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Ah tantei-san, looks like I have to work hard, hm? *Leans in close to press his lips firmly on the side of Hakuba’s neck* Afterall, I do dislike sharing you with the other Kaitous.. *grins mischievously* What would you have me do, my dear tantei-san?

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The detective frowned. He enjoyed the attention very much, of course, and he was hard-pressed to ignore a kiss from a Kaitou, but… Hakuba sighed and put his hands on Kaitou’s shoulder, gently bracing so that distance would be maintained when he stepped back.

“Now, now, Kaitou-san… It’s not exactly easy sharing myself, either; I end up with a broken and aching heart several times over more often than not. However,” Hakuba sniffed resolutely. “I must remind you that this blog is multi-ship friendly, and there are only one of me for every 7.333 repeating of you, approximately. At least, in terms of those who are somewhat active.”

With another sigh, he continued, offering an apologetic glance, though his frown became more pronounced. “You’re going to need to learn to share, my my possessive thief, but I shall come up with a nickname for you that you will enjoy to reward you for your tenacity. As for what you can do…”

Hakuba’s expression became thoughtful then as he considered. Hm.

“…I suggest that you start with getting to know me and allowing myself a moment to get to know you. And by that I mean, further than where you like to be bitten. A new thread, perhaps. Are you still in school? If so, let’s start there." 

Ah, well, let’s see– 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 11. And 14.

4. Kiss 
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
11. A hug
14. Simply to be mine

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“…yes. Yes, yes, yes. To all of them. Please. Take my numbers. Take my heart. 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 8, and especially 14, please, just allow me to take them in return.” 

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syoku:

Mata Ashita!Ouran Koukou Host Club Soundtrack & Character Song 2

» Performed by: Maaya Sakamoto, Mamoru Miyano, Masaya Matsukaze, Kenichi Suzumura, Yoshinori Fujita, Ayaka Saito, and Saisuke Kirii

Yes, should have enrolled at Ouran Academy. Longing sigh. 

Hey, Kaito Harem – let’s open a host club. I’ll be the Idiot King AND the Shadow King. You guys can be everyone else.

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“I am not KID so that would be a no. Come on Haku-kun! Just a small cuddle.And a long term relationship…? I was kidding of course….” *whistles innocently* “Are you sure you are no one’s bitch?”

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“If you keep this up, I’ll get you arrested for one of over a hundred different crimes that I have verifiable evidence for. No, I am not anyone’s bitch. And I don’t see how suggesting such a thing and then playing about relationships as if this were a game would make me any more inclined to ‘cuddle’ with you. Honestly, Kuroba-san… I knew that you were obnoxious but…”

5. Friendship “Even if you don’t consider it Hakuba-kun~.” 7. To cuddle “need to pop that bubble of yours.” 8. A long term relationship “HAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST KIDDING. Maybe.” 12. Be my bitch “You mean you aren’t already?”

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“I am so entirely confused by the mixed signals in this response of yours, Kaitou-san…

"My friendship you potentially already have, or would if you would accept the fact that I know your secret identity and have been keeping it safe. 

"Cuddling could be acceptable, yes, in the right circumstances. Such as a long term relationship, which you… may or may not… want?

"And, pardon, Kaitou-san, but I am no person’s ‘bitch.’