, what was the point of getting himself involved?

Besides, he had three more scarves to give out, and figured that it would be better for them to come to him instead of pointlessly going in after them.