oh my god hakuba
“I meant the roses! The roses that Kid’s been leaving me!”
oh my god hakuba
“I meant the roses! The roses that Kid’s been leaving me!”
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ahotoxin: 名探偵コナン (Meitantei Conan) file 585 note: never let shinichi ask heiji for advice Good God, Hattori-san! Edogawa-kun is just a little boy! Stop filling his adventurous mind with so many dangerous thoughts!!! I don’t want my kohai to grow up as reckless as you!
pfft what kind of detective would drink alcohol on the job
a bad one and i am not a bad one zing fuck you too anon
“Yes, precisely… who would ever drink… while working…”
“Godamnit nobody listens to the clairvoyant when it really matters.”
“Look at that you went and got your very own Shinigami.
Greaaaaat.
This evening just gets better and better.”
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DON’T TOUCH IT
“What? Why not?”
“O-oh… Ah… … …He-hello…”
reasons i love hakuba saguru:
- he is a smug and arrogant bastard
- he recognizes that the world isn’t black and white and that people have good reasons for doing bad things and wants to hear those reasons
- he flirts with everyone and is totally shameless okay. like he’s been in six chapters of magic kaito and nine chapters of detective conan and in this time he has managed to hit on at least like FIVE people. good job saguru
“I guess I /can/ be a little shameless at times… but, ah, isn’t ‘arrogant bastard’ just a wee bit harsh?”
“Ah, I… used to have a crush on Koizumi-san, this is true. And we dated for a little while, in fact. But, ah, things did not… go well… and we are not exactly on good terms any longer…”
Oh, crap… He definitely broke Hakuba. Or, at least, it was a crash and required a bit of time for a reboot, to use a computer metaphor.
Kaito put his hand on Hakuba’s shoulder, him pressing the other on Hakuba’s chest. “Breathe. Sit down if you have to. It’s a big thing to wrap your head around. Not every day you hear that someone has somehow defied the aging process in such a radical way.”
Hakuba swallowed hard and tried, desperately, to steady himself with Kaito’s assistance. He shivered under Kaito’s hands, while his own wiped furiously at at the tears in his eyes. Then he laughed, and it was only very slightly hysterical.
“I.. think…” The detective said, leaning more and more toward Kaito with every passing second. “I think.. sitting down is.. a good… idea.”
Or, you know, fainting. Which is what Hakuba did next.