What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?

kaitobird:

As Kaito has a hard time thinking about this himself, I fielded the question to Hakuba. The response?

“Quirkiest. Quirky IS Kaito. Kaito IS quirky. What is the most Kaito thing that Kaito does? That’s tough. Is it meddling in others’ business? Is it taking bird baths? Perhaps it’s the hoops he’ll jump through for chocolate. Or the need to be in everything, at all times. Taking control of a room and getting to know everyone there and assigning himself as personal coach to each, complete with laundry list of what they need to do to fix their lives as far as he sees it. Or taking things apart just because he can and then put them back together like he’s an avian Mary Poppins.”

"Basically, he’s a Jack Russell Terrier… with wings.”

“…Excuse you.”

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“Sorry, dear. It’s absolutely true and you know it.”

Kid, are you aware that Hakuba has an entire harem of Kaitou Kids?

askkaitokid:

“Ah, thank you for the…information, dear anonymous. I was certainly not aware of that. However, what Hakuba does in his free time is none of my concern so long as it does not interfere with my work." 

“Wh-what?! I don’t… No! No, I don’t have any of those! They’re referring to the actual harem of… God, never mind. Never mind.”

Hakuba and you switch places for a day. What would be the first thing you would do?

askkaitokid:

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“Use his money to buy first rate chocolate of course~! It must be nice living as a bocchan.” (There really should be more important things that I could do, but that was the first thing that came to mind.) 

I have the very strong impression that this Kaitou hates me for some reason (perhaps I haven’t been very kind to him… I know I have a tendency to be very obnoxious from time to time, particularly when investigating) … however

…however, this is so adorable I.. I…

I’ll buy you expensive chocolates, Kaitou-san! Please don’t hate me. Your smile is so cute. ;-;

“Ah, Kaitou Kid! I have to ask you… how do you feel about handcuffs?”

askkaitokid:

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“Oh~? Fancy seeing you here, Hakuba. As for your question, handcuffs are handy things to catch petty criminals, but I can assure you that I am no ordinary thief. That, I am sure you already know.”

((GUyS guys!!111 There’s another Kaitou Kid! And look! He called Hakuba a bastard. I like him already!!!)

“Know that I do… which is precisely why I felt the need to ask. I’m not exactly your average detective, either. So here’s my next question: are you ready to start running?”