Capricorn: Capricorn will isolate themselves and get super defensive. They might even be in denial that anything is wrong until they hit rock bottom. Capricorn is prone to depression.
Aquarius: Aquarius will be very short with everyone and they will randomly snap at loved ones for no apparent reason.
Pisces: Pisces will sometimes go into a complete delusional state. Anyone who disagrees with them just “doesn’t understand.”
Aries:Aries will get aggressive and will snap pretty much unprovoked. Aries will want to be around people, but people wont want to be around them.
Taurus: Taurus will project their depression into others and try to take care of them.
Gemini: Gemini will just try to stay busy until it passes.
Cancer: Cancer never underestimates the importance of comfort food, a good cry, and the support of friends and family.
Leo: Leo will have a pity party. Maybe literally. They’ll just throw a big party to cheer themselves up.
Virgo: Virgo will convince themselves that their feelings are irrational and try not to think about it too much.
Libra: Libra will try to be around people as much as they can and get out their house. A change of scenery or a beautiful experience is usually the solution for Libras.
Scorpio: Scorpio will purposely immerse themselves in their negativity until it destroys them, so that they can learn from the experience and return stronger.
Sagittarius: Sag will never tell you they are upset. They will find little ways to cheer up, and they wont dwell on sadness for long.
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How to love the signs:
Aries: Give plenty of reassurance even if they act like they don’t need it, make a point to gently pry even if they say they don’t want to talk about it, and always remember there is more sensitivity underneath an Aries than is shown. Encourage their dreams but keep them grounded, take them on adventures, and never take their romantic and chivalrous gestures for granted.
Taurus: Be loyal and dedicated, show them you won’t give up without a fight. Let them win the argument every now and again, to keep the peace. Never make a promise you cannot keep, show up when you say you will, and be reliable. Encourage them to express their discontent healthily, push past their comfort zone, and respect their strong opinions when you disagree.
Gemini: Don’t get impatient with their distractibility, always make time for a really great conversation, and be understanding during the times that they’re moody. Help them move past their insecurities, tell them that its not their job to please everyone, and always ask how their day was. Let them have some space but never let them be lonely.
Cancer: Listen to all the stories of their past, but be patient when they don’t want to tell them just yet. Speak the truth and don’t deceive, take them on romantic dates, and fill their ears with sweet words. Show them the optimistic side, never dwell on their flaws, and react gently. Give them the kind of loyalty they give you, be in it for the long haul, don’t run when it gets rough.
Leo: Build up their delicate ego, take pride in their accomplishments, be a part of their grandiose dreams. Tune into their softer and more sensitive side, and let them shine. Never call them out in public, give them time to cool down when they’re upset. Be concerned with their feelings, and don’t fall for them saying they’re fine if you know otherwise.
Virgo: Respect their private space, help calm them down when they’re feeling anxious, and even if you think its silly, let them do things in their way and have their particular routines. Appreciate their helpfulness, return their great loyalty, and don’t rush them; give them time to think things through. Be empathetic and understanding, allow them to open up slowly, and move at their pace.
Libra: Indulge their romantic side, go out in nature with them, enjoy the simple things in life. Write them a love letter, have a deep discussion, support their decisions and feed their confidence. Treat them the way you would want to be treated, don’t be overly critical, and make a point to accept them for who they are. Be open to their crazy plans and openly exchange idea’s.
Scorpio: Defend them and brag about them in public, do them little favors that make their life easier, and always try to show initiative and consideration. Don’t push them if they say they need space, and be there in the moments that they don’t. Encourage them to express themselves and not hold things in, and don’t ever betray their trust. Protect their secrets with your life.
Sagittarius: Be their partner in crime, let them explore everything. Don’t try to confine them, let them ramble about their thoughts and idea’s, always return their honesty. Don’t try to tarnish their optimism, push them to work hard to achieve their dreams. Make them laugh, be spontaneous, accept their quirks and be open to their unconventional way of seeing things in life.
