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“…”

Sazerac had been in the area for business purposes. That restlessness he sought to be rid of had come useful as it was when going about his profession; a healthy dosage of paranoia for one with a more or less undercover role, but certainly too much for a teen. The Osakan did offer a hand at the very least, or a shoulder to be leaned upon, or what-have-you. Nevertheless he wasn’t used to it, if his tautness upon contact was any indication. I should hope that, whatever it was, your intent wasn’t on following me…

Clothing was relatively semi-formal, erring more on the casual than formal, but he had nothing to hide—well, save his tools of the trade, though the only sharp glints would come from his gaze alone. The flavor of tonight’s murder weapon was that slackened noose around his neck; a gaudy set of old mauve and antique white stripes that saw nights worse than this and was ready to be tossed into the fire. The Kansai agent was relatively confident of his hiding it—he had to be, of course, such expertise called for that brazen confidence—but surely it wouldn’t escape the meticulous hawk eyes of any detective worth their gluttonous salt. “This way, then.

No sign of a strangled corpse as he did what was told and made a beeline for the way out in leisurely haste. His work was done elsewhere, perhaps some yards away in another room or another building, but either way it’d been close enough that he’d heard the the bang and tumble of something heavy falling down the stairs.

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Fortunately for Janus, Hakuba was somewhat distracted by the pounding in his head. Having been disarmed in this way, and by that glorious voice – which seemed to be the only thing to take the edge off the pain – the detective wasn’t even thinking about things in terms of suspicion and detail.

At least, until Janus mentioned following him. 

The half-brit, leaned awkwardly against the Osakan, paused and lifted his head to look at the other’s face, brows raising in a sort of cautious and curious quizzical expression. 

“No…” Hakuba said, shaking his head with another grimace. “I wasn’t following you. Should I have been?" 

He wanted to look Janus over. Pick out the details, compare notes, riddle out what he might have been doing out here. But his vision doubled and got progressively worse the longer he stood. To that effect, he shuddered and grasped his arms around the other man to prevent himself from stumbling. 

"Gnn… maybe I do need a moment… just, need to clear my head. My apologies. All of them.”

osakansax:

“…If you say so.

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Bladed gaze hovered back to the phone with a grimace of realization. He slipped it back into his pocket and glanced about, nerves stopping cold as his tongue refused to form that intoned syllabic language—an ambulance wouldn’t help if they couldn’t understand a lick of English. He’d have to assist the halfer to the nearest hospital and hope someone there would be able to help. “Get up. The nearest hospital is going to be a healthy walk away from this place.

The agent liked to secretly pride himself on keeping that buffoon-ish visage on his face when it was needed, but when the time came to let that cold mask slide onto his face—the one most members of this ebon wolf pack seemed to carry—he would let it without hesitation. This time around was no different, even if he’d drawn the life that was asked of him.

Ah, so it was Janus. The terse orders made that abundantly clear. Hakuba pulled the handkerchief away only to grimace, reapplying it to the bleeding wound which, really, seemed only superficial. As he moved to stand, using the wall and whatever Janus was willing to offer for support, Hakuba realized that the real pain was at the back of his head.

He looked at the stairs, remembering, vaguely, the surprise of banging his head against the overhang. He must have fallen back after that and hit his head against the step. The detective frowned. He could have broken his neck that way, and for what? Exploring the sights?  No- surely, he’d had another motive for coming here… But what was it?

"Thank you,” Hakuba offered lamely, lifting his other hand to the back of his head with a grimace. “I’m certain that I’ll be all right after a brief rest is all…”  No, that wasn’t right. He shook his head, brows furrowed. “There was something that I needed to do… No, this is ridiculous. Please, if you could lead the way, I’d appreciate it so much, Janus." 

Six more have entered the bakery.

shsl-queenofcakes:

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She sat as gracefully as she could, not used to dealing with a person her age with such manners. She listened as he assured her of his delight in her company, managing to hold the pink in her face back to a minimum.

