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(( friggin nukawinter showed me the most AMAZING figures ever tonight and I need them terribly and I keep looking at them and gazing with so much lust and love and need and I just omg I am going to die this is going to be the end of me I cannot stop looking at them and pawing at my screen KARO WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME I HAVE THINGS TO DO BESIDES LAMENTING THAT I DON’T HAVE THESE BEAUTIFUL ACTION FIGURES *SOBS* ))

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And Now for a Bedtime Story:

Gab: Once upon a time, there were three little detectives who each had a little house. One built his house of books by Ellery Queen. One build his house of books by Arthur Conan Doyle. And the last built his books from the entire Oxford university library.
Gab: Then, along came the big bad Kaitou Wolf, who stalked up to the Ellery Queen house
Gab: and huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and KICKED OVER THE LITTLE PILE OF BOOKS
Allie Pigion: omfg
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OMFG
Gab: and sent the little Osakan detective running to the next house, where the big bad Kaitou wolf went to next
Gab: KUDO PLEASE YA GOTTA LET ME IN
Gab: OI geez fine
Allie Pigion: oh god
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: So the two detectives hid behind their fortress of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Gab: all of the serial productions and paperbacks hardcovers etc
Gab: But then came Big Bad Kaitou Wolf
Gab: who huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and BODY TACKLED INTO THE HOUSE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
Gab: sending the two detectives SQUEALING for the third house
Allie Pigion: GDI KAITO
Gab: They pounded at the house
Gab: PLEASE HAKUBA LET US IN
Gab: YA GOTTA LET US IN
Gab: Hakuba peeked over the fortified tower of books with an incredulous brow raise
Gab: Hakuba: And why should I let you in~?
Allie Pigion: oh my god
Gab: Shinichi: we’re colleages?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omgggg
Gab: Heiji: ya ya we’re colleagues hakuba!!
Gab: Hakuba: hMmMmM I seem to remember that /you/ didn’t think I DESERVED to be in Japan, Hattori
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): PFT
Gab: Heiji: no! wait I mean c’MON HAKUBA
Gab: Hakuba: And if I remember correctly, YOU thought that Kaitou Kid wasn’t even a challenge and that I was ridiculous for having not caught him yet
Gab: Shinichi: hey we can talk about sherlock holmes hakuba
Allie Pigion: omg hakuba
Gab: Hakuba: Kudou may come in~
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): AHAHA
Gab: Shinichi scrambles in
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): JERK
Gab: Heiji: BUT HAKUBA WHA ‘BOUT ME?!
Gab: Hakuba: admit that I’m great u_u
Gab: Heiji has to think about it
Gab: looking between the fortress and the approaching Kaitou Wolf
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: Hakuba: I’m waiting~
Gab: Heiji: Er Uh
Gab: Heiji: MAYBE YER NOT SO LAME AS I SAID
Gab: Shinichi: geez
Gab: Hakuba: Is that really the best you can do?
Gab: Heiji: PLEASE HAKUBA HE’S COMIN
Gab: Hakuba: HMF An apology would be nice at least
Gab: Heiji: ’M SORRY OKAY ’M SORRY
Gab: Hakuba: oh all right come on in, tea’s almost ready
Gab: so the three detectives drank tea while waiting inside of the fortress of books
Gab: while the big bad kaitou wolf came creeping over
Gab: and he huffed
Gab: and he puffed
Gab: and he poured a several gallons of lighter fluid onto the fortress 
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OH GOD
Allie Pigion: omfgggg
Gab: Shinichi: oi do you smell something?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): retreat to akako’s house
Gab: Hakuba: probably just the scones, I’ll go check
Gab: Heiji: nice place Hakuba’s got here I guess
Gab: Hakuba: IT’S NOT THE SCONES THE WHOLE ENTIRE FORTRESS IS ON FIRE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): goodbye nerds
Gab: Shinichi: why did we think that building a house out of books was a good idea
Allie Pigion: they were very literary minded
Gab: and they all burned to death
Gab: and the Big Bad Kaitou Wolf howled into the night to celebrate his success
Gab: the end <3

