Hey Hakuba-kun! I have a senpai just like you. This is a little embarrassing, but Conan-kun is my senpai. Please don’t laugh!

“Laugh? Why would I laugh about that? Although Conan-kun might be young, he has a large amount of cases in his curriculum vitae, which technically makes him your senpai when detective work is concerned. I can see him being a valuable teacher, particularly to those who are just starting out – like you, or his little detective boys league.”

“Oi, just how many people have you gone around and told about this? My mentoring you isn’t supposed to be a status symbol or anything, yaknow." 

wooowww

You are my;;
[] Acquaintance 
[x] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[x] Other (APPRENTICE!!! KOHAI!!! Little buddy!!!)

I think you’re;;
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[x] Pretty Adorable!
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[] Hot

We should;;
[x] Fight (As Hattori said, deduction battle!)
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love 
[x] Text
[x] Watch films

I;;
[x] Like You
[] Hate You
[x] Love You (Platonic)
[x] Think you’re …So very, very talented and destined for great things.

I secretly;;
[] Hate You
[x] Love You (Like the little brother I never had T-T)
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[x] Think You’re …going to be the greatest detective of us all 

Should you reblog this?
[x] Yes (You already did! I’m so proud!)
[] No

easternsass:

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/eyes lit up like he just heard the most beautiful thing in the world

“Whoaa… how did Papa know? You’re amazing! Yeah, that sounds really good to me! But wouldn’t I be a bother? I’m sure Papa is a very busy person! You’re a detective right? Just like Heiji-niichan!”

“Hey, what kind of a senpai would I be if I didn’t make some time for my most wonderful kohai Conan-kun, hmm? Besides, I really need to learn to take a break from time to time, and this sounds like an ideal opportunity. And, ah, since you’re already so well-read, we can take turns reading if you like? Practice your English, perhaps. I understand that you’re far ahead of the rest of your class in your grasp of it; a little more work and I’m certain that you’ll be absolutely fluent!”

Releases an awkward laughter while thinking, (“Oi, oi. I’m already a high school student. Of course I know what sex is.” ) “Then, will Hakuba-niichan ah, right, Papa will read me all of the books I say?” Smiles innocently.

“Yes, of course! Any/all books that you like. I have all of the Sherlock Holmes books, of course; should we start there? I have it on good authority that you’re quite the avid fan! I’ve got over a dozen quilts, too; we could burrow in with some cocoa and read aaaall afternoon!”

/sneaks and quietly slips ★

If we kissed:

  • [x] This wouldn’t happen. “Sweet kohai, I will kiss your forehead! I suppose if you want to kiss my cheek that is also allowed, you adorable little thing, you. <3333”
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [x] Um no. “You are so precious! I will take you out for ice cream!”
  • [] YES.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [x] Sure.
  • [x] YES. “I’ll read you a book, too!”

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [x] No.  ”Wh-where did you even learn such a word?!”

Should you reblog this?:

  • [x] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [] Yes.
  • [] No.