* – For an early morning text

magicianinthemoonlight:

[text] Hakuba. How was the heist last night?

[text] I am guessing you lost gain.

[text] Hey you missed the first class.

[text] Is it because of something KID did?

[text] Don’t tell me! Let me guess what he did!

[text] Ok… I give up. Are you not in class because you were too embarrassed to actually realize I am not KID?

[text] This onsided conversation is no fun. You should respond to me.

[text] REEESPONNNDDDDDD

[text] *doodles on desk*

[text] You were missed here this morning Hakuba – OH hey I think I see you out front.

[text] Glad you could make it to class sleeping beauty.

“…" 

“Trick or treat, Tantei-saaaan~.” The one and only Kaitou KID stood at his door with a large bag. He opens it, allowing many fireworks to go off as well as many other things. “As a treat I will return this to you!” He places his last items heist in his hand. “Bye bye!” he disappears in a puff of smoke.

“Ah, this is– oh. Oh. Well. Thank you, Kaitou-san! I thought I was supposed to give you a treat, though…?”

Bewildered and still a little shaken from the sparkly, exploding nonsense, the detective simply stood in the doorway for a moment, holding the large jewel in his hand, and then retreated for more caramel corn. 

Catch Fail || magicianinthemoonlight

magicianinthemoonlight:

Kaito smirks as he flies away from the scene. He had to admit he enjoyed messing with Hakuba. It still made him laugh at this point. The look on his face as he had jumped out the window… priceless.

Kaito had felt his phone buzz in his pocket. He was a bit intrigued as he glides through the air. He no longer was worried about the police who probably didn’t even know where he was.

He pulls out his phone, just as it vibrates again. He raises an eyebrow. He opens the phone and looks at the texts that seem to be streaming from his phone.

He gets a sour look on his face. He wanted to play then?

[text] Really?! No way!

[text] I don’t believe you. I am going to ask Nakamori or Aoko.

[text] Kaitou KID is way to good of a magician to be caught by you.

He should probably send just one more…

[text] So does that mean you know KID isn’t me then? Going to tell me sorry?

A smirk graces his face now. He wanted to try and test him? Two can play at that game.

Hakuba sighed as the return volley of texts arrived in his phone. Kuroba Kaito was too smart to simply slip up in any meaningful way which was both infuriating and a relief. After all, if he were too easy to catch, this whole fiasco would be nothing more than an enormous waste of time. 

Crossing the drive to wait for a cab at the side of the street, the detective drafted his replies. Paperwork could wait until morning, after he’d had a chance to cool off. 

[text] Yes, as a matter of fact. I formally apologize for falsely accusing you of being Kaitou KID. I admit it; I was completely wrong. 

[text] By now, the Phantom Thief should be finished with processing. I hope that he enjoys cold cement and uncomfortable benches. 

[text] Perhaps you’d like to celebrate my great success with me at some point? I’ve some champagne that I’ve been saving just for this situation.

magicianinthemoonlight:

Kaito went silent as he covered the ear piece. He lowers the volume slight as the footsteps get louder. He could hear doors being slammed open. He then releases the piece. “Didn’t know you were one to be flashy.” he chuckles darkly. “I will be on the look out.” he adds on.

He hears another door being opened. This time, only a few doors away. “You could say that. I would much rather call it…pursue with intent.” he attempts to keep his voice light. He glances around. Only one way out. If he could get out of the room and use his glider, he could… And idea forms in his head. It would be a close call, but it was the best option he could think of. “I will… make sure my pursuers head in the opposite direction.” he informs Hakuba.

 

whiteknighthakuba said: “Good. I’ll be there soon… and /then/ we can discuss my taste in automobiles.” The engine revved again and Hakuba offered a quick “Ja,” before hanging up. Then it was out into the road at fairly illegal- but safe! -speeds.

Kaito hangs up the phone. He gasps as he does, holding onto the wound which now was bleeding profusely. He bites his lip a moment before he moves. He rushes out into the hallway, the man seeing him and aiming his gun up and shoots. KID manages to avoid being shot, dodging most of them before getting to the stairs.

