∞ – For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)
# – For an angry text.
♦ – For a rushed text.
x – For a secret text.
♥ – For a regular text.
* – For an early morning text.
XD – For a “I wish you just saw that” text.
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brandnewjones: glutenfreesingle: Caramel stuffed apple cider cookies. The lack of a link made me weep. But then I fixed that with google. do you believe in life after love Bet me $5 I won’t throw some salt on that SHIT!
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I ship Hakuba with ask-gin-vodka’s Gin >:3
Mun’s Theories:
who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He doesn’t trust Gin in the kitchen. If Vodka comes, too, they can team-cook.
how often do they fight?: Never, though there are passive aggressive comments often. Overly apologetic to each other.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Work. You know, since Gin is an assassin and Hakuba is a detective, they sometimes cross paths but usually they have completely different business circles… 🙂
nicknames for each other?: ’Tall’ for Gin, ‘Brit’ for Hakuba.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They go back and forth. Hakuba always pays for drinks, though.
who steals the covers at night?: GIN. And Hakuba is too afraid to ask for them back. He goes blanketless most nights.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Food. Always food.
who remembers things?: Hakuba has to as Gin remembers nothing. Sends him constant reminders via text. ‘Don’t forget that you’re supposed to assassinate x target at this time! See you at home!’
who cusses more?: Hakuba, to fill the silence.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Take another trip to the ER. Sigh a lot.
who kissed who first?: Gin kissed Hakuba first. They were likely drunk.
who made the first move?: …Hakuba, when he was drunk. (I didn’t even have to change this.)
who started the relationship?: Gin, because Vermouth wouldn’t stop teasing him about it. But then, Vermouth’s teasing backfired because they united against her since she’s pretty much the worst, they say. And discuss often, sympathizing with each other one how mean she is.
Hakuba’s Thoughts:
“Could we at least get him a haircut or restyle or something? Perhaps take him outside once in a while?"
Hakuba/ Akai Shuuichi (okiya-subaru mun)
Mun’s Theories:
who cooks normally?: Oooh, they’d totally have to share the responsibility. Okiya is a wonderful cook, as is Hakuba. In fact, I imagine that they sometimes spend entire weekends doing nothing but cooking and baking things and then giving them to everyone they know because they’ve made too much but oh wasn’t it fun? I imagine they have a flat screen in the kitchen for watching all of Gordon Ramsay’s shows while they do it, too.
how often do they fight?: Nothing but tender bickering and teasing. It’s very low-key.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Investigate things. Interrogations. I can see them being the type to really just… want to be around each other even for things like going to the bookstore. ‘Oh, look at this interesting thing, I never noticed that before.’ ‘Here is some trivia about this thing.’ ‘Fascinating!’
nicknames for each other?: ’Sensei’ for Okiya, ‘Kohai’ for Hakuba. Wow that’s awkward. Nono let’s fix this. Hmmm. What about… hmm… … … well, idk. They’re both srs business so whatever. We’re lucky they have sensei and kohai.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: …I betcha they go dutch except on special occasions. Too independent to let the other pay for them.
who steals the covers at night?: Hakuba, since he curls up next to/behind Okiya and bunches up the blankets in the process.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Books, cooking supplies, vacations.
who remembers things?: They both do and are meticulous about updating their paper and electronic calculators and schedules. So organized!
who cusses more?: Hakuba. At least out loud.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Quietly/calmly administer medical aid with generic, reassuring comments. They’d keep careful watch on each other to make sure things were healing but otherwise not fuss too much.
who kissed who first?: HMMM…. I’m gonna say it was Okiya on this one. Perhaps after a particularly difficult depression sink for Hakuba, with Okiya trying to cheer him up and then oops.
who made the first move?: Hakuba, when drunk. “Kohai, what are you-“
who started the relationship?: Okiya felt guilty for “taking advantage” of his kohai (who was definitely the guilty party here) and tried to make it right/honest by asking him out. YEP.
Hakuba’s Thoughts:
“Ah, mun, my sensei is older than I am and I’m fairly certain that he’s not interested in me… I mean, not that he’s unattractive – he’s a very handsome fellow and very smart and kind. But he’s my sensei. Though, now that I think about it, I do recall him filling out a meme in which he said that he preferred to marry me out of the list of people mentioned… because I needed looking after? That was sweet, I think, if not a little patronizing, but ah… … … …. … … Ah.”
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((This is my most favorite out of context post thing ever right now.))
No, no, he probably wouldn’t be able to explain it in a way Hakuba would find satisfying enough. He highly doubted the detective would believe that he’d been hit by real magic, of all things, so, he kept his mouth shut, only offering the blonde a rather sheepish grin and a shrug.
At the mention of chocolate cake, however, the shrunken thief’s expression instantly brightened and he shifted, excitedly turning his head in the direction of the kitchen, both hands once more settling in Hakuba’s shirt to steady himself.
“Yes, please, tea sounds great. Chocolate cake sounds even better though~! You don’t happen to have any hot cocoa too? Or milk chocolate?"
"I could make some hot chocolate, yes! And there ought to be some kind of chocolate confections in the kitchen…” Hakuba grinned, though it all felt a little bit awkward, carrying the pint-sized Kaito with him into the spacious, expensive kitchen. Then he set the boy onto the counter and stepped away to get the hot water going.
“Do you like truffles? I know that Baaya keeps us well stocked on those.” Water going, he went to the cupboard for the box. “Chocolate, chocolate raspberry, caramel, peanut butter..” He walked it back over to him.
There’s a yelp and suddenly, a tiny white figure comes flying – falling? – towards the blonde, not having enough time to react or release its small glider, before it smacks him dab in the chest, tiny fingers grasping tightly onto Hakuba’s shirt to keep itself there.
“Ah!” Hakuba instinctively reached his hands up to catch the small figure, supporting his weight with both arms. “Uh, hello there. What in the-"
Blink. Blink.
"Ah… … … … You… Wha… … Huh?”
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onlysilverbullet: He looks like a real-life mini Hakuba to me. PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE OMFG HEADCANON ACCEPTED ((I wonder how old that kid is? In my headcanon story, Hakuba gets Watson when he’s 12 or 13, I think? BUT PERHAPS I WILL HAVE TO… ALTER THAT because this is so cute […]