”hey” ?!?!?!!

jimmykudos-deactivated20150608:

AM I ANSWERING THIS FOR GAB OR HAKUBA

1. First impression: I cant believe this young man isd following me
2. Truth is: P cool. good at detectiving and stuff
3. How old do you look: 17
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes
5. Have you ever made me mad: no
6. Best feature: ya face is drawn so well
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah
8. You’re my: sunshine. my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are grey
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

“My face is drawn quite well, isn’t it?”

jimmykudos:

I CALLED HAKUBA HANKUBA IM SORRY wdsfdsff

“Not to fret: typographical errors are common when drinking. Heaven knows I’ve sent more than a few drunk texts in my time, and… well, let’s just say that I completely understand.”

hankuba you’re smart tell me how to prevent a hangover

“Aside from knowing your limits in terms of the quantity of alcohol over a specific length of time – ie, pacing yourself – the most important thing to do is to dilute the potency of said alcohol in your system. This can be easily done by keeping in mind the following guidelines:

  • Don’t drink on an empty stomach
    • Eating before and while drinking not only decreases the rate at which your body absorbs the alcohol, but acts as a natural pacer to slow your alcohol consumption. 
    • Carbohydrates, dairy, and proteins are all fantastic choices and for different reasons, but watch the sodium levels in your snacks – the more salt you eat, the more you’re likely to drink! 
    • I assume that this is the reason why pretzels are a popular go-to in American bars, especially, as the dry, salty snack drives patrons to buy more and more alcohol in an attempt to sate the thirst… And why, conversely, British pubs have food that, while not necessarily healthy, at least offers delicious choices along the lines of of shepherd’s pie or fish and chips, making us more inclined to eat real meals with our drinking. Hmm. Anyway… along those same lines…
  • Stay Hydrated
    • It’s commonly said that dehydration is the number one cause for a hangover, so it’s very important that you drink plenty of water throughout the day before hand, during your alcoholic adventures, and afterward. I typically keep water bottles close at hand to alternate between sips or shots, depending on what I’m drinking. 
    • Drink a full glass when you’re finished and before you go to bed
    • Drink in the morning, as soon as you wake up. Having a glass or bottle of water next to your bed is a good idea for this reason. You’ll avoid a lot of problems this way. 
  • Sleep It Off
    • Your body needs time to metabolize the alcohol in your system, so it’s important to allow yourself time to rest. Often times, if I’ve gone on a bender, I’ll really have no choice but to take a couple of aspirin and go back to bed. 

"There are things that you can to do minimize the effects of a hangover, as well, but the best thing to do is to try to prevent it if you can.”

“Good luck!”