“You’re so nice! Trust me, my eclairs are delicious. That’s actually a fact, it’s in the encyclopedia and everything.” Grinning, only half-joking, Karin cupped her cheek in her left hand, which appeared to be her dominant, surprisingly to some, and listened to him speak. He had the most soothing, lilting voice she’d ever heard. It was as if every word he said was uttered with utmost conviction; like he didn’t say things he wasn’t sure of. She found herself almost in a trance just from the sound of his voice. Luckily, she was able to snap out of it upon being asked a question.

“Hope’s Peak is incredibly varied, yeah. I mean, I know a woodcarver, a movie critic, a class representative, a soccerplayer, a mermaid…” The girl laughed, shaking her head. “She’s not really a mermaid. But she’s sure good at pretending.”

“I’ll trust you on the reputation of your baking, but the proof, as they say,  lies in the pudding.” Hakuba smirked, tilting his head as he reached for the first of the eclairs – the chocolate one. He carefully tore it in half, doing all that he could to avoid getting sticky mess on his hands, and regarded it curiously. It certainly looked good. The texture of the pastry felt correct. It smell was, too. So far, so good.

“But, yes; I’m very impressed. All of that and at high school level? It sounds more like a university… but perhaps the classes aren’t focused on your individual skill sets… You, already being an accomplished baker, wouldn’t necessarily benefit from specialized classes. I wonder if it’s the same for all students there…?”

The detective was thoughtful at this as he took a bite of the halved eclair. 

Oh God. She wasn’t kidding.

osakansax:

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…Easy there. You’ve got yourself a bit of a predicament, here…”

Hands immediately went to steady the half-Brit, and hoarfrost gaze took in what he could of injuries or any oddities. Never mind that nothing in his mind could be translated into his original language… free hand slipped to fish out his phone, dial 119, and then leave that matter for when he could hear the sirens… for now, Sazerac would need to do as much neutral tending as possible. “Take a good deep breath and give yourself a moment… any places where it hurts more?”

Eyes were affixed to that somewhat nasty welt on Hakuba’s forehead. Eyebrows furrowed, but apart from that his expression was relatively neutral…

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That voice. It didn’t match that face. No, no- it did. Hattori. Janus. One of the two. Hakuba moved into a sit with the given help and pulled a handkerchief from his pocket to press against his temple. 

“God…” he sighed. “No, just my head. I think I’ll be all right.”

English, too. Natural, no hesitation or halted words. The foreign detective winced. Slow breaths, collecting himself. “Thank you for the assistance, Mr. Hattori. I’ll admit that I’m more embarrassed than anything.” He opted for the safer name while he puzzled out just to whom he was speaking.

Janus or Hattori, the words he spoke calmed him. Damn that accent. Damn that smooth, sultry voice. It struck him then that it was both odd and kind that the Osakan had chosen to use English to speak to him – it made it far easier to concentrate. Which was good, considering the concussion. 

“…Oh dear.” Gentle press of two fingers against vitals. He wasn’t expecting to bump into the halfer on his way from a mission… but, leaving him to die of a possible aneurysm wasn’t exactly optimal.

Hakuba was alive. Plenty alive, really, and the touch against his skin stirred his consciousness. He groaned, sucking in a shuddering breath as he became aware of the bruises forming over his body. Hitting his head had been bad enough, but the stairs… Tumbling down those stairs had left their mark over his ribs, torso, arms – bruises. Whereas, the overhang left a nasty welt against his temple, which bled in a small, but steady stream.

Such a mundane way to get injured, really; not even a good story. Still, the detective opened his eyes and winced at the light, swallowing against the nausea from his spinning vision.

