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“Ahaha…” So the jig was up. Ah well. “S’jus’ fun seein’ ya all flustered.” Well, it’d also been a bit of a dare, but he didn’t think that was worth mentioning. “An’ ya did get pretty flustered fer a while there, so I’ll call it a success.”

“And just why did you want to see me flustered? Is there something that you’re not telling me, Hattori? You do seem to be rather preoccupied with me. Borderline obsessed. Is it our rivalry? Is it something else? I really can’t be certain… But you’re very obnoxious. It’s making it difficult to concentrate on this essay about your finer qualities." 

Heiji was having such a hard time not breaking down laughing. This had turned out even better than he’d initially thought. “Well, can’t say I remember /everythin’./ After all, I had a lot ta drink too.” A snicker almost broke through at the flat lie.

“Oh, I’m certain that you did… That would explain why you’re not able to lie even passably. Hattori, is there any particular reason why you thought it would be a good idea to fabricate such a story to tease me with~? Is there… any particular outcome that you were hoping to get? Something that would, ah, please you enough to make it worth yours and Kaitou-san’s time, not to mention my own~? Are you satisfied with your little trick?”

“Generally, compliments don’t come with anythin’ negative. Pick one’r th’ other.”

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“Stop fighting, you two.” Unfortunately, he was still a shrimp, so he couldn’t intervene if things got out of hand.

“We weren’t fighting! And it was supposed to be balanced; both the good and the bad. Did anyone actually read my soapbox? I’m beginning to feel like I write essays and articles for an empty audience. I don’t write these detailed reports for my health, you know!”

“Fine, fine; I will spare some time this evening to write a piece on Hattori’s merits. All glowing positives. Perhaps that sooth the savage beast  talented Osakan detective.”

*folds arms* “Yer reeeeally gratin’ on my nerves, Hakuba.”

“Did you even read the compliments that I offered to you, both in this post and in the aforementioned soapbox discussion? Honestly, Hattori, it’s almost as if you are looking for the negatives and are unwilling to accept the fact that while I am critical, I am also complimentary – when it’s deserved. I’m not going to apologize if you haven’t earned the reassurance that you seek." 

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Goodbye

“God damn you can’t even answer your phone, Hattori?!" Hakuba’s voice, clearly frustrated, strained. “What would you like me to do now?

Silence on the line, aside from the detective’s breathing, before he was answered with a gruff and muffled male voice.

“Proceed.” 

"Ha… certainly.” Bitter, hard. Angry. “Hattori, I’m to tell you to pass a message along to my dear daddy and the rest of the boys on the for- ah, fine, FINE, stop-”

Muffled clatter. A ragged, broken gasp from the detective. 

Silence. One… two…. three…

“Hattori.” Quieter, calmer. Broken. “The Superintendent General needs to know that if he wants to see me again that he’s to wait next to Hachikō…” He coughed, then released a shuddering breath. And then, in English, quickly. “Don’t let him leave the house. They’re going to intercept at- ahgh!”

The definitive sound of gunfire. Four shots in total. More muffled, shifting sounds. The thud of something heavy hitting the ground.

"Tomorrow evening…” The previous male voice said into the phone. “Seven o’clock sharp. If he wants the body in one piece.”

Click.

wow

You are my;;
[x] Acquaintance 
[x] Friend (???)
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[x] Enemy (ha ha, I’m kidding. Maybe.)
[] Nemesis
[x] Other – Colleague 

I think you’re;;
[] Ugly
[x] Ok
[] Pretty
[x] Beautiful Handsome
[] Gorgeous
[x] Sexy
[x] Hot

We should;;
[x] Fight
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love 
[x] Text
[x] Watch films (Do you like Jackie Chan? I must confess that I’m a huge fan of his films.)

I;;
[x] Like You (well enough, anyway)
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[x] Think you’re …rather obnoxious, but we’re working on that.

I secretly;;
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[x] Think You’re …a fairly good detective

Should you reblog this?
[] Yes
[x] No (because you ALREADY DID)

A Public Apology

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“Earlier today I pulled a gun on two of my friends in an attempt to scare them. The gun wasn’t loaded; it was completely empty. Regardless, I did have a firearm on my person without the proper permit, and I did aim it at a person in a threatening manner. While it was supposed to be a joke, it was improper, inappropriate, and illegal. 

"I’ve been thinking about it all day and I am deeply ashamed of my gross misconduct, and would like to offer everyone an apology. I’m very sorry that I allowed myself to do something so irrational and brutish. 

"Please do not use my actions as an example of what is appropriate. Guns are not toys, they are weapons. They should be used for protection and defense, not jokes. Not to make a point. 

"I never thought that I would have to be making one of these speeches but, again, no one is infallible… I only hope that you’re all able to forgive me, in time, and trust that I will not repeat this mistake.

"And to the two individuals in particular who were involved: please, please accept my sincerest apology for my actions earlier today. If there’s anything that I can do to set it right, do let me know.

"Thank you.”

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((ooc: for the record, the real reason why he used a gun was because I have 2 icons for it and I thought it would be funny and shocking… which it was! and certainly worked as a the requested ‘intervention’ – but now Hakuba has a complex over it. Oops. He would never do this in character/in serial rp, just fyi.))