As Hakuba furiously adds items to his list of reasons to absolutely loathe Hattori Heiji…
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“He’s a bit broader an’ I’m a bit taller. So some’a them might be a bit loose.”I’m sure we can find something that fits
Because of all that Kendo you do, I’m sure there has to be at least one thing that fits
and you’re only taller by 2cm, it’s not much
“Doesn’t matter. Come over. Try them all on, anyway.”
“Still don’t really care fer suits. But if ya want, I guess.”Heiji you are the nicest and the best ever
But at least it’s not, you know, the full thing?
I mean, seeing you wearing a button-up and nice pants is more than enough
Compared to the usual clothes you wear
Change of pace is good
…
Let’s borrow some from Hakuba now
You guys fit each other’s sizes..I think /shot
“…despite my better judgment I will say yes to that. Yes. Very yes. Hattori-san, come over and try on everything in my closet. Right now.”
meitanteiosaka replied to your post: “Man it’s hot in here,” Heiji said, removing his shirt. It’d take a while for maintenance to fix the elevator, so removing layers in the meantime would help stave off heat exhaustion.
“…How th’ hell do ya expect ta get sunburned in a freakin’ indoor elevator?”
“Shhhh… SHHHHHHH! You’re FREAKING ME OUT!”
“Man it’s hot in here,” Heiji said, removing his shirt. It’d take a while for maintenance to fix the elevator, so removing layers in the meantime would help stave off heat exhaustion.
God, no, not this again… why are we always in an elevator?
“Ahah… yes, it is, but you know, you should keep your clothes on… wouldn’t want to get… sunburned… or anything…”
*buries you in ✖s and ✿s*
“If you’re not careful, I’ll start to think that you have a crush on me, Hattori-san…”
MAMMA BEAR / MOTHER HEN – Premiering This Fall!
Heiji!Mun: and I just like the idea of Heiji being friends with everyone
mama bear Heiji
Haku!Mun: one day
Mama Bear Hattori and Mother Hen Hakuba should team up
and take care of ALL OF THE PEOPLE
Heiji!Mun: YES
Haku!Mun: they can wear nurse hats
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: no
Heiji!Mun: well that was fast :
Haku!Mun: LOL
okay okay fine no nurse hats?
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: no nurse hats
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: I’m keepin’ my own
Haku!Mun: but you’ll still team up to take care of everyone
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: yeah sure
Haku!Mun: okay good, it’s a go
Kai!Mun: Zed puts a nurse hat on top of Heiji’s cap
Haku!Mun: this is our new tv show
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: I swear, most’v these guys don’ know how ta take care’a themselves
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: I know right?!
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: …gods dammit Kuroba
Haku!Mun: BEAR AND HEN
or hmmm
Kai!Mun: Kaito: ^_^
Haku!Mun: MAMMA BEAR / MOTHER HEN – new episodes on Tuesdays at 8pm central
Heiji!Mun: omfg
Haku!Mun: it’ll be a documentary style show
Heiji!Mun: it’s the Heiji and Saguru show
Haku!Mun: following them on their adventures
Kai!Mun: “Can I harrass them to make the show interesting?”
Haku!Mun: emotional breakdowns when they lose a patient
yeah
Kaito can show up once in a while as a special consultant
“I think we’re going to have to call Kuroba-san in on this one…”
“The only cure for this heartbreak is laughter and HE’S THE MAN FOR THE JOB!”
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: what? how do we ‘lose’ a patient?!
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: They die, clearly.
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: WHO WAS IT
Kai!Mun: Kaito: When you bore them to death.
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: WHO DID IT
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: I dunno, some murderer did it
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: GRAWR
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: WE’RE NOT BORING. There is plenty of chemistry here!
Kai!Mun: You’re the detectives. Shouldn’t you figure out the murderer?
Heiji!Mun: mama bear mode activate!
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: Well yes… and we will.. and oh no Hattori stop
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Heiji!Mun: XD;
Haku!Mun: buy these paper towels they are great!
now available in flower pattern
Heiji!Mun: when they come back they are fighting in the crime scene about evidence and what happened
Haku!Mun: yeah
exactly
and Hakuba walks past the camera all angry “I can’t work like this”
Kai!Mun: And Kaito’s smirking. “Yep. /Chemistry./”
Hate Date in Osaka
“Nah, I’ve got other things ta do.” Routine patrols, heading down to the station to see if any crimes needed solving, maybe hang with Kazuha…Those sorts of things. And Hakuba was only interested in the library, not sight-seeing, so it wasn’t like there was a need to keep him company.
