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10. My muse takes cares of yours when yours becomes sick 

This was a joke, right? A dream, perhaps. Or, her eyes were deceiving her. This was too weird, too unexpected. And that was why her heart was beating so fast.. right?

Obviously, because a certain sandy-haired young detective with way too charming butterscotch eyes could not be in front of her now. Though, at this moment, you couldn’t see said eyes. And, why not?

Because one Saguru James Hakuba was unconscious and sweating on a hotel bed in front of her.

Add a 38.7 degrees Celsius fever and the package was complete.

But let’s rewind.

Our favorite blonde phantom thief was taking a day for herself. Cozy but fashionable in a simple, short black strap dress and oversized black speckled wool cardigan. Sheer black tights covered her long legs all the way to her short high-heeled boots in a dark red hue to match her lips. A black envelope-style crossbody purse crossed her with a cold chain, Her hair down in waves around her face with large stylish earrings on either side, completing the look.

Today was her day out — no parties, no teas, no charities. Jeanne had spent a peaceful morning devouring the latest Haruki Murakami book along with a rather tasty breakfast at a trendy cafe. Draining the last of her tea cup, she got up to leave for a stroll at the nearby park. The place had of late become a favorite of hers, the lake surrounded with trees and abundance of flowers was gorgeous in spring time. Of course, it was winter now, but the lake was still a pretty sight.

The park conveniently had nicely made benches for viewing this lake. However, instead of a seat, the blonde found more. The debonair detective who had invaded her mind (many more times than she’d admit!) was lying on the bench in front her, seemingly unconscious. And in that ridiculous Sherlock Holmes outfit. Her heart leapt. What was he doingIs he alright..?

Rushing to him, she bent over the detective and waved a hand over his face. “Hakuba. Hakuba! Butterscotch boy! Hakuba-chan! Hakubi!”

Despite the depreciating nature of her calls, the detective only mumbled and turned. Placing a hand on his face, she blinked. With the object of her recent attentions in front of her, her mind seemed to be having a conversation with itself. Boy, was he hot. Sure he is. I mean no! His face, his face! Yes, that’s also hot. I mean, he has a fever. FEVER. 

Straightening up, she shook her head. He obviously needed medical attention. Taking out her phone, she murmured, “One ambulance..” However, the detective chose that moment to regain enough consciousness to protest. “You’re sick, sir. Medically.” He opened those butterscotch just enough to give her a pleading look before going back to wherever he came from in his consciousness.

Jeanne sighed. What should to do now? She couldn’t just leave him. But there was no way she could show him where she was living. Unconscious and feverish or not, Hakuba was still a sharp one. Who knows what he could do with the information. The thief would rather not find out.

Well, there’s this way but.. But what? He needs help. Phone still out, she dialed for a taxi. A driver experienced with drunks and a 15 minute ride later with the detective’s head in her lap (for comfort, of course) later, they arrived at a luxury hotel.

So frequently had the blonde visited the hotel’s ballroom, tearoom, restaurant, bars, and other amenities that the staff was more than eager to answer her needs. They transported the detective to the bed a room within moments with a promise to deliver her requested items soon.

And here she was, gazing at Hakuba who wasn’t exactly in best form. Clearly, as the sweat was beginning to soak through his shirt. Crossing room to sit on the bed, she managed to get him to sit up (whilst ignoring his here-and-there mumbling) and began to remove his outerwear and tie. Before reaching for the top button of his collared shirt, Jeanne hesitated, her cheeks pink. He needs to be wiped down! Calm down, he’s a sick person. Just a sick person. Gingerly, and gradually, the buttons came undone. 

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After easing off the wet shirt, she wiped him down with a towel taken from the bathroom. Violet eyes widened in shock at the scars on his body. What caused these? He.. As if not wanting to cause them to hurt, she took extra care in wiping the scarred area with a mixed look of sadness and concern on her face.

Knocking interrupted her. “Miss Jeanne?”

Shaking her head of her previous thoughts, the blonde went to collect her requested items with thanks and a tip. Using her foot to close the door quietly, Jeanne began to sort through the bags. Sleeping clothes, medicine, thermostat, cooling pads — everything was there. 

Well, the wiping was done. For the upper portion. Cheeks reddened once more. Should I? She shook her head. He’d just have to sleep in his pants. Taking off his shoes and belt was the most she would do. After completing those tasks, she helped put on the pajama shirt. Thankfully, Jeanne had remembered to ask for the button type, making dressing him much easier. 

Next is.. temperature. Yikes! 38.7?? No wonder he’s out for the count. He needs medicine now!

Medicine and water bottle in either hand, the blonde sat once more on the bed. “Hakuba, take your medicine.”

Mumble. Groan. To add to that, a head turn. Oh, dear.

She stared at him, at a loss. Finally, a determined look became apparent in violet eyes. Putting the medicine in her own mouth with a bit of water, she set down the bottle on the bedside table and took the detective’s face in her now free hand. Swiftly, cool lips met feverish ones as the blonde transferred the medicine to his mouth from hers. Swallow. 

