Whisper~

“I know the truth!” Hakuba screamed, slamming his fists against the mirror in his bathroom. It was late, he was drunk, but that was no excuse for him to be talking back. “You’re nothing but a fake! A monster! A selfish, spineless, emotionally manipulative coward who goes by my name, uses my face, speaks to my friends, my lovers, and my family… You solve my cases, spread my reputation, but you are not me!" 

The blond took another swig of rum, then another, and pushed the bottle at the mirror with a snarl. "Would you like some? Or is it too dirty for you, now?! Bloody hell, how does someone like you exist?! How do you survive?!”

He shook his head, pulling a hand back from the mirror to run through his hair, fingers twisting, digging, yanking at blond locks in frustration. His reflection watched calmly, perhaps even with the same disgust that Hakuba felt, and that only infuriated him more. 

“I am NOT a coward!” HIs voice grew desperate with every exclamation, and he thrust the bottle at it again, sloshing rum over his hands, over the sink, leaving more spatters against the reflective surface. “YOU’RE the one that needs professional help, not me! Stop SAYING that! STOP INSISTING that I’m broken, when it’s clearly YOU!  Leave me alone!”

When that smug little smirk refused to leave the reflection, the half-brit picked up the bottle again, gripping it hard by the neck, and smashed the base of it against the mirror. This he did again and again until there was a lengthy crack. Then again until the bottle broke, shattering in his hands. With bloodied fists, he pounded at the glass until it was in pieces all around the sink, each fallen chunk only percussion to his vehement stream  of curses. 

Finally, though, when all that was left was a matte grey finish on the wall, splattered with bloody handprints, Hakuba sank down to his knees and buried his face in his hands. Shards cut against his face and pressed deeper into his palms, but he didn’t care. “It’s over,” he whispered, breath catching in emotional agony. 

The tears poured and his shoulders shook as he curled inward, sick and despairing. He’d just destroyed the proverbial painting. What was to become of him now? 

Hakuba vs Hattori: The Musical

Camie: ohhh, hakuba-senpai hattori-kun considers ya a friend~
Camie: so cute~
Hattori: I NEVER SAID THA’ !
Hattori: Hakuba, ignore Camie, I never said tha’!
Hakuba: So we’re… not friends?
Hattori: … -opens mouth, closes it, opens, closes it-
Hakuba: ah….
Hattori: << when have we ever actually behaved like friends?
Kari: all the time.
Kari: all of it Hattori.
Hakuba: *sniff*
Vodka: Remember, only friends get in the tea club. -HAS THE TEABOX. STRAIGHTFACED.-
Hakuba: Ah, Vodka-kun!
Hattori: I dun even drink tea…
Camie: huh what what hakuba is sick (still sick) wat huh?
Hakuba: No, just… sad~
Camie: *frowns* thats hardly better…
Hattori: Yere pullin' my leg… aren't ya, this is some sorta joke…
Vodka: hello!
Hakuba: I just wanted to be friends… /colleagues/…
Hakuba: Vodka-kun! You're my friend, are you not?
Camie: I'm more than a friend right senpai, I'm a kohai~
Hattori: Since when!?
Gab: this feels like the beginning of a musical number
Kari: dfhdbafhsdbfsdbhsd
Kari: yes.
Hakuba: Since when? …Since when!
Since… the…
Moment I first met you,
I knew I had to get you!
Get you to accept me in your life!
And if you could not conceive of it
Perhaps I'd have to conceal a bit
Of the fact that I want in your liiiiife~
Camie: Oh dear god hakuba is singing…
Hattori: …………………..
Camie: I'll get the bat..
Hakuba: You see we share so many elements,
Of what makes you and I~
From our fathers to our habits,
and that's the reason whyyyy—
Hattori: -kisses Hakuba to shut him up because NO-
Kari: OH MY GOD HATTORI THAT IS NOT SDFBJFSDFKSD
camychan: wh…
camychan: WELLTHEN
Hakuba: *IS KISSED* O___O
Hattori: No. No singing.
Kari: I can;t even, I have lost control.
Camie: *STARES*
Hakuba: Ah…
Hattori: -stern look-
Hakuba: I thought it was a rather good number…
Hakuba: Very… Music Man-esque.
Hattori: I will kiss you again.
Camie: Senpai you are…way to calm about all of this…uhm, are you okay?
Kari: Hattori. No. Stop.
Vodka: I'm your friend, yes!
Hakuba: *blushes…. retreats to hide behind Vodka*
Camie: I dont think senpai is okay………….
Hattori: Tha's wha' I thought.
Vodka: oh dear.