rpmememaker:

1. “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.”
2. “He bangs his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.”
3. “I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
4. “Fasten your seatbelts, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.”
5. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”
6. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
7. “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
8. “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
9. “You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth!”
10. “Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!”
11. “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
12. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
13. “If you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
14. “Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.”
15. “It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”
16. “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
17. “There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”
18. “What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
19. “And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.”
20. Wild card- a phrase of your choosing!