//*cries* Poor Hakubaaaaaaa. *hugs* it will be alright…
“…Hakuba.” Kaito states, not knowing what else to do.
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Ask my character two personal questions. They will answer one.
“That’s… oh, Kaitou-san!"
… cue Hakuba clinging and crying.
This part, though..
"You stupid detective! You said you were going to catch KID didn’t you? You don’t know who he is yet do you?”
ow..
ow ow ow
owwww ow okfdslg.
My muse falls asleep beside you and does not awaken, having passed away in their sleep. Tell me your muses reaction.
((Prepare thyselves for the FEELS TRAIN.))
Will somebody please torture my muse with random uncomfortable questions for my own entertainment? Thanks.
(Meme) I love you.
“Ah, Yamashita-chan… I appreciate the sentiments, believe me I do, but am unfortunately unable to return them. After all, I barely know you and, well… to be honest, I’m… ah, already interested in someone else. Please understand that it’s nothing personal, and that I wish you the best of luck in your en devours.”
"…I’m also fairly certain that I haven’t reblogged this meme recently, but I suppose that’s neither here nor there."
✧*:･ﾟSend me one! ✧*:･ﾟ
(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ — SENPAI
(ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ— I love your blog
(●﹏●✿) — I don’t talk to you, but
stalkenjoying your blog from a distance( ╹◡╹) — Want to be friends
(¬_¬) — Hate/Jealous of you/blog
(✖╭╮✖) — Dead to me
(≧▽≦) — You give me feels
(●ω●✿) — A starter, maybe?
lust, pride, envy
Lust: a headcanon about your character’s romantic and/or sexual life
I’ve mentioned it in passing before (so very vaguely), but Hakuba is somewhat terrified of being on the receiving end of oral. Actually, too much sexual focus/attention on him at all is likely to trigger an anxiety attack. He prefers to be giving, in control, or at least taking turns/mutually participating in the hot makeouts+. I guess that’d be an effective way to torture him, though… yikes. Sexy to sobbing mess in about 45 seconds. Attempts to please him are typically deferred and redirected.
Pride: a headcanon about something your character is a bit cocky about
Being able to travel so often has given Hakuba the idea that he’s somehow more sophisticated and cultured than his colleagues. It’s not unusual for him to flaunt his international knowledge, or boast about the more interesting, exotic cases that he’s worked on.
Envy: a headcanon about your character’s secret desires and jealousies
Hakuba is genuinely jealous that Conan is the detective thought of, first, for being close to capturing Kaitou KID. Granted, Hakuba’s not even trying very hard these days, given his personal feelings, but it still drives him crazy. After all, he was the first teen detective to show up and make the police force look like absolute fools. Then along came Kudou, who is arguably the best of the best (being the main character probably helps this some), and forced KID to raise the stakes. Even now as Conan, it’s been said that no one has given Kaitou as much of a challenge.
So as much as he admires his senpai, he’s terribly envious of him, too. Especially since Shinichi and Conan both make it look so easy. Bastards.
Hakuba/Akako of course
Mun’s Theories:
who cooks normally?: Hakuba, happy to play as her servant. Probably went to a lot of effort to learn a bunch of vegetarian dishes (because I love koizumiakako’s take on that). He probably loves when she insists, though.
how often do they fight?: Lots of constant bickering, I like to think of it as birds chattering at each other. Endless teasing and banter. But I think they kind of like it.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Think about how to win the heart of Kuroba Kaito. Oh, and, like… work and make potions and stuff.
nicknames for each other?: ‘M’eudail’ or ‘White Knight’ (teasing) for Hakuba, and ‘Lever du soleil’ for Akako.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Hakuba. He loves to treat, spoil, and serve.
who steals the covers at night?: I’m gonna say Akako on this one. (Why doesn’t Hakuba ever steal the covers? Hakuba, you are not perfect, stop pretending.)
what would they get each other for gifts?: …books. Charms. Clothes. They go shopping together a lot and Hakuba is happy to spend money on her (and himself).
who remembers things?: They both do, but it’s a guessing game of what events will be considered important or not. With set appointments/dates, though, they are always punctual and dependable.
who cusses more?: Hakuba, usually out of frustration at himself for getting worked up over his insecurities. Starts rambling and then can’t shut up and then- yeah.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: He apologizes repeatedly, regardless of what happened or who was at fault, does what he can to pamper. I suspect that Akako does the same only without the apologies. Maybe acts a little put out about it but… I think she would reassure him.
who kissed who first?: Hakuba kissed her first after asking permission. He was terribly nervous.
who made the first move?: Akako, this time, impatient with Hakuba’s inability to man up. Ahahaha.
who started the relationship?: Hakuba, once it was clear that things were all right to (and had received many direct hints and orders on the subject), asked her to go out with him. Which he might have done anyway, eventually, even without the LOVE SPELL THAT SHE CAST ON HIM.
Hakuba’s Thoughts:
“Koizumi-san is both beautiful and dangerous. A relationship with her would be difficult to maintain if only because of the careful balance needed to keep things tipped on the positive side of the scale. When things are good, they’re very good— even after the breakup. When things were/are bad, however… well, I won’t go into detail, but rest-assured I’ve spent more than a few nights crying over her. I’m pleased that we’ve become friends again… I can only hope that this continues, wherever it leads.”
Hakuba/Kaitou KID (Phantom-theif-kid)
Mun’s Theories:
who cooks normally?: I’m gonna say that KID lets Hakuba cook because he wants Hakuba to feel useful.
how often do they fight?: There’s probably lots of minor disagreements that are worked out easily enough (usually it’s ‘Hakuba, stop FREAKING OUT’ ‘I DON’T KNOW HOW’), and then a larger argument when one of them does something dangerous.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Socialize, read, work… Hakuba texts all the time, though.
nicknames for each other?: ’Mon cher voleur’ for Kaito, ‘Dear Detective’ for Hakuba.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Hakuba tries. KID insists that he can take care of his own, too, though… so they probably go back and forth.
who steals the covers at night?: KID. Which makes Hakuba curl up close to him.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Books, magic trick stuff, little knick knacks, tokens of affection.
who remembers things?: They’re both pretty good at remembering things, at least the important stuff. They overlap, and because Hakuba tries to not seem too needy, doesn’t mention things like anniversaries and birthdays.. and since Hakuba doesn’t mention them, KID assumes that Hakuba doesn’t care about them…
who cusses more?: Hakuba. And it’s usually ‘GOD DAMMIT KID WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE SHOT?! SHIT!”
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Force the fretting aside, quickly and carefully attend to wounds and after care. They’re both very concerned about each other’s well-being.
who kissed who first?: KID totally kissed Hakuba first. On a rooftop. It was surprising and romantic.
who made the first move?: KID did because Hakuba is a complete wuss.
who started the relationship?: UHMMM… I think Hakuba finally breaks down in this one, too… corners him, asks him for a straight answer, no more riddles and puzzles and all of that jazz. But I imagine it’s always going to be “complicated.”
Hakuba’s Thoughts:
“I’d be very lucky to be in a relationship with KID.”