ukulelewalrus:

–Some people like hot dogs

–Some people like hamburgers

–Some people get both (Bisexuals)

–Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)

–Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)

–Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)

–Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)