Capricorn: Be trustworthy, consistent, and never flakey. Don’t let them get away with not talking about how they feel, prompt them to express their emotions more often. Be their biggest supporter when it comes to their goals and always make sure they make time for fun and its not all work. Let them have their private time every so often, and help them to de-stress and relax.
Aquarius: Be open to their advice, let them talk about their interests, be down for spontaneous adventures as well as cozy nights at home. Have a debate with them, become well versed in the things they are passionate about, and take up a hobby together. Always respect their space, let them have some independence. Be their best friend above all else.
Pisces: Listen to them talk about their fantasies and crazy dreams, reassure them, and always be genuine- don’t mislead. Be very affectionate, and never sweep feelings under the rug. Don’t let them get away with laziness, be kind and gentle in your words, and don’t abandon them. Encourage them no to people please and don’t disregard their intuition.
the signs in middle school
Aries: awkward nerd
Taurus: super popular
Gemini: star of the cross country team
Cancer: king of the nerds
Leo: always in trouble with the principal
Virgo: Let me tell you something about a Virgo. We were best friends in middle school. I know right, it’s sooo embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana—and the Virgo was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow them off to hang out with Kyle, they’d be like “Why didn’t you call me back?!” and I’d be like, “Uh, why are you so obsessed with me?” So then for my birthday party, which was an Pisces pool party, I was like, “I can’t invite you because I think you’re a Virgo!” I mean, I couldn’t have a Virgo at my party! There were going to be Pisces there in their bathing suits! I mean right, she was a Virgo! So then their mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then they dropped out of school ‘cause no one would talk to them and they came back in the fall for high school and their hair was all cut off and they were totally weird and now I guess they’re on crack
Libra: had a good time in general
Scorpio: switched from band to choir
Sagittarius: never did their homework
Capricorn: made really cool science projects
Aquarius: founded Rome
Pisces: murdered the janitor
Aries —
ripping off the band-aid, waking through a forest, being center stage, police sirens, fingernails tapping against a desk, boiling water, a sunflower field.Taurus —
chocolate melting, the ticking sound of a clock, blanket forts, sliding across a wooden floor in your socks, using sticks as swords, sunsets from the hood of a car.Gemini —
the scent that follows after you blow out a candle, how handwriting is like a voice, your first visit to a haunted house, a rigid spine, the sound of crunching leaves, church bells.Cancer —
holding hands in a hospital, lemonade on the hottest day of the year, a psychic’s parlor, sage & lavender & vanilla, hot air balloon ride over the city, windmills.Leo —
city life at night, an acid trip, paint splattered at the wall, bubblegum, a one-way ticket, broken mirrors.Virgo —
fireflies in the summer, back of the class, pacing & the click clack of high heels, bleach, waves crashing, sun kissed skin.Libra —
when the couple says “i do”, lucky charms, bonfires, finger painting, blowing kisses, ballet shows, sugar on the tip of your tongue, outstretched palms in the wrong direction.Scorpio —
being stuck at the top of a ferris wheel, wind in your hair during a midnight car ride at 100 mph, skin on skin, magnets on the refrigerator, a ceiling fan in the dead of night, sticky notes, foxes in the bushes.Sagittarius —
jet lag, a wolf howling, bad puns, five star restaurants, burning your tongue, chipped nail polish, walking barefoot through the mud, treehouses.Capricorn —
a loaded gun, the first snow fall of the year when everything is still and silent, the first breath after a panic attack, sun showers, the dreamy state when you’re running on no sleep, candyland, breaking through the surface.Aquarius —
cracking open a fortune cookie, city lights in the rain, scissors & wrapping paper, bats in caves, sneaking out for the first time, watching the sunrise with your best friends, a wildflower breaking through the cracks of a sidewalk.Pisces —
a canoe on the lake at dawn, windchimes, spring, hundred year old trees, jazz music & feather boas, dream journals, glitter eyeshadow, art museums.
EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS
Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
Leo Reality: Emo lion
Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
Aquarius Expectation: God
Aquarius Reality: Still God
Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty
Can we stop acting like depression is all sad poems and love songs? Depression is being tired without doing anything, it’s not being able to eat when you haven’t eaten all day, it’s feeling guilty of things that aren’t your fault, it’s blocking everyone out because you don’t know anything else, it’s just hazy and weird and dark it’s not sad in a good way it’s not about being sad all the time it’s ups and downs and it’s a fucking mess.
ARIES
you’re brave and insightful and rash
no one can take that away from you
they don’t have the right
and they never willTAURUS
you’ll exist until the bitter end
stubborn and a survivor
there is nothing in this world that can bring you down
but yourselfGEMINI
you are a storm disguised as a cloudy evening
the comedic and tragic masks of theater
in a universe where the inhabitants are boring
you are a bright lightCANCER
i’m sorry for the rupture
in your peaceful, loving home
i’m sorry for the shattering of a safe world
i’m proud that you are the only one strong enough to put it back together nowLEO
your exuberance is legendary
be aware
be alive
they cannot steal your radianceVIRGO
a keen mind
lovely lips forming words of holy prayers to peace
you were robbed
but they cannot take your grace, my loveLIBRA
you tried your best
you are not bad for doing what it right to recover
you deserve it
you need help as much as everyone else doesSCORPIO
silent as a statue
you bear it all with stoic, strong shoulders
it is okay to cry
recovery is not weaknessSAGITTARIUS
i trust your poetry and drive
i trust your strength and capability
one day there will be a time for you to trust that too
just waitCAPRICORN
after a lifetime of shouldering other people’s problems
know that that is a good thing
but self-care is a good thing too
and there is a peace in balanceAQUARIUS
let your sympathy go
they don’t deserve it after what they did to you
you can make yourself the priority know
i give you permissionPISCES
it is not your fault
you were not weak or stupid
you have a big heart
and I’m proud of you for it
sleepover: zodiac edition
Sagittarius: IS ANYONE awake
Virgo: *glares* yes, thanks alot.
Libra: SHH I need at least 10 hours of my beauty sleep
Aquarius: what is the meaning of life
Capricorn: dude shut up
Cancer: you guys please be quiet my mom’s gonna hear us
Pisces: turn the lights on. I can’t find Gemini!
Gemini: I am under the bed.
Leo: What the actual f-
Aries: that sounds fun! *gets under the bed*
Taurus: okay but can we go back to sleep?
Scorpio (outside, peeping through the window): be silent.
The Signs As Mythical Creatures
Aries: dragon (fiery, assertive, domineering)
Taurus: forest fairy (earthy, loving, creative)
Gemini: shapeshifter (ability to change form / mindset suddenly)
Cancer: werewolf (ruled by the moon, pack-mentality, loyal)
Leo: phoenix (associated with the sun, fire and royalty)
Virgo: unicorn (symbol of purity and grace, helpful / healers)
Libra: angel (values peace and harmony, loving)
Scorpio: vampire (dark, passionate, intense)
Sagittarius: centaur (strong, adventurous)
Capricorn: goblin (serious, methodical, mischievous, ambitious)
Aquarius: witch (inventive, rebellious, original)
Pisces: mermaid (dreamy, ethereal, water / fish sign)
Things People Don’t Know About the Signs
Aries: has a lot of doubts and insecurities caused by pressure they put on themselves to succeed
Taurus: gets nervous about any change in their life because they fear the unknown and other things they’re not use to
Gemini: hides how moody they’re actually feeling because they want everyone to think they’re always happy and okay
Cancer: has a really hard time trusting people
Leo: needs to be needed 24/7
Virgo: needs to feel appreciated for all the things they do
Libra: has a hard time saying ‘no’ to people
Scorpio: has a fear of failure
Sagittarius: easily hurt by selfish actions of others
Capricorn: constantly questions their self worth
Aquarius: lowkey wonders if people actually accept them for who they are
Pisces: always tries to escape/avoid a conflicting situation instead of confronting it