holmesotakushizune:

“no, I don’t mean that you look like a girl. I mean that you look like those kind of people that if given enough make-up will pass as a girl…Well yea, you’re handsome and manly and stuff like that…”

wow. She should really control her mouth. Or at least try to say stuff that won’t cause misunderstandings. She has hurt the guy’s pride. Congrats, Shizune.

or, maybe not. “a date?”

“Sure, I’ll go on a date with you.”

“You… you will? That’s fantastic!” Good job, Hakuba! You get to go on a date with one of your idols, who happens to be one of the most brilliant detectives that you’ve ever had the chance to meet. Hoo! He was excited. 

Except that… it meant that he’d have to wear a maid’s uniform.

The blonde coughed into a fist, brows knitted as he remembered this fact somewhat unfortunately. “…But I have to wear the.. apron and everything? Do you know how to do makeup? Er, I meant, stage makeup… professional… I mean, clearly, you know how to apply it to yourself, you’re quite good at that I imagine, but ah… making me look girly enough..?”

God this was awkward. But… worth it. He hoped.