“Come on, Kuroba-kun! Let me be the Bruce Wayne to your Batman! I don’t care if it doesn’t make any sense, I just want to play!”
Meanwhile:
“If I convert the ‘insert training montage here’ part from the outline into, I dunno, actual scenes where I teach her… uh… attacks like in pokemon, maybe I can… make meaningful scenes…? How is this supposed to work? Can grinding for levels in a book be fun?”
Also:
“Why do I have to do homework? This is all kiddie stuff…"
Further:
"If dad finds out that I sacrificed one of his shoes to the dog, he’s probably gonna kill me. I guess this means I should take up being a phantom thief while I can, since I’m pretty much dead anyway!”
And:
“I wonder if Saguru would go shopping with me this weekend… I want to make everyone hella jealous~”
Thus:
“…can we put dolphins in the bathroom?"
Independently:
"Where are all of my boyfriends when I need them?!”
Incidentally:
“Is it really a good idea to let senpai meddle with other peoples’ love lives again?”
“Not really, no, but it’s not as though we have a choice, do we? All that we can hope for is to minimize the damage to our reputations in the process.”
Elsewhere:
“You know… I do have great taste in pretty much everything!”
Another Segue:
“Baaaaymax~ we have some crime to fight today. Come on, buddy, let’s go!”
Transitional Word:
“What the heck kinda pokemon was THAT?”
And Finally:
“I really wasn’t expectin’ this! What a moral dilemma!"