Thank Kami-sama he’s unconscious. Gently as she could, Jeanne laid him to resting position on the bed. Taking out the extra sheets, she covered him. Sweeping aside his bangs, she paused before giving his a temple a small kiss. The thief couldn’t help it, he looked so uncomfortable. Curiously though, he seemed to calm down after the act. Fantastic, he probably thinks I’m his mother. Well better that than me, actually.

One cooling pad was placed on his forehead and a note written with instructions to take medicine when the hotel staff called. She had told them to give the room a wake-up call when another dose was needed. Water, medicine, and extra cooling pads within reach of him, all he needed now was rest. 

Taking a seat once more on the bed by him, she wiped the beads of sweat that had formed on his face again almost.. lovingly? The thief froze. What was she doing? Am I? No. Nooooo. There is no way. Liking Hakuba? A detective. That would be the equivalent asking for a go-to-jail-now card. No, thank you! 

Time to leave. Drawing away, a hand suddenly covered hers. His. “Don’t leave,” he groaned, still more than half asleep. Smiling crookedly, Jeanne gently took her hand from his. “Sleep now. You’ll feel better soon.”

She got up and got her purse. Opening the door, violet eyes looked one last time on the sleeping figure. A wistful look and the crooked smile once again appearing on her face, she said,

“I won’t leave, because I was never here.”

Leaving no trace of herself, she closed the door behind her.

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As butterscotch eyes came ever closer, Jeanne met them unflinchingly with her own violet eyes. And was it her or was the air between them getting increasingly warm..? As the detective drew himself closer to her, the thief couldn’t quite ignore just how well their bodies fit together with their exchanged words bringing them seemingly closer.

Oh, dear. The blonde’s eyes seemed to droop a little more as the distance between them grew less. Would alcohol suffice as explanation? Speaking of alcohol.. I wonder just how the champagne tastes from his lips..

Then she heard him.

It was as if a gust of icy wind had swept through her, taking away the slight dizziness and treacherous warmth. He knew. He KNEW. How could I be such an idiot?? Have I..? No. It has to be a bluff. Her cover wasn’t blown just yet!

Before Hakuba’s lips could meet with hers, she placed a finger on his lips. Her eyes were still hooded, but her mind cleared. She was the phantom thief here. As if she’d let him steal the first kiss. Wherever the game was going, the competitive thief wanted the advantage.

“My, detective, I’m both flattered and appalled. Such a handsome detective seems interested in me, but thinks I am a mere criminal?”

Jeanne didn’t wait for his answer — she reached up to him, melding their bodies even closer and pulled him down for a slow kiss, biting down on his lower lip teasingly. After a moment, she pulled away slightly look at him, the mischievous spark in her eyes brighter than ever. She reached up to caress his cheek lightly.

"So detective, it appears I’ve stolen a kiss from you. Are you going to arrest me now?”

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He could try.

To be honest, Hakuba hadn’t quite expected that turn of events. Not that he had a problem with it whatsoever; on the contrary, he was stunned by the pleasant – and rather thrilling – development. As she touched his cheek,  the young detective let a soft sigh escape him, lips parted in his lingering surprise. 

When he managed to compose himself a moment later, Hakuba gently leaned his head into her affection, taking in the caress with a grateful (and significant) glance at her eyes.

“…you cannot steal what is willingly given, mademoiselle.” The words left him with a purr, hand at her back tightening its hold. “And you’re no mere criminal, my darling… not with the proficiency for which you’ve stolen my attention. I do hope that this is some ingenious ploy; I must admit that I’m intensely fascinated by your methods.”

Truthfully, it was a bluff, but Hakuba felt confident in seeing it through. At worst, it was a mystery otaku’s attempts at wooing a woman with a surprisingly convincing James Bond act. At best, it was successfully seducing an intensely interesting mistress thief. Whether the night ended in bed or in jail, Hakuba found it inescapably difficult to mind. 

Alas, if he wasn’t careful, this particular attention that he was paying to only one suspect was sure to be noticed by his client sooner or later… Even so, he leaned in for an attempt at returning the kiss.

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kaitouxjeanne:

Oh.

Due to his pulling her in closer, she could certainly smell his good taste in cologne. The lady could even feel his good taste in clothes, or the textures thereof. With her face so close, unbeknownst to her, violet eyes couldn’t help but see his lips. Would he also taste-?

No. I will not. Who cares? I don’t. Right, on with this, this game. Games have winners and losers and I like winning. 

Sure that her inner self was blushing from the proximity, she let her eyes trail slowly to his eyes from his lips, where she er, wanted them. Purposely delaying her answer to his inquiry, she reached up to hold his cheek lightly with her free hand. 

Lovely smile in place, she replied, “I must be blessed to have such a gentlemanly escort tonight.. My, I would think you would know. I have danced with you, if yesterday’s memory is correct. Or was that not the sort of dancing you were referring to?”

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“If that’s the case, I’m afraid I’ll have to retract my earlier comment on your being a gentleman.”

“Oh no; the kind on the polished floor is what I meant. Although it’s true that we danced last night, your specifications were never quantified… or, if they were, the list was never made available to me, and I must admit that I’m curious." 

