Imagine Ran and Heiji ganging up on you and seducing you. Picture it. Hot osakan booty for the taking and a strong Tokyo lady who could easily top the both of you. Just imagine all the fun you could have with food too. Foodies unite am i right? Even better a kaito and Shinichi join you and it’s one mass orgy think on that.

“…ah, well, you see, as much as I like each individually, I’m not actually one for multiple partners at once. It gets complicated, and I feel that much of the intimacy is lost. In the end, it just seems like one big mess, and people are too easily forgotten and… besides, it seems improbable that any of them would do such a thing… Still, I’m quite embarrassed and uncomfortable imagining it, so I’ll give this an 8.”

loveireandblog:

wodenswolf:

adamusprime:

sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.

Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment

More detail? OK. You’re standing on a roof, watching a white speck fly off. You know it’s a dummy… so where’s the real thief? You get your answer as hands grab you and press you against a wall, lips kissing you fiercely, before you can react. Hands run down your body, removing enough of your clothes so he can stroke and grope bare flesh… shall I continue?

“N-no, that won’t be necessary. Ah, I’ll give that an 8.”

❤ -French-Prince ((I AM TOO LAZY TO LOG OFF RN SO LOL))

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“My rival prince… the other Host King.”

BOLD YOUR CHOICES

Affectionate; 
Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

Sex; 
Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex 

Dates;
Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates 

Would my character…

Marry them? Yes | No 
Have sex on the first date? Yes | No
Confess their attraction first? Yes | No 
Have children/adopt? Yes | No 
Die for your character? Yes | No 
Cheat on your character? Yes | No 
Lie to them? Yes | No 
Cuddle after sex? Yes | No 

[x]

Velia decides to whisper very naughty things to him in Italian and then giggles. “Io voglio che tu abbia sesso con me su questa scrivania e mi tratti come le assegnazioni e me tutta la notte fanno .” [[-cringes because using google translate hopefully the meaning doesn’t get lost]]

Thanks to the magic of google, Hakuba now has a disturbing translation on his phone. He turns to the girl, brows knit, cheeks flushed. “Ahh… pardon?”