“Okay, okay, I’ll get on it… now that it’s not my birthday I suppose it’s about time I get back to work…”
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The motorcycle pulled up to the large mansion, a sidecar attached just for this occasion. He also had duct tape, rope, and zip ties, just in case.
Dismounting and knocking on the door, he announced himself to the woman who answered. “Yo! I’m Hattori Heiji. I’m here ta kidnap Hakuba fer his birthday. He in?”
“Kidnapping the young master? For his birthday? Oh, that’s delightful! Come in, Hattori-kun, come in!”
Baaya was pleased. Here she was, thinking that her dear Saguru would spend another birthday moping and pretending that he was good at hiding it, but a surprise birthday party? He must have been making more friends than she thought!
It must be the hot yoga. There was no other explanation.
“He’s probably in his bedroom. Here’s the key. I’ll escort you to it; I know he doesn’t have normal friend company over often.”
Ah tantei-san, looks like I have to work hard, hm? *Leans in close to press his lips firmly on the side of Hakuba’s neck* Afterall, I do dislike sharing you with the other Kaitous.. *grins mischievously* What would you have me do, my dear tantei-san?
The detective frowned. He enjoyed the attention very much, of course, and he was hard-pressed to ignore a kiss from a Kaitou, but… Hakuba sighed and put his hands on Kaitou’s shoulder, gently bracing so that distance would be maintained when he stepped back.
“Now, now, Kaitou-san… It’s not exactly easy sharing myself, either; I end up with a broken and aching heart several times over more often than not. However,” Hakuba sniffed resolutely. “I must remind you that this blog is multi-ship friendly, and there are only one of me for every 7.333 repeating of you, approximately. At least, in terms of those who are somewhat active.”
With another sigh, he continued, offering an apologetic glance, though his frown became more pronounced. “You’re going to need to learn to share, my my possessive thief, but I shall come up with a nickname for you that you will enjoy to reward you for your tenacity. As for what you can do…”
Hakuba’s expression became thoughtful then as he considered. Hm.
“…I suggest that you start with getting to know me and allowing myself a moment to get to know you. And by that I mean, further than where you like to be bitten. A new thread, perhaps. Are you still in school? If so, let’s start there."
OKAY so my mun is going to leave me with you for the few days she’s gone but that STILL MEANS WE WON’T BE ABLE TO DO A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS I WANTED TO on your ACTUAL birthday so I made these today!!!
I wasn’t sure which one you would like better so I just made both.
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“A few days with you? AND you’ve brought me strawberry cake? Oh, and is that a strawberry tart? Goodness, you’re spoiling me, Emi-kun! I’m not even sure what to do with all of this attention. Thank you, dear Emi-kun and Emi-mun. It means a great deal to me.”
You know, our birth dates only have one day of a difference. No wonder you’re as stubborn as I am o_o;;
“Oh really? When is your birthday? My mun’s birthday is quite close, as well… so I’m very curious.”
“Deep breaths, sweetie~“ Impossibly wide grin as he tries desperately to hold back laughter. “Can I get one with a really big diamond? You know what a sucker I am for diamonds~”
“…………………….”
“Wouldn’t a large ring like that make it hard for you to do your work? I was thinking something more practical… Ah…”
“…Unless.. you’re… going to have to give up your… life of crime to… Ohgod.. I’ve.. ruined your life…”
*internal screaming of conflicted feelings*