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[4:04:03 AM] Gab: Yuki and I were talking about it the other day
[4:04:13 AM] Gab: always in cargo shorts and hiking boots
[4:04:21 AM] Gab: tackling criminals to the ground
[4:04:44 AM] Gab: and explaining in excruciating detail how horrible platypus venom is as he shows them his platypus spur necklace
[4:04:53 AM] Gab: and asks if they’d like to try it or go quietly to the station instead
[4:05:06 AM] Gab: not afraid of anything because australia
[4:06:00 AM] Melkior: Oh god he’s Saxton Hale
[4:06:18 AM] Melkior: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxton_Hale
[4:07:00 AM] Gab: wow
[4:07:04 AM] Gab: except his shorts would be longer
[4:07:05 AM] Gab: and he’d wear a shirt
[4:08:49 AM] Melkior: sometimes
[4:09:51 AM] Gab: ahaha always
[4:09:55 AM] Gab: you don’t want to get a sunburn in australia
[4:09:57 AM] Gab: that’s dangerous
[4:10:27 AM] Melkior: but if you’re badass enough that the SUN KNOWS BETTER
[4:11:11 AM] Gab: Aussieba: DANJA DANJA DANJA
[4:11:19 AM] Gab: are you trying to say “danger”
[4:11:25 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *stern look*
[4:11:26 AM] Gab: nevermind
[4:12:06 AM] Melkior: Gin: -FACINATED-
[4:12:20 AM] Gab: Yuki said that the org would try to recruit him
[4:12:22 AM] Gab: because he is so scary
[4:12:33 AM] Melkior: And then he puts Gin in a headlock.
[4:13:00 AM] Gab: probably
[4:13:26 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and would you get a look at /this/ beaut… dangerous criminal, he is… battle scar here, probably from a sniper rifle…
[4:13:56 AM] Melkior: Gin: -A WILD GIN FORAGES THE KITCHEN FOR ANY LEFTOVER SWEETS…-
[4:15:23 AM] Gab: Aussieba: you can tell that he’s an aggressive criminal by the way he gorges on carbohydrates in his down time… saving enery for when he needs to STRIKE
[4:16:37 AM] Melkior: (( omfg ))
[4:16:47 AM] Melkior: Gin: -Looks up!-
[4:17:28 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and there he’s noticed us observing him in his natural habitat… aw, would you look at that? this one’s expecting a litter…
[4:17:39 AM] Gab: Aussieba: of course that only makes ‘im all the more dangerous
[4:18:31 AM] Melkior: Gin: … -raises a brow- Hey.
[4:18:38 AM] Melkior: (( I’M DIEING. ))
[4:19:09 AM] Gab: Aussieba: I’ll attempt to communicate with him without riling him… wouldn’t want to upset ‘im when he’s not actively being a beast, after all…
[4:19:38 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *clears his throat* Ho there, mate! Out looking for a snack? Looks like you’re eating for two~
[4:21:11 AM] Melkior: Gin: … A-ah. Maybe. I might be. Did you see if there were any leftover biscuits from when they were having tea earlier?
[4:22:06 AM] Gab: Aussieba: I’m afraid I can’t help you there, mate; you’ll have to forrage for yourself. Only the ones with the will to survive do out in the bush, you know
[4:22:48 AM] Melkior: Gin: …. Ah. … Well. -Steals the orange juice from the fridge.-
[4:23:07 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Good idea; get some vitamin C…
[4:23:26 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Spike in your blood sugar, excellent for dealing with high pressure stress…
[4:24:41 AM] Melkior: Gin: Perhaps. (… I..is that why I crave sweets?!) -CAUTIOUSLY DRINKS FROM THE CARTON, KEEPING AN EYE ONT HE AUSSIEBA-
[4:25:46 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *keeps an eye on the Wild Gin…. strategizing plans…*
[4:26:56 AM] Melkior: Gin: -THE WILD GIN SHUDDERS! The orange juice is cold!-
[4:41:57 AM] Melkior: Gin: So who are you? -HES FAMILIAR BUT…-
[4:42:42 AM] Gab: Aussieba: ‘Guru Hakuba, detective and crocodile wrangler.
[4:43:13 AM] Melkior: Gin: I see. (hakuba from ANOTHER DEMENTION!)
[4:43:22 AM] Gab: LOL
[4:43:54 AM] Gab: Aussieba: When I’m on duty, I take criminals like you down before breakfast.
[4:44:08 AM] Gab: Aussieba: And since I’m always on duty, you’re lucky that there are several hours left before breakfast~
[4:44:44 AM] Melkior: Gin: … Oh my.
[4:45:30 AM] Melkior: Gin: At least I’m not doing anything particularly criminal at the moment! <-( He just stole orange juice.)
[4:46:11 AM] Gab: Aussieba: No worries there, mate… I've got a rap sheet for you four kilometers long already~
[4:47:00 AM] Melkior: Gin: …. Oh dear.
[4:47:12 AM] Melkior: (( HE CAN ADD THE ORANGE JUICE TO THAT TOO ))
[4:47:29 AM] Gab: (( THAT HE CAN ))
[4:47:57 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *gets out hunting gun, cleaning it~*
[4:49:48 AM] Melkior: Gin: … That gun looks extreme. What do you plan to use it for?
[4:49:59 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Tranq darts.
[4:51:00 AM] Melkior: Gin: Oh my. .. I don't think there are any elephants or rampaging animals around here though…
[4:52:19 AM] Gab: Aussieba: naw, weren't you listening? I track down the greatest game of all… CRIMINALS
[4:52:34 AM] Melkior: Gin: -he nods!-
[4:52:34 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and crocs, but there aren't any here
[4:52:44 AM] Melkior: Gin: .. Ah, so..
[4:52:59 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *aims the empty gun at Gin* Click~
[4:53:21 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *big, charming smile*
[4:53:23 AM] Melkior: Gin: 8 | -HOLD YOUR POKER FACE.-
[4:53:35 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *returns to cleaning*
[4:53:41 AM] Melkior: Gin: … -ISNT HOLDINT IT WELL ACTUALLY- 8 |;
[4:54:17 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *is pleased by this fact*
[4:56:19 AM] Melkior: Gin: Maybe I should… -scoots back off toward the QUILTY FORT-
[4:58:34 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *watches, still smiling*
[4:59:06 AM] Melkior: Gin: … 8 | -scoots under the quiltynest and bundles back up.-
[4:59:21 AM] Melkior: (( WELL WE FOUND SOMETHING THAT SCARES GIN. ))
[4:59:56 AM] Gab: (( DUN DUN DUN…. LOL LIKE I SAID))
[5:03:26 AM] Melkior: Gin: helpme.