“Eh…?” Another grimace. “God…" 

Drug Busts and Corpses || detectivephiliac

detectivephiliac:

*…Yes, they would be discussing compensation later. And Kyouko will argue so she receives as little as possible. And hopefully this case wouldn’t end up incredibly big, and thus she doesn’t have to ask her name and/or title as a detective be excluded from… everywhere.*

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Yes, we can leave immediately if that is your plan. There isn’t much more preparation I could do, anyways. …A firearm? Well, of—

*She stopped. She wanted to say yes – surely someone in her family taught her how? Kyouko searched her memories… when she was still young… she swore she could see her father scolding the rest of the family for letting little Kyouko even touch a gun, but she had no memory of firing one. Maybe she imagined that memory too. It took a lot of willpower to keep her face from scrunching up in frustration.*

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…It’s not incredibly difficult. I’ve studied people at firing ranges— (“—about ten years ago—”) —but I’ve never had to use one myself. Don’t worry about me – if the need arises, I’m sure I can handle it.

“Ah.” So she didn’t. The male detective tilted his head to one side, smile fixed on his face in a particular, reigned in excitement. Hakuba leaned on the door that he held for her, hesitating only a moment before offering a wink and a quirk of that smile, turning it into a lopsided smirk.

“Well, if all goes according to plan, you won’t need to, regardless. I have full confidence in you, but I’d rather not have to worry about gunpowder discharge or blood stains in the first place. So, let us be off." 

While waiting for her to get into the car so he could shut her door for her, he fished in his pocket for his pocket watch, which he used to verify the time against his wrist watch before putting it away. Then he checked his phone, somewhat distractedly, to reread the address for the meeting place once more. It was sure to be quite the interesting case.

Rain, Rain, Go Away

rutilusincendia:

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Her somewhat superior hearing made it somewhat easier to hear what that other person in the car was saying. A male, not a native of Japan, from what she could infer from the slight accent in his words. Not that it mattered, she was somewhat surprised anyone would care about her situation as the humans certainly wasn’t well-known for their kindness.

She pulled on what she hoped was a somewhat sheepish smile despite the feeling of wanting to be left alone. If the person really wouldn’t mind it, she really would definitely be more than happy to take that offer up if it meant she could get home faster and be away from the humans faster.

Perhaps she should have reconsidered that train of thought, it wasn’t the most ‘human’ thing to do. Humans didn’t usually trust their own fellow humans, after all. Though she personally didn’t have many worries as she still could burn the stranger to a crisp if they tried anything.

“I would truly appreciate it, though I don’t think I can get in and not get everything wet. I would feel bad if I do so.”

“Oh, not to worry, please, miss!” Hakuba called to her. “It’s no trouble at all, come on in out of the rain before you catch your death out there!”

Although an awkward maneuver, the detective leaned further still and unlatched the door, pushing it open a ways for invitation. Sure, he might have to get the interior of the car detailed, but it was definitely worth the trouble if he could help someone out. Especially as the Japanese seemed to have a very particular aversion to walking in the rain – something that he did in London daily. 

Drug Busts and Corpses || detectivephiliac

detectivephiliac:

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Yes, hello Hakuba-san – it’s a pleasure to see you again. I’ve been fine, in the sense of… there is nothing particularly terrible happening in my life.

*If the occasional night terrors about being executed, and getting stressed out over a skeleton equaled fine. Kyouko didn’t feel fine (the directional possibilities of this case didn’t help to ease her either), but there was no point in talking about it. So she would just keep to simple phrases and a calm face, and give just enough to keep the conversation and curious questions away from herself. Nothing she couldn’t handle.*

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Don’t worry about any compensation. Being out and mobile is enough for me – I believe I’ve been getting a bit lazy as of late… Anyways, how about you – how have you been?

“That’s somewhat dour, isn’t it? Hm.  I’ve been well enough, myself,” Hakuba lied, thoughts ranging in a similar circle- though, sans the skeleton and all- regarding his own situation. “Just very busy. As for compensation, I’m going to insist that I pay your invoice but we can discuss that after the case if you like." 