He heads to the roof quickly. Making it to the roof, slamming the door open, he runs to the ledge, opening his glider before releasing it from his back, making an infladible dummy be created as it flew off in on direction. KID turns quickly latching a wire against the building ledge before jumping down the side. Just as he jumps off, he hears the door open. Gun shots are heard in the direction of where the dummy had gone.

Kaito scales down the wall quickly before retracting the wire. He leans against the wall, his breathing heavy and his wound even more aggravated. He needed to leave the building and find Hakuba. His eyes started to blur as he attempts to move against the wall.

It didn’t take long for Hakuba to reach the specified location. He waited, top down on the convertible, scanning the area for any sign of his wayward friend. 

He waited.

And waited. 

Hakuba bit his lip. Surely Kaitou would have come to him by then? The thief was punctual if nothing else. Sly and slippery, as was his profession. He hadn’t sounded good on the phone, no, but if Kid had been in that poor of shape he would have said something, wouldn’t he…? 

The detective hesitated. Perhaps not. Perhaps he…

He was running before the sound of the car door slamming even registered. Hakuba kept to the edge of the buildings and into the shadows, field bag over his shoulder, close to his side, as he scanned the area. There were still officers lingering about, and among them, he knew, whoever had hurt his Phantom Thief. Hakuba grit his teeth as he left the safety of the building to move among them, slipping through the crowd of onlookers and authorities, searching. Scanning the concrete and debris for signs of blood, for flashes of white.

Kaitou couldn’t have gone far. Not with how he’d sounded on the phone. And he hadn’t sounded good. 

God, no… No, if he… 

Hakuba cursed himself as he picked up the pace once again, slipping under caution tape to let himself into the restricted building. He should have demanded more information. With more details he could have gone straight to where he’d called from. He could only hope that waiting this long, honoring Kaitou’s request, hadn’t sealed the thief’s fate.

After jogging up the stairs, Hakuba finally got his first break in the case; splashes of blood on carpet, on the banister, and at the window. Only small traces at first, then a pool where he imagined the initial attack had occurred. Judging by the amount of blood that had dried versus the coagulation of the deeper pools, it had been a good twenty minutes at least since he’d been in this position. 

The detective quickened his panicked pace as he moved along the clues, following them to the stairwell again. Ah- there. Tiny dots of crimson amid the marbled patterns. He followed them up to the roof, alarmed by the growing patches that stained the steps, the wall, the hand rail. The rooftop yielded better results, leading him to an exit point from which he could judge the trajectory. Now, if he were Kaitou, where would he…?

 Ah, there. The building with the open window. It seemed about the right height, the correct distance. Just far enough to make an escape. 

Hakuba retreated back down the stairs as quickly as he dared, nodding to officers on his way, refusing to be stopped. It was risky behavior to avoid the members of the force so aggressively, both because it made him look rude and because it could draw attention. He jogged from the building and out into the dispersing crowd, cutting through the milling members as they cleaned up from the heist. He couldn’t run straight for the building; that would be too obvious. He cut across to an alley way, ducked into one building and slipped out another door, then finally made his way to his target. 

Some had looked his way as he went past, undoubtedly wondering what clue he’d found, but they left him alone. By then, everyone knew that Hakuba was unwilling to share details before he was ready, and never permitted the police to interfere with his personal investigations. Really, the fact that they let him get so closely involved in KID heists was only a matter of privilege; had his father not been the Superintendent General, there would have been no way that he’d be granted so much freedom. And tonight, he was determined, that that little fact would save a life.

When he finally made it to the building, he had to pick the lock to even gain access. This was a skill that he didn’t normally advertise but far too often had to practice for his work. Proficiently allowing himself in, Hakuba slipped into through the entrance way and closed the door behind him. He just had to hope that, if this were the wrong building, that he would discover quickly and find a different one to search. The next one over, perhaps? 

Fortunately, he didn’t have to search much longer than the thoughts had time to form cohesive words before he stumbled upon the very person that he was looking for. Slumped against the wall near the staircase, white suit slick with blood, was Kaitou KID. His breaths nothing more than ragged gasps, face pale and twisted in pain.

