☀ (ALL OF THE MEMES)

magickaitou1412:

Kaito was sitting/balancing crosslegged on the backrest of the sofa in his hotel suite, a bowl of breakfast cereal in his left, spooning a big spoon full of cereal into his mouth with the other. He loved it when the stuff was still crunchy, so he was chewing happily, listening to the loud crunches it made.

Today he was not wearing any disguises, so it was his plain, pale face with light blue eyes looking down at the stranger. He had taken a shower earlier and hadn’t bothered to comb just yet, so his dark brown hair was even more of a mess than it usually was.

The stranger on his sofa had been stripped of his shoes, jacket and pullover, hauled onto the sofa and covered with a wool blanket. He was blond, tall and when Kaito had picked him up late at night, completely drunk.The thief had been casing a joint, a gallery, wearing the guise of a young woman and on his way home he’d been harrassed by two guys that were more than a little tipsy and this one had tried to interfere. The other two had taken off quickly after he stepped on one of their toes hard enough and accidentally ellbowed the other in his solar plexus. Drunk blondie though, was ready to fall over all by himself and babbling in a mix of Japanese and English. That had somehow made him curious, so he took him along to his hotel room and let him sleep it off on the couch.

Morning had come and given him enough time to frisk through the blonds stuff. Wallet, keys, two handkerchiefs, condoms, cigaretts and lighter all normal so far, but the notebook and pen, gloves, evidence bags, zipties and handcuffs – that was screaming law enforcement. Particularly interesting he had found the old pocket watch, a very nice piece, not that much value, but very well cared for. The hunting knive was a little unique, too, good quality judging by how well it worked when he’d cut an apple with it.

The stranger was stirring, so he must be waking up. Grinning widely he leaned a little forward, watching the strangers face. “Morning, sunshine!”

Morning? Sunshine?

The headache that permeated Hakuba’s thoughts was not at all conducive to parsing the meaning of those two, far-too-cheerful words, but his other senses were working in the absence of his mind. Hotel room, judging by the state of the nearby linens and the state of the couch that he was pressed upon. The fabric, too; cheap, easily cleaned, but comfortable enough. 

He swallowed hard, groaning despite his best efforts, and pushed himself up just enough to lift his head, finding himself staring face to face with… who…? 

Shuddering, Hakuba laid his head back down and rubbed the side of his face with a hand, squinting up at the nearby stranger. “Ah…” he mumbled, struggling to get his thoughts together. He vaguely remembered a woman in need of help, but how did he get…? 

“Pardon, you are…?" 

TMI~

magickaitou1412:

“Haku-chan!” Grinning almost impossibly wide, the thief stumbled out of the treatment room, where his shoulder had been checked and the cut on his temple had been sewn. His left shoulder had been fixed in place with a brace and his temple was decorated by steri strips. But he didn’t seem to care.

Looping his free arm around the blonde’s neck, half his weight was also transferred over, which seemed to make him a little more steady on his feet. “I’ve missed you, Haku-chan! The doctors were prodding me all over! That was not nice!” For a moment he pouted, but quickly grinned again, and looked up unfocussed.

“They were weighing me with the clothes when I came in and I was still wearing my special belt.” He let go again, to open up the black belt he was wearing and slid it out of the trousers and held it up. Its material was rather thick, mainly because it was filled with little lead plates. “So I think the morphine shot was messed up.” He snickered and used the Halfbrit as support, again.

“Can you get me home? The world’s a little wobbly.” For another moment he looked disoriented, but shook it off quickly. Instead he was sniffing curiously now. “Haku-chan? You’re smoking too much. Your breath stinks. You don’t get people to kiss you that way. I wouldn’t.”

It amused him almost as much as it was concerning that the dosage of such powerful drugs had been off, but then, medical personnel did what they could with what they had to work with, and he was certain that it was just a matter of urgency that had caused the little miscalculation. Besides, with Kaito conscious, there wasn’t too much to worry about, right? 

He used his hands to help steady the thief, smirking as he took in the request. “Aha, of course I’ll help you to get ho-" 

He stopped himself at the sniffing and the comment that followed, amusement dying quickly. Did his breath really smell? The detective frowned, angling his head away, suddenly quite concerned. He’d been trying to keep the habit a secret, of course, and it wasn’t as if he smoked very often, but then with Kuroba getting injured and everything, he’d been so stressed…

"Ah…” Hakuba struggled to dig around in his pocket while supporting the other, looking for a stick of gum. He usually kept some on his person for just that reason, but that wouldn’t really remove the scent from his clothes if it lingered. “…anyway, it… ah, let’s just… get you home." 

Awkward. So awkward.