With the supplies safely stowed, Hakuba shut the trunk and moved to open the passenger side door. "If you’re ready, we can leave straight away. I’ve actually managed to make an appointment with my contact, so the sooner we leave, the better." 

He then hesitated. "Ah, and, Kirigiri-san, do you know how to use a firearm?" 

Six more have entered the bakery.

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She shrugged, cleaning her hands with a damp cloth she’d soaked and wrung out in the sink around the corner. “It’s a good school. You’re practically guaranteed success, although..” She swept a hand towards him, gesturing at the aura of success he radiated. “I don’t think you have any worries about that.”

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At his admission that he’d be leaving soon, Karin felt a hint of disappointment. She’d hoped they could be good friends, and if they did end up growing closer she’d miss him terribly when he went. Not that she pitied him that plane ride. Yeesh.

As she was shuddering at the mere though, her detective friend had picked out a seat to sit in and was ready to, when he offered to share his time with her a bit more.

“Oh…if it’s quite alright with you, I’d love to.”

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The praise did not go unnoticed; Hakuba looked quite pleased as Karin spoke, inclining his head toward her with that same, confident smile. Things were developing well, which was good. Yes, there was the case that still needed to be taken care of, but the detective was always in need of good company. 

“Oh, yes, please do. I’d love to get to know you better, particularly if your eclairs are as good as they look. You’ll have me as a regular customer, and I should very much like for you to like me!”

Since she was joining him, Hakuba pulled out a seat for her first. He waited for her to take it, pushing it in after before sitting across from her. 

“I’m… keen on learning more about Hope’s Peak. A baker… The only other student that I know from the institution is a detective. It must be quite diverse there.”

DATE-O START! || akaikujixyaku

akaikujixyaku:

“Huh? Oh come on… Well I’m afraid I’ll just have to disappoint you now, lest I disappoint you!”  What a conundrum, but an amusing one no less, and quite flattering when she thought about the effort he put into conjuring up a list of such unusual inquiries. There was certain to be one that would stun her, but until then, she was happy to surprise him. "Bright wit, hm? I’m happy that I’ve made such a favorable impression on you, considering how little personal discussion’s been carried on. You do me great credit." 

It seemed that she was finally settling into the flow of this outing, despite a reminiscent nervousness simply due to it’s unfamiliarity. He was… just as charming of company as she might have imagined. Well, as she had imagined, quite honestly. It was a sort of far-off intention to ask him out for coffee sometime, had she ever been able to muster the nerve, but luckily for his meddlesome mother, she didn’t have to. She should probably send a subtle thank you gift Marion’s way, sometime, if she could figure what she’d like best. (Somehow she doubted that a dragon would do the trick as it had, seemingly, for her son).

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Her thoughts, which had briefly derailed, rolled back onto the tracks as he suddenly chirped in, ready to further the quiz, and she shifted her shoulders in readiness, waiting only until he was completely finished to instantly reply.

"The Lion. Hands down, all around, cross my heart, and no doubt about it. I confess that I’ve only seen the original film a few times, and read select parts from each of the books aside from The Wonderful Wizard and the Marvelous Land, but my decision is still quite firm.”

“Mm, so I see. The Cowardly Lion, also known as the one who, despite his crippling self-doubt, continually displayed no shortage of courage and loyalty throughout the entirety of his appearances.”  Hakuba nodded to himself after he spoke, turning down another side road on the way to the museum, which was then in sight.

“Good choice. I can definitely see why you would relate to him.” The grin on the detective’s face was just as confident as ever, if not more so as he stole another glance, amusement unending. “I think that suits you just perfectly. Were I to pick one, I think I’d settle with the Tin Woodsman." 

Hakuba pulled them into the parking lot and combed for a good spot as he spoke, attempting to keep the conversation spurred wit his own words until he could get his next question out. He wanted to give her information about himself, certainly, but this was about her, not him, and any questions to elaborate and clarify would detract from his plans. 

"The next question is: have you ever had Dip-N-Dots ice cream, and if so, where did you first experience it?”