Hakuba tilted his head curiously, regarding the features of her face and, yes, that lovely smile. His warm smirk in return matched his eyes as he leaned closer to her, palm pressed gently, steadily, against the small of her back. 

"Though, honestly, I wouldn’t be opposed to not being such a gentleman if you had genuine interest when the night was through…” As he spoke, he kept his eyes on hers, closing the distance between their faces, even among the crowd, voice dropping to a whisper. One little kiss wouldn’t hurt anything, would it?  He moved to do just that; just a simple brush of his lips against hers, while continuing his dialogue – that is, if she didn’t prevent him from making his calculated move of seductive strategy. 

“Assuming, of course. that you’re not arrested by then." 

Wow?

You are my;;
[x] Acquaintance 
[] Friend
[x] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[x] Enemy
[x] Nemesis
[x] Other (CONQUEST and RIVAL)

I think you’re;;
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[x] Pretty
[x] Beautiful
[x] Gorgeous
[x] Sexy
[x] Hot

We should;;
[x] Fight
[x] Fuck
[x] Kiss
[x] Make love 
[] Text
[] Watch films

I;;
[] Like You
[x] Hate You
[] Love You
[x] Think you’re … a devil in disguise

I secretly;;
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[x] Like You
[] Dislike You
[x] Think You’re …probably very bad for me and my work

Should you reblog this?
[x] Yes
[] No

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kaitouxjeanne:

So he had noticed. If the momentary lapse of her attentions bothered him, he hid it well behind his smirk. It seemed someone else besides her was more than well-versed in these games

Without a doubt, the detective was far more interesting than the rich boy over there. He was also much more dangerous to her well-being. Any plans laid by him would not be so easy to get around if he was as calculating on the job as he was in social situations. In fact, as she was studying him, Jeanne was sure he was observing her just as closely. 

Just great.

An eyebrow was arched on the blonde’s face in response to Hakuba’s. Turning her head to once again look at the man in question, she sipped her champagne idly and said nonchalantly, “I should think that question would be better suited to him. And I thank you for your kindness, but I already have made his acquaintance.”

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Fingers squeezed the detective’s arm slightly. Their owner had a rather impressive smirk of her own, along with a playful question in her violet eyes that gazed into the detective’s own.

Drawing closer so their bodies brushed just slightly, she asked him with a light laugh in her voice, “Why do you ask? Do you feel not interesting enough for my attentions or do I tire you already?”

Sip on that scotch, detective.

“Oh, no, not at all… I find you quite fascinating and would be pleased to share your company for the rest of the night, were it to work in my favor.” Yes, night, not evening. “But, it is my desire to also be a gentleman, and thus curry to my lady’s favor. If he were more to your taste, who would I be to stand in your way?”

Yes, as if the detective didn’t suspect Jeanne to be on the top of the list of suspects. 

“Though, I would have to warn that I hear that he’s not the most agreeable lover." 

Hakuba smiled oh-so-smugly, pulling the woman closer against him in kind. No, it was far too interesting to keep her close to him, that fact was certain. He just had to find a way to disarm her enough to get her motivations out into the open. 

"Now that we’re on the subject, though, I must ask; what do you look for in your, ah, dancing partners?” 

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kaitouxjeanne:

Letting him lead her, she vaguely wondered if she was getting led into a trap. For such a sharp detective, he was certainly letting his attention wander. Granted, to her, but from her observations of him, he seemed much too dedicated to the job for distractions. His senses didn’t seem too dull, especially when it came to her. Maybe that’s just how he wants it. Oh bother.

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The thief mentally shook her head at herself. This was no time to be hypersensitive. She had her move planned out and there was no room for doubt at this point. Trap or suspicion, Jeanne would have to move forward.

Speaking of moving forward.. her attention was caught by the confident smile of one of her more handsome suitors that was directed at her. The wealthy heir of a hotel chain, he certainly looked it in his designer suit. With his looks and wallet, women flocked to him. The blonde was not one of them but she had caught the attention of the playboy all the same. He had loads of pride and with that look he was giving her, it wouldn’t be hard to convince him to help her — without his knowing, of course. A strong candidate to be her cover.

Jeanne gave the heir a demure smile back before turning to answer Hakuba. She wondered if he’d noticed, as she noted his scanning of the crowd before. I wonder if it’d bother him. Not that I care..

The same smile on her face still, she replied,“Though I do love a good wine, champagne will do nicely for now. And what is your poison of choice, detective?”

Besides your choice of company tonight, that is.

“Scotch, actually,” Hakuba answered the question with honesty, offering the champagne to her before taking one for himself. “Not as fitting for a party, I suppose, but I’ve acquired quite a taste for it…”

Speaking of taste, the detective then directed his gaze to the man that Jeanne had wondered about moments before, arcing a brow in amusement. “Mm, is he someone that you’re interested in?” he asked, turning his gaze back to the young woman on his arm. Yes, he had noticed, but if it bothered him, he didn’t let it show. “He’s quite a good host in the right situations…”

Yes, Hakuba had encountered that particular socialite before. And he was as egotistical and easily played as could be expected. The detective knew this quite well. 

I could introduce you to him, if you’d like.” A faint, teasing smirk. How would she take this play?