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5. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”
7. “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
12. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
19. “And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.”

LOL I’m not male or British, so I did these in style of Hakuba’s self-insert novel character, Jane. She is an American and I guess she’s a valley girl now because… wow I sound so silly. LOL. ENJOY. 

Second Impressions || ponytailedaikidoka

ponytailedaikidoka:

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Ha. Ha.

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“Th’ day after tomorrow good wi’ y’?”

“Yes,” Hakuba said, grimacing a little at the obvious little quirk in the woman. He hadn’t meant to insult her, really. Or, perhaps he had, but he hadn’t meant to do it quite so overtly. He was going to try a lot harder if he was going to avoid stirring Kazuha’s ire any more than he already had. “Yes, that day will be perfect. I’ll pick you up at six.”

It would either turn out quite well or simply awful. Hakuba wasn’t sure which, but it’d be an experience either way.