It’s true, ladies… the rumors are true. I did, indeed, get a haircut this afternoon. Fortunately, it was just a trim and it’s likely that most of you won’t even notice a difference. Never fear: I understand that my hair is one of the things that makes me so exotic, unique, and desirable. 

Another quality are the parallels between myself and James Bond (especially as played by Sean Connery). 

I brought this up with Baaya on the drive home and she gave me the most odd look.

“You? James Bond? I suppose I can suspend my disbelief to correlate his name to yours with enough effort…”

“Please, you know I’m more of an international spy than a regular old detective.”

“Young Master…”

And then she laughed.  And continued to do for the next four and a quarter minutes. I waited until she was finished, but the moment she looked back at me, the laughter returned. 

Baaya is known to be a critic, however, so I suppose I should not be surprised. It does not change the facts.