Have any of your fangirls ever asked you to father their kids?

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“Yes, yes they have, which is always an awkward thing because it seems that the more someone throws themselves at me, the less interested I am. Life is funny that way. My poor, naive fangirls. I adore them, don’t get me wrong, and their support is appreciated immensely, but I will not give in to their ideas of fancy.”

"Now, those who are secretly my fangirl or boy, on the other hand…”