Sorry for asking such a weird question, but I’m curious. If someone wanted you and Kaito to have kids, and changed his body so it was physically possible, what would you do?

“Well, ah, that largely depends on him, doesn’t it…? The decision to have children, physical feasible or not, is something that a couple – and most importantly, the individual themselves. But, if he and I were in a stable relationship, preferably marriage, and he wanted to, and it were safe… I would be all for it, honestly. I’d love to have a family, and God knows I love Kuroba-kun… but that is up to us, not any third party." 

Diversion Tactics

“How many officers down? Seven?" 

That was more than half of the task force’s front line! Nakamori-keibu was in rare form that night; Hakuba couldn’t remember the last time that they had been this whipped this quickly. But then again, the Kaitous had continued to improve their performance while the officers continued to use the same tactics again and again. 

"Do you realize what the definition of insanity is, Keibu?" 

Hakuba laughed at the string of obscenities that came over the other end of the phone, both amused and horrified at how unprofessional his superior was. Of course, by then, he had become accustomed to it. Nakamori-keibu wasn’t a bad man; he was actually quite sweet if you could get past the stubbornness, but he was a creature of habits. Habits that always led to his defeat. 

Why couldn’t anyone see that but him? Well, and Edogawa Conan, of course, but that was almost like saying that water was wet. Fortunately, the little detective wasn’t present for this particular heist. That meant that Hakuba would finally have the chance he wanted to corner the one, true Kaitou Kid – while Kaitou Kage kept the others busy. 

"I’ll check the maintenance tunnels – send your men to the- ah, Keibu?! Keibu!" 

He’d hung up! Rolling his eyes, Hakuba jogged down the metal stairway and down through the maintenance door, using his temporary card key to gain access. Kid was in disguise, he knew, and this was the best route to escape while Kage made off with the heist in hand. Logically, it was the only route, considering Nakamori’s scheduled tactics. 

Skirting through cables and janitorial equipment, Hakuba made his way as quietly as he could through the tunnel, turning a sharp corner to work his way back behind the museum displays. If he guessed right, Kid would be waiting right about… there. 

The blond smirked, tilting his head as he came to a stop. "I believe that I’ve just cornered myself a phantom thief, Kaitou-san… Any last words before I make the arrest~?" 

Psst.

Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you. 

  1. I… I really have it bad for that white suit of yours.
  2. Sometimes I watch you during class and think about kissing you… it’s quite distracting.
  3. I’ve always wanted to try to tame your wild, wild… hair. No, really; I keep some styling gel and a comb in my bag, and I… I’ve been so sorely tempted, so many times, to just walk up and play hairstylist… but I somehow think that would be unwelcome and may, in fact, be regarded as inappropriate. Nevertheless, the struggle is real. 

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“I didn’t ask.” The teen responded, dryly. Taxing? As if.
He watched Hakuba’s face, gaze shifting down to the piano keys again as the detective’s hands glided across them, both curious and put off. Who did this guy think he was? Acting all suave and innocent…
“Still going on about moonlight escapades… when will you give it up already?”

Kaito wondered, idly, how long it would take Aoko to figure out where he had ended up… and also whether his hope that she’d drag him away again might be foiled when she spotted Hakuba. What did she see in him, anyway? “And what about you? No date? That’s surprising with how much of a playboy you are.”

It was… frustrating, to say the least, to hear the denial time and time again. Hakuba knew who Kaito truly was, and he knew that Kaito was well aware of this. Add to that the playboy comment and the dry response, and it put a significant damper on his ability to pretend to be pleasant. 

The detective stilled his hands, letting the notes die with chord unresolved, and tilted his head back to regard the teenager next to him coolly, mouth curved so very slightly downward into a frown.

“This is an event for the police, many of whom I consider colleagues and mentors. It is not a setting in which I feel comfortable bringing personal matters, which a ‘date’ would fall under. But, thank you, Kuroba-kun,” Hakuba remarked, voice dry, words quick, and tone perhaps a bit harsher than necessary. “It’s always good to know where I stand with people in their opinions of me.”

And where was that? Irritable, nosey, pretentious playboy. Insufferable. Hakuba glanced away, down to the piano keys, fighting back the urge to run. Kaito was too observant; he’d know that he’d hurt him with his words. He’d know he’d won.  Hakuba forced a smile.

“Ah, so admired, am I. It’s so nice to have friends.”

“Ah- yeah, Hello?”

10. They want to invite you out. 

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“Ah, hullo, Kuroba-kun! I was just… calling to see if you might be interested… and by that I mean, available and reasonably willing — does that sound right??? — er, rather, would you like to accompany me to a… a, ah, little get together? I mean, it’s actually not little, per se, but it’s not exactly gigantic, either, it’s more or less rather in between and I’m supposed to bring a guest, you see, so would you? Like to accompany me, I mean.” 

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