Oh my god I’m a little cow.
You should’ve been a goat /shot
and why the hell are your hands tied
“Oh please, the cow outfit is precious. As for why my hands are tied… I would have to assume that it was Kaito-kun’s fault. He does look rather pleased with himself, doesn’t he? Mischievous, too. Being that I’m the prey animal here, it’s entirely possible that they wanted to keep me captive for lunch later… I mean, we’re all playing pretend here, so that’s reasonable…”
“Both him and Shinichi are smiling. I don’t know if they’re in on something together or not. Also, pandas don’t eat cows, sweetheart. The only person who can ‘eat’ your cow ass is Heiji, and I don’t think he wants to.”
“Panda bears are actually built for eating meat but have, for some reason, chosen to eat bamboo instead which is not nutritionally sound nor sustainable. Really, pandas, like Kudou-senpai there, should be eating meat. A cow such as myself, would be a wonderful dietary staple for him.”
“That said, I would not be surprised in the least if Kudou-senpai and Kaito-kun were working together in their schemes. Cats, dogs, and pandas would be wise to keep a little cow like me around for snacking upon when hungry. And Hattori-san would be fortunate to be able to get a chance at my ass, thank you very much.”
“This would be just as true if I were a goat, as well.”