Gab: I don’t normally do “everyone died btw” scenarios for him
me: tfw that would be the only circumstances in which they would ever hook up
Tag Archives: it’s true
ships where they banter constantly (◡‿◡✿)
ships where they playfully sass the other (◕‿◕✿)
ships where they see each other as they truly are and tease each other (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
SHIPS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
GREED: Something I can’t get enough of.
“Paperwork.”
i’ve always wanted to have sex on a camping trip
i hear it’s really in tents
i’ve been informed that a more appropriate punch line would be “it’s fucking in tents” so can we just pretend i said that first
Have I mentioned that I love to go camping?
…and would sure love some good company~?
BUT WHICH ONE IS ME?!
…probably the one Kaitou-san has his hand on. Like “Stop it, you!”
Sob.
It means you had one too many cuddles, Hakuba -3-
“I can never have enough cuddles, Hannah-chan… not from Kaitou-san, at least.”
Hakuba, hunny, i think we need to get some help with your tea addiction…
“Did you forget that I was half-british?”
“We take our tea very seriously, you know.”
((Finally, pretend that Hakuba is playing this for you in an empty ballroom somewhere.))
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
No hospital. .32 caliber. Shrapnel. They’re probably waiting for someone with my injury report.
I’m laughing a lot because I’m reading this and just thinking of that buried, controlled part of Hakuba that he’s subdued going“BIIIIIITCH WAT DE HELL U BEEN DOIN GODAMNIT CAN’T I CARE ‘BOUT SOMEBODY WHO AIN’ GETTIN’ THEYSELVES SHOT AT’
”…that’s actually fairly accurate.“