“S’not a problem. Ya just remember what I said, yeah?” He took Hakuba’s hand, not in a crushing grip, but still firm, and shook it. It felt good to part on better circumstances, especially considering the last time they’d seen each other. “Ya take care now, hear?“
After shaking Heiji’s hand, Hakuba pulled back from the contact, and offered a genuine smile. There were still so many issues that they had between them, but somehow they’d managed to get through lunch with only one major mishap. Incredible.
The foreign detective nodded his thanks again before turning to head toward the train station as directed. "I’ll remember and, thank you, Hattori-san… I hope that you’ll do the same.”
Hate Date in Osaka
“Helps on a few,” he admitted. “Don’t run inta many people who speak th’ language, though. An’ since I work local, ain’t many cases where it’s necessary.“
The conversation was pretty much over after that. The restaurant owner couldn’t think of a reply to all that information, and looked somewhat stunned at the knowledge one of his regulars possessed. Heiji continued to drink his tea, slowing his pace so that he’d finish at the same time as Hakuba. He then pulled out his wallet and paid for his own meal, just as he’d promised, before saying goodbye and slipping outside to wait for the Brit.
"So, didja still need help ta find th’ library, or d’ya remember how ta get there?”
After thanking the owner and paying his dues, Hakuba caught up with Heiji. He hummed thoughtfully, whisking his mobile from his pocket, and pulled up a navigation application. “I believe that I can get there from here on my own, between this and your earlier instructions…” he answered honestly, then looked back at the Osakan.
“You’re welcome to come with me if you like, but I worry that I’ve already taken up far too much of your time, Hattori-san… Thank you, again, for helping me out and, ah… letting me yell a bit."
Sheepish, but pleasant enough, Hakuba extended his hand for a gentleman’s handshake. Without even waiting to see if Heiji wanted to go with him.
Hate Date in Osaka
Oh, so he wanted to switch back to Japanese? Well, that was fine with him, and Katsura-han might be interested, too. “TV an’ radio, pretty much. Mostly news. There’re a lotta fun American movies an’ programs out there, an’ I jus’ kept studyin’ ‘til I not only could understand ‘em, but recite ‘em an’ know what I was sayin’. Readin’s a different story.“ He chuckled fondly at the memory. “Picked up an Ellery Queen book at th’ library an’ fell in love. Got th’ English versions an’ didn’t stop ‘til I could understand those, too.” He dropped his chin on his hand, thinking. “Was also when I decided ta be a detective, instead’v a cop, come ta think’v it.“ Yes, that was definitely one of his, if not the most, defining moments in his childhood. He owed a lot to Ellery Queen, another reason why he defended the author duo above Conan Doyle.
"S’a tough language ta learn,” he admitted. “A lotta th’ letters don’t have a set pronunciation, so s’almost like ya have ta speak a word ‘fore ya can read it.“ Well, he learned how to speak the language before reading, so it was easy for him to match up written words with what he knew. It might work differently for other people. And it wasn’t like he had to know the pronunciation of a word, but he was a bit of a perfectionist and needed to know both definition and pronunciation. He’d had to extensively study the dictionary and memorize the International Phonetic Alphabet in order to do that, but at least his knowledge of the IPA helped with other languages.
Th-that… That was adorable. Even Hakuba couldn’t deny it. It made the smile on the foreign detective’s face decidedly fond.
"I’m impressed,” Hakuba said, continuing on in Japanese. “That’s quite the story. You’re rather good at it, Hattori-san. You could easily be an interpreter.” He chuckled after that, because he knew very well that that was not Heiji’s chosen career path, and amended his statement. “I’m certain that it helps on cases. Being fluent in both has certainly helped me, at any rate."
He picked up his own tea and drank from it, deciding to stop while he was ahead and let the locals converse while he listened. Bulldozing Katsura-san would undo all of the repair they’d started.