Hakuba gaped. “Good God… Kaitou-san.” Without any further delay, he ran to him, fell to his knees and quickly pulled at the thief’s clothing, panic seesawing with the strong instinct to switch to medical professional mode. “Don’t worry… I’m going to help you. If you can, please explain what happened… I’ll take note of the wounds and prioritize, then take care of…”  There was so much blood. He set his jaw, letting a slow breath go through his nose. He had to stay calm. “…the worst of it, and then I’ll get you out of here… Just stay calm, Kaitou-san… I won’t let anything happen to you.”

Practiced hands found the wounds – at least the entrance wounds – and he hesitated for a moment before digging through his medical field bag. It was bad. It was worse than he’d expected. He might be able to slow the bleeding, to buy him precious time, but Kaitou needed a surgeon, and he needed one soon. 

“Deep, slow breaths… let me get you patched up. You’re going to be all right, Kaitou-san… just hold on.”

magicianinthemoonlight:

Kaito manages to dodge the movement quickly. The detective falling down in front of him. “Better luck next time, tantei-san!” he laughs, bring out his hand glider. “If I remember the last time we had a small squabble… ” his lips show a huge smirk, “I escaped using your face.” he jumps out of the room, “Bye bye!” he says mockingly in English instead of Japanese.

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It had seemed so close, but the thief disappeared as predicted, and detective met the hard concrete with an ‘oof.’ 

Hakuba pressed his palms against the concrete rooftop and pushed himself up- only for Kaitou to make his escape, scott-free. Defeated, the detective let out a frustrated huff and picked himself up, grimacing. The officers that gathered behind him didn’t comment on the scuffed clothing or the half-brit’s flustered face, but they knew what had happened. 

“Dammit Kaitou-san!” Hakuba called after him, scanning the skyline for the glider. There was really no point of it then; Nakamori’s men would chase, yes, but they’d never catch him. 

The teenage detective straightened out his suit jacket and sighed again, fishing with skinned palms for his silver pocket watch, making note of the time before turning and stalking toward the stairs, muttering to himself. “We’re going to need a different tactic… this is really getting us no where." 

Mocking him in English. Bringing up having used his persona for his escape. Honestly, what was that thief’s intention? To frustrate him, no doubt. Hmf. Two could play at that game.

As Hakuba made his way down the stairs, he pulled out his cell phone and began to type out a few different text messages, careful to skirt past officers on his way down, scowl fixed on his face.

[text] Hey Kuroba-san. You’ll never guess what I just did.

[text] You’re right! I’ve captured Kaitou KID!

[text] Really it wasn’t even that hard in the end.

[text] Would you like to know how I did it? 

[text] All that I had to do was find out /one/ crucial weakness and then exploit it. He was nearly putty in my hands. 

[text] He’s being sent in for processing now at the station. I guess he wasn’t you after all! How do you feel being in the clear? 

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He then snapped his phone closed and slipped it back into his pocket, lips curving into an irritated sort of smirk. Hah. How would Kuroba react to that?

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hannah-shikari: I did thing Not straight and unsymmetrical because I did thing without glasses But it seemed fitting I did thing with blue paper and nails For obvious reason But thing 8D “Congratulations, my dear darling Kaitou Kids! You deserve all of the praise and rewards and love!”

magicianinthemoonlight:

“Oh? And which would those be? I don’t REMEMBER doing anything wrong and against the law. Would you remind me? I thought you were everybody’s bitch. Maybe I was wrong. You can cuddle and not be in a relationship! Here let me show you!” Kaito says looking like he was about to pounce on the detective.

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“You know very WELL which crimes I mean, Kuroba-san! I KNOW that you’re Kaitou Kid and your continued denial is both infuriating and insulting!” The detective clenched his fists at his sides, trying to control his temper with seething breaths. This, Hakuba managed, but not without a scowl.

“…And if you dare touch me… especially while you insist on calling me such a degrading term, so help me Kuroba-san…"