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The signs on a bad day

Aries: easily irritated, aggressive, jealous, needs their freedom and space
Taurus: doesn’t give a shit about anything, hard to talk to, stubborn
Gemini: easily depressed, questions everything, insecurity, fickle
Cancer: wants to be alone, uncommunicative, competitive
Leo: criticizes everything, melodramatic, feels alone
Virgo: bad attitude, self-pitying, freaks out easily, very lazy
Libra: manipulative, dishonest, cold, sarcastic, nonchalant
Scorpio: explosive, revengeful, secretive, obsessive
Sagittarius: reckless, sarcastic, flaky, extremely harsh
Capricorn: feeling attacked, bossy, criticizes everyone and everything
Aquarius: too opinionated, wants to be alone, detached, guarded
Pisces: easily frustrated, out of touch with reality, gullible

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why ur sign is still single

aries: moody as fuck
taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food
gemini: not committed enough and never has the time
cancer: too busy crying and watching tv
leo: too needy
virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day
libra: no reason ur perfect
scorpio: trust issues and jealousy
sagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don’t know what you want
capricorn: too dry and serious abut everything
aquarius: too insensitive
pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one

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most obvious shit about the signs

Aries: really energetic and angry
Taurus: super cute and loud
Gemini: excited about everything
Cancer: misunderstood and but the best friends ever
Leo: bossy and cuddly like a teddy bear
Virgo: great listeners that don’t like talking about themselves
Libra: kinda self centered and have a beautiful soul
Scorpio: shy and hot 100% of the time
Sagittarius: the glass is always half full and ready to try new things
Capricorn: they’re the ones that get shit done
Aquarius: smarter than you probably and know more too
Pisces: more selfless than anyone and genuinely cares about everyone

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the signs and relationships

weezerkink:

aries: will drown u with pda

taurus: loyal as heck 

gemini: appreciates long hugs and likes to tease 

cancer: will love u till the end of time

leo: plays with ur hair a lot but will get mad if u touch theirs 

virgo: probably secretly planned out ur wedding 

libra: make-out sessions x1000000

scorpio: lots of gr8 sex 

sagittarius: lots of “i love you more” fights

capricorn: likes holding hands 

aquarius: no

pisces: clingy af 

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astrological signs in love

aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship… but hey at least it’s interesting
taurus: likes to pretend they’re so heartless that they don’t even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time
gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love
cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat
leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it’s cute
virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.
libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)
scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple “serious” relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they’re in love w their gross best friend… but in a cute way
sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection
capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, “JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE”, terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)
aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? 🙂 !! ? 🙁
pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love’s glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan

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Reassurance for the Zodiac

Aries: You are scared to let your walls fall down, but you are strong. You needn’t hide in a shell. Take your time.
Taurus: You are secure. You are okay.
Gemini: Your emotions are valid. You need not bury them for other people’s comfort. Your needs are important too.
Cancer: You’re not a burden. To anyone. Your sensitivity is not a flaw.
Leo: You are cared about. You are needed. You are loved.
Virgo: One is their own biggest critic, but I assure you you’re doing great.
Libra: You’re lovely. Inside and out.
Scorpio: You are safe. Your thoughts are your own.
Sagittarius: You can communicate your needs. You’re understood.
Capricorn: You are not a failure.
Aquarius: You are ruled by the head, but your heart is always in the right place.
Pisces: You are creative. You make magic in